i want: kwik all-surface soccer tennis

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Kwik All-Surface Soccer Tennis Net

While surfing on KYCK a few weeks ago, one of the users made a post about how cool it would be to have soccer-tennis as an Olympic sport. And while the odds of that happening are about as good as Andy Carroll leading the Premier League in scoring this season, it did ignite my interest in playing the hybrid sport much more frequently in the near future.

After doing some internet window shopping, I turned up this beaut from goal gear specialists Kwik. Why this one over the numerous other options available? Most of the competitors in the market have stakes on the bottom for planting them into grass, an option Kwik also offers themselves. But this model is awesome because you can play it on any surface you want… driveways, back yards, parking lots (Perfect for tailgating!), gymnasiums, real tennis courts even. Game on.

CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT  |  kwik.com

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this is silly season

Whether you’ve noticed or not, I’ve made a concerted effort this summer not to litter the blog with posts about transfer speculation, in particular as it pertains to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Part of my reason for that is to try to avoid boring my non-Spurs-supprorting readers with endless ranting and sobbing about our inactivity in the transfer market. But the other reason for it is so I don’t drive myself mad by over analyzing mooted targets and moves that potentially won’t even happen.

will anyone else be putting pen to paper for tottenham in the next week or so? if you believe the media, just about everyone.

In some respects it’s been fairly easy to not comment on Spurs transfers simply because they knocked out a few early in the summer. Vertonghen’s semi-protracted acquisition  followed after an out-of-left-field snagging of Gylfi Sigurðson. Which means I didn’t have to spend the first third of my summer worrying about whether we will or won’t make any signings this window like I normally do. And just as it seemed as if we would be spared Spurs’ typically last-minute wheeling and dealings, Levy’s ability to stretch out a second Modrić saga shows that it probably had as much to do with him as it did with old ‘Arry.

So with the first round of fixtures already in the history books — and a predictable loss due at least partially to the current squad deficiencies — and just a week left to conclude any lingering deals, we’ve officially entered Silly Season. It’s the period of time right before the close of the transfer window where fans start to panic due the lack of signings, and the press feeds on their insecurities by linking the club to everyone under the sun. A window of time within a window of time, if you will.

For Tottenham, most of the names are the usual suspects we’ve been linked to in the papers over the last year. Only this time there’s a “new bid for” or “late swoop for” placed in front of the prospective signing’s name in the headline. Mixed in among them are a few pulled-from-a-hat big names that may or may not have any truth behind them. And for each of them, I fall hook, line and sinker. My hopes skyrocket. He could be the missing piece of the puzzle! We’re gonna win the league if we sign this kid!

The quantity of links itself is astounding in its own right. In fact, here’s a quick run down of all the players I’ve seen linked to Spurs this week alone.

AVB finally signed one striker… will more follow?

Emmanuel Adebayor – Manchester City
The deal that would never get done, but everyone knew would, is finally done. An extremely shrewd bit of business out of Levy, supposedly only having to fork over £5 million to City for a guy who contributed 17 goals and 12 assists last season. And though his salary from Spurs hasn’t been announced, we do know the Mancs are still paying him £80k a week to make up for lost wages. Considering Wolves got around £12m for Steven Fletcher, who tallied just 12 goals and 2 assists last season, Ade’s price is a steal.
Status: Signed on Permanent Deal

Leandro Damião – Internacional
Consistently linked to Spurs each of the last two transfer windows, it’s not surprising  to us linked once again to the Brazilian poacher. This probably would have been a done deal for a somewhat reasonable price already had Leandro not bagged the Olympic tournament’s Golden Boot, which means Inter now feel justified in requesting a club record fee for his services. Will Levy finally bite the bullet and splash the £20m needed to do so? With just Ade, Defoe and Kane on the books in the attack at the moment, we better hope so.
Status: Just as Likely to Happen as it is to Fall Through

Grant Holt – Norwich City
While the big lug tried to force his way out of the club after Paul Lambert departed for Aston Villa, it seems he’s settled back in to his role of being Norwich’s main man again. Which is fine by me, because I don’t want us spending big to obtain a 31-year-old striker who’s had just a single season of top-flight experience. Leandro’s young, I can justify spending money on him… but not Holt. While I admire his industrious nature and terrific work rate, he’s just not good enough or young enough to pin our hopes on.
Status: Panic Buy/Media Fact Fabrication

