Welcome to footballing fans from all four corners of the globe. This blog is something I’ve been thinking about for a very long time, despite the complete lack of desire for it. But I’ve got a lot to say about the happenings in the world of soccer, and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to deliver it to you.

Now that you’ve found me, I’m sure you and media pundits the world over will be bookmarking this page and checking it every, single morning. Otherwise, how would you know what to say when stuck in awkward soccer conversations, or the pundits what to say on their programs and write in their columns? And while I’m not saying that I’m the definitive authorithy concerning the sport, I will say that you should probably listen to me. And if you disagree, well… I think you’re stupid.

In the coming days I’ll be loading up a few posts covering the events that have transpired over the last few weeks. So keep checking back, and I’ll do my best to keep you entertained.

Thanks for visiting. You won’t regret it.