Robert Lewandowski – Borussia Dortmund
He’s the star striker for the two-time defending Bundesliga champions, he’s playing in the Champions League AND he turned down Manchester United’s advances. Umm, I’m pretty sure this one is simply being thrown about to rattle some supporters into a frenzy.
Status: Not Gonna Happen

Willian – Shakthar Donetsk
More of an attacking mid than a striker, Willian was mightily impressive for Shakthar during their Champions League run two seasons ago. A guy who can play both through the middle (a potential Luka replacement) and on the right wing (someone who can spell Lennon), he could be a very useful signing. AVB actually attempted to sign Willian during his time at Chelsea, but was rebuffed with a lofty £20m asking price… something our chairman is considers too high a price. Though it is a lower asking price than what’s being asked for the next guy.
Status: We’ll Make Him Fit IF It Actually Happens

Porto's Moutinho

moutinho is our ideal deep-lying playmaker replacement, but we’re running out of time to snap him up.

João Moutinho – Porto
Supposedly our Luka-replacement “Plan A” the majority of the summer, Porto look very intent on either holding on to their playmaker, or holding out for a massive pay-day to let him go. With a rumored buyout clause of £30m that Porto seem to be sticking to, he does makes Willian’s price tag seem a little more reasonable. Problem is, I much prefer him to the Brazilian, as he’s one of the finest central midfielders in Europe. I also worry that if he is our top priority once Modrić goes, that there won’t be enough time left in the window to get the job done.
Status: Hope Remains… But Fading Fast

Fernando Llorente – Athletic Bilbao
I want Leandro more than any other striker in the world right now: he’s not only quick for a big man, but he’s a fantastic finisher and skilled enough to tiki-taka too. Which means the Athletic line-leader would be the perfect fit for an AVB Spurs side. However, Juventus have been standing at the front of his queue for quite a while now, and they offer what he desires: Champions League football. Sigh. Not only that, but with Adebayor playing in the exact same role as Llorente, it’s unlikely that either would want to be the other’s understudy.
Status: Dreamers Dreaming

Maroune Chamakh – Arsenal
Between being a Gooner and the copious amounts of grease that will likely drip off his hair and ruin the lockeroom carpet at the new training ground, I just can’t fathom the thought of this potential signing. Chamakh’s reputation is built entirely on just two good seasons at Bordeaux, but since moving to the Woolwich he’s done nothing but prove he’s not quite up to snuff. To be honest, whoever made up this link is a sick, sick bastard. 
Status: Vomit Everywhere if This Happens, Which it Won’t

Will any of these players actually end up in Lillywhite? Aside from Adebayor, because, well… he is now. I don’t know the answer to that. But if previous windows are of any help to us, I’d be willing to wager that Daniel Levy will make us wait all the way until 11:59pm on August 31st to find out.

Hang on to your butts people… Silly Season is in full swing.

a momentous baby step

As the boos and whistles rained down from the rafters, things must have finally felt different for the American players standing on the Estadio Azteca pitch.

Michael Orozco Fiscal Scores Against Mexico

while i can understand the boisterous celebrations on the pitch, the boisterous over reaction by some fans is another matter.

Never before had a US men’s side left the cavernous Azteca — or any other stadium in Mexico for that matter —  with more goals than their hosts. But on a fateful August night in 2012, the US Men’s National Team finally notched their first ever win in twenty-five trips across our Southern border.

Having finally rid themselves of the monkey that had been on their backs for a pathetically long three-quarters of a century, the lifted weight must have been tangible to the players. We’d come agonizingly close before — most notably in a World Cup qualifier back in 2009 — but couldn’t ever quite close it out. Now no longer winless away to El Trí, the psychological advantage held by our neighboring hosts can’t seem near as daunting as it once had. Which is good, because the boys needed a boost in their fortunes.

Prior to the win, the US had been on a four-match winless skid against our hated rivals, dating back to February of 2009. And while the momentum gained from a win is good enough on its own, the timing couldn’t have been better for the national team’s ego: Klinsmann’s camp had to have been feeling a little insecure about things considering our neighbor’s recent trophy haul. Mexico are the current holders of the Gold Cup, U-17 World Cup and the Olympic gold medal, and they finished third in the U-20 World Cup as well. Oh yeah, the US failed to qualify in each of those last two tournaments, too. And adding insult to injury, our ladies’ continued success only further emphasizes the mens’ mediocrity. So if nothing else, the win was needed to help restore some of our pride, and I can’t imagine the players not feeling that difference.

But if things didn’t feel all that different for the players — assuming social media is a reliable social barometer — my fellow American fans certainly felt that way.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit I felt a rush of pride when the US players were celebrating on the Azteca pitch. It was a long time coming, and something I’ve long looked forward to enjoying. But did you read any of the reactions pouring forth from the mouth of the average fans on Twitter or Facebook? To describe them in just a single word: overexuberance. To describe the celebrations in more words, but more bluntly: you would have thought we had just won the fucking World Cup.

If I lived in an urban setting, I’d bet I would have heard celebratory chants of “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-AAAAA!!!” echoing from the rooftops for the first time in ages… well, at least since the Olympics ended just three days earlier. Everyone seems to love game winner Michael Orozco Fiscal now, even though many — myself included — had previously called for his exclusion from future USMNT camps not long ago. Some also seem to have forgiven Brek Shea for mailing it in for the last three months, again anointing him the chosen one for a second time. We’re back on top of the world!!!!!

But while last Wednesday’s win in Mexico was historic, I feel like I need to remind everyone of what of our actual situation. Otherwise, some idiot will go and lodge a foolish bet on the boys taking home the trophy at Brazil 2014.

For starters, let’s take a look at that new and improved all-time record in Mexico: yeah, it’s only 1-23-1. We’ve gone into their country and emerged victors a single time, yet we’re gloating like the balance in power has been restored. Our fans’ arrogance looks even more brash once you remember that the Mexicans actually have a very respectable record when playing on our side of the fence: 8-13-10. And before you go saying something like “Well, USA-Mexico games in the states are effectively home matches for them anyway with all the fans they bring”… well, don’t. Those overzealous fans celebrating like banshees might want to ask themselves why they haven’t been filling the stands for those matches themselves before they start making excuses for our performances. It’s a little embarrassing to see us celebrate without thinking about that.

Mexico's Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez

had chicharito not missed a sitter, the USMNT could still be 0-fer in mexico.

Secondly, this was a single friendly match. It could have easily gone the other way if not for some spectacular Tim Howard goalkeeping and some unlucky Chicharito finishing. Though, there were a lot of positives to take from it, too.

It was impressive to grab a win when Klinsmann fielded a relatively inexperienced squad, short on key veterans such as Clint Dempsey and Michael Bradley. Even more so because the Mexicans fielded a near-full strength side themselves. You could see glimpses of our German manager’s designs to have the defense playing a higher line, and they did a respectable job of keeping their shape and staying compact against the Mexican onslaught. Gomez, too, appears to be growing into an indispensable part of our attack.

All positive things. But they all took place in a pointless match that meant little aside from boosting collective team ego and providing temporary bragging rights for the winning side’s fans. Mexico’s fans didn’t even to take it that seriously, as the normally intimidating Azteca was only around two-thirds full. I heard they were only pouring beer on Americans on the match instead of bags of piss, too. So at most, the win should be a momentum builder ahead of a the World Cup Qualifying campaign. Or at least an opportunity for a men’s national program pick itself up and dust itself off after several recent failures.

Lastly — and make no mistake about this — we’ve got a lot of catching up to do to Mexico at the moment. When it comes to the senior side it’s hard to ignore that they’re ranking of 18th, half that of our 36th… not that the FIFA rankings hold that much weight. Their recent international success at the youth levels, especially compared to our poor showings, indicates they’re ahead of us in the player development game too. An argument could even be made that this dominance extends to our respective club sides as well, with MLS clubs still finding it difficult to overcome Liga MX sides in the CONCACAF Champions League. I could go on.

maybe this is a little bit over the top, don’t you think?

Look, I get why some people want to celebrate the win. And I’m all for a bit of friendly banter aimed at our neighboring Hispanic fans. But blowing a friendly result up into some earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting outcome? Get out of here. I mean someone thought it was a such a momentous occasion that it was a good idea produce the banner up and to the left, like we had won a major trophy or something. It’s like we’re delusional and don’t know our place. Some normally reasonable minds were even claiming the Azteca win to be one of the top three USMNT results of all time. ALL TIME. Absurd.

Regardless, I’m still proud of the boys for a hisoric baby step forward. A win in Mexico; notch it off our belts. They performed bravely and showed signs of promise. A welcome change, and one that makes me less weary of the future. It’s a result that future let’s future American sides definitively know that they’re not up against an impossible task. They can think to themselves, “We’ve done this before, and we can do it again.” If we’re lucky, we’ll use that to our advantage the next time we’re in the Azteca… when it counts for something.

And should we win then, I promise you can celebrate all you want.

ten words or less #58

US National Team Celebrating at Azteca

two things i learned today: 1) the USMNT can win in the azteca, 2) jermaine jones likes to celebrate like a boss with his oxygen tank.

Though I’m admittedly still on a bit of an adrenaline high just over two hours after the United States’ “historic” win in the Azteca — I won’t elaborate further on it, as tonight’s win has spawned another full-length post where I’ll delve into the topic in greater detail. But it still feels good to beat Mexico, even if it was just a friendly.

So, as is typically the case, I’ve got a TWOL to bridge the gap. And it’s a good thing, as there’s a load to talk about. I’d be positively giddy for the start of the Premier League season, were it not for Spurs recurring ineptitude with transfer dealings. Ligue 1 is back in action already, where Ibrahimović netted a brace to save PSG’s rich asses in a come from behind draw with Lorient. One of Chris Rolfe’s two goals against the Union at the weekend is an MLS Goal of the Week candidates (vote for him in the first link below, okthx). And in Italy, there’s more match fixing… though I suppose that’s almost to be expected at this point. Anyway, the on with the links…

For real though, vote for Rolfe’s goal. – mlssoccer.com

Levy waits this long for only “£26m plus add-ons”?!?! – guardian.co.uk

Miniboro provided a smart ”faux campaign” for Tailored by Umbro. – miniboro.com

MLS is one step closer to their dream of NY2. – newyorkpost.com

The Fat Spanish Waiter analyzes the rise of English tiki-taka. – rafabenitez.com

The things pro athletes throw their money away on… – football-italia.net

His ego knowing no bounds, Eric Wynalda interviews… himself. - kckrs.com

Maksim Molokoedov: Chile’s first professional Russian player AND prisoner.
- dirtytackle.net

As an aspiring journalist, this would be a freaking dream. – theoriginalwinger.com

Pia has some leverage, and she intends to use it. – shekicks.net

sell by date

Sometimes, I find it amazing how factors outside the world of football can so profoundly affect the game.

Brazil's Lucas Moura

lucas moura’s £35 million capture by PSG is a sign of the times with young brazilian talents.

For instance, a nation’s culture often influences its traditional style of play. England’s fast-paced, direct style can very much be linked to the importance of bravery, determination and a “do it for the Queen” mentality in the country’s cultural values. Germany’s traditionally disciplined outlook might have given way to a more creative one in recent years, but that was due in large part to refocusing their efforts on technical development — a prowess for which the German’s are well-known. Even in the US, our wear our heart on our sleeves, work harder than anyone else attitude shines through in our national side’s tendency to have extremely fit, industrious players.

Political fighting and revolution has seen club football in Egypt suspended since March 2011. The Pacific Northwest’s fondness for the alternative scene made it the perfect location to become soccer’s American hotbed, as they’ve embraced America’s most-bagged upon sport like true hipsters that they are. It’s even been postured that the main reason the World Cup has been hustled about to so many far-flung locations is so Sepp Blatter can win himself a Noble Peace Prize.

Of course, the biggest outside factor that I’ve neglected to mention so far is also the most obvious: money.

Most of the time when thinking about the influence that the influx of money into the game displays, most would be quick to point out one of a few key examples. The success seen with Roman Abramovich’s propping up of Chelsea, the Qatari’s pumping up Paris Saint-Germain, or Sheik Mansour pouring nearly a billion into Manchester City serve as the archetype for money’s impact on the game. But billionaires investing in various individual clubs isn’t the only way that money helps to shape the current state of the game.

To illustrate this point, consider Brazil. Long recognized as the world’s pre-eminent and largest factory of footballing talent, clubs around the world have long sought to unearth their own Brazilian and take advantage of the jogo bonito that spews from their feet. It was a relatively easy task for most European sides to cherry pick, too. Dangle a carrot of substantially higher wages than what their Brasileiro clubs could afford to pay, offer their clubs a tidy fee, and you’d have yourself a Brazilian. For instance, take a look at how much it set back European sides to purchase some of Brazil’s most famous exports over the last fifteen years:

Player Brazilian Club Buying Club Year Age Transfer Fee
Rivaldo Palmeiras Deportivo la Coruña 1994 24 £10.5m
Ronaldo Cruziero PSV Eindhoven 1994 17 £4.8m
Cafu São Paulo Real Zaragoza 1995 25 £1.3m
Ronaldinho Grêmio Paris Saint-Germain 2001 21 £4.5m
Lúcio Internacional Bayer Leverkusen 2001 24 £7.4m

First, notice that all of the purchasing clubs aren’t exactly European heavyweights — well, PSG weren’t at the time anyway. For the Brazilians, that was a good thing. Each player moved to a side that they were all but guaranteed playing time, which allowed them to develop and improve their games before they could progress to bigger and better clubs. Second, notice too how low the transfer fees paid for each of them was. With the clubs not demanding ridiculous buyouts for their players, it wasn’t a massive risk for a European side to take a gamble on a player that wouldn’t be a guarantee to pan out. And when it did work out, it did ensure a rather large profit for the club that was willing to take that risk.

But that trend soon changed, and as you might expect, it was sparked primarily by a financial boom born outside the realm of football.

While the world economy has suffered through the largest recession since the Great Depression over the last decade, Brazil’s economy has been one of the few that’s bucked the trend. Thanks to a liberalization of their foreign investment policies, combined with an emerging technology sector and the growing importance off their off-shore gas and oil holdings, Brazil’s GDP has averaged over 5% growth over the last five years and will soon become the world’s 5th largest economy. And though there are still vast amounts of people living in the slums in the country, the rapidly growth of the middle class is a sign that things are moving in the right direction.

neymar being mobbed by the masses

as neymar’s star has risen, so has his asking price.

Predictably, the nation’s national pastime was quick to see the benefits of such economic stimulation. Third party investment in the star players at Brazilian clubs — which provides the investor a large cut of each player’s image rights and shirt sales — skyrocketed, allowing Brazilian sides to offer considerably higher wages than they previously could. These higher wage offerings have allowed sides like Santos to hang on to highly sought after talents like Neymar far longer than they would have been able to in the past. Additionally, it’s also helped sides like São Paulo attract veteran players such as Luís Fabiano and get them come back a few years earlier than they previously would (I penned an entire post about this last season). All of which has helped to make the Brazilian leagues much more competitive, not to mention more appealing to the all-important foreign TV market.

So all seems honky dory, right? Well, not quite.

On the surface, Neymar and others of his generation are reaping the benefits of the country’s new-found wealth. They’re getting paid as much as they would if they had moved on to Europe, but without the risk of having to move an ocean away from home and try to adapt to a new culture. All your friends and family are close, and you’re one of the best players in the country. The average player still get’s to leave behind the life of poverty, yet doesn’t have to go a half world away to make it happen. Win-win.

But like everything else in life, there’s always a flip side to the coin. And in the case of Brazilian footballers, there are several elements to other side of the coin.

Sure, Brazilians might not need Europe for its riches any longer. However, that doesn’t mean that they don’t need it’s leagues either. Look at Neymar performance in the Olympic final, where the golden boy was once again exposed. Mexico’s high pressure defense didn’t provide him the time and space for his standard flash and panache. El Trí were able to force into bad positions on the pitch, rushed passes and a handful of turnovers. So for a player that many have claimed to be one of the best players in the world, why wasn’t he able to assert himself better?

Most sides that he faces in South America adopt a very deep back line to leave room for their favored counter attacking style. Coupled with the respect his talent deserves, and Neymar tends to have loads of time for his theatrics. But when forced where he was forced to face a high pressure defense, that space and time evaporated. The same thing happened to him in the Club World Cup last year, where he was in over his head against Barcelona. Just like his time playing in this summer’s Olympics, he had his moments of brilliance, but they were few and fleeting against the top-notch competition.

Oscar of Brazil

oscar shown for team brazil during the olympics, but will he be given the same opportunity at stamford bridge?

So while going to Europe won’t necessarily provide young Brazilians with the fatter wallet it used to, the old continent is still unrivaled when it comes to providing top class competition. Everyone in your side is a good player, and the day-in-day-out training and stiffer competition for both your place on the pitch and the results of the match will undoubtedly push a special talent to reach their full potential. As long as Neymar continues to stay in Brazil, it’s highly probably that he could potentially never reach that potential… and that would be a shame, especially considering the country’s sky-high ambitions.

So now that we’ve established why the young starlets of Brazil need to move on to Europe at one point or another, how does this tie back in to the country’s finances?

With these young players staying longer and getting paid on par with their European counterparts, they’ve become infinitely more valuable assets to their current Brazilian clubs. When they sell on a star player, Flamengo or Grêmio or Fluminense don’t just lose a hard to replace member of their starting eleven, but also a possibly impossible to replace income stream from advertising dollars and shirt sales. So if some club from Europe really wants to pry away one of their most prized resources, they’re going to have to shell out a handsome sum to do so. That’s why we’re seeing a young 19-year old starlet like Lucas Moura requiring nearly a £35 million transfer fee, an outrageous fee that only a super-rich side like PSG can afford. In fact, this has been a developing trend for quite a while now:

Player Brazilian Club Buying Club Year Age Transfer Fee
Robinho Santos Real Madrid 2005 21 £18.8m
Pato Internacional A.C. Milan 2007 18 £18.8m
Oscar São Paulo Chelsea 2012 20 £20.0m
Lucas Moura São Paulo Paris Saint-Germain 2012 19 £34.8m

That’s silly money, the kind that only a few teams in the world can pay. And with Internacional president Giovanni Luigi claiming Tottenham or any other suitors will need to meet the £47m buyout clause for Leandro Damião, and Santos saying Neymar is now “priceless”, it certainly looks a trend that will continue. Which would be fine, if it weren’t for just one more niggling factor.

When a 20-year Oscar arrived in West London — with the weight of expectation from his £20m pricetag hanging around his neck — there are a half dozen other players that can play in his favored central creator role: Mata, Hazard, Ramires, Essien, Benayoun and McEachran. And like we’ve seen from players that don’t get regular minutes at this pivotal point in their lives, they don’t continue to develop. Every emerging talent moving to a European power should expect a dog fight to climb into the first eleven, and understand it’s a risk.

Now compare those clubs to those of the players mentioned in the first list, and notice the size difference. If a player goes earlier to a smaller club, they might not get the pay day, but they’re given a much more realistic chance of establishing themselves in the side. The pay off for which can mean the difference between success abroad, establishing one’s place in the national team, and eventually reaching their maximum potential.

It’s almost as if young Brazilians are gallons of milk at the grocery: if they’re held onto too long, they go past their sell by dates.

One would hope that CBF officials are taking note of these kinds of trends, too. If they have any hope of Brazil lifting the World Cup trophy in the Maracanã in two year’s time, they’ll have to break the stranglehold of Spain’s mile deep talent pool, beat the German’s in the race to redevelopment, and maybe find a way to beat Mexico! And they’ll need this extremely talented crop of youngsters to reach their full potentials to do that. Yet if their starlets waste away on the benches of European giants for the next few years, I don’t know if that will be possible.

Look, it’s great that Brazil’s economy is expanding and lifting millions out of poverty. And it’s equally great that Brazilian players don’t have to seek pastures anew to achieve their dreams. But if the trickle down effect of all this money into Brazilian football continues on its current trajectory, I worry that the expectations of the entire country might be a bit too high… the victims of their own success.

and the winner is…

WSOTP's Contest Winner

instead of having my wife pull the winner’s name out of a hat, originally i had much more grand plans for the announcement. they fell through.

Well I have to admit, running these giveaways are a quite the experience. It’s exciting for me, to see all of this interaction with readers, both new and veteran alike. The idea of giving something away to all of you — aside from my extremely valuable words and thoughts, of course — is admittedly pretty fun. And after a week’s worth of anticipation, tonight’s the night I have the privilege announce which one of you lucky Wrong Side of the Pond Facebook fans get’s to take home the prize.

But first, a big shout out is in order for our sponsor for this giveaway, protective sports apparel company Storelli Sports. Being completely honest, I’m pretty jealous of the winner getting to take home a free pair of their BodyShield Sliders… I’ve been eyeing them myself for a while now. And let’s be honest, without our good friends at Storelli, all of you would be stuck with nothing more than the aforementioned words and thoughts.

So, the winner… right?

Fifty-three readers signed up for the giveaway, twenty-three of which were brand new fans of the blog. And perhaps fittingly, it was one of those new readers who get’s to take home the prize. So it’s with great pleasure that I can announce that the winner of our Wrong Side of the Pond giveaway is:

WSOTP-Storelli Giveaway Winner Brad McNutt

Congratulations, Brad! We’ll be in touch with you soon to arrange to have your free pair of Storelli BodyShield Sliders sent you. And since I happen to know Brad is a big Newcastle fan, let’s just consider this a peace-offering when Spurs march out of St. James’ Sport Direct Park on August 18th with three points under their belts.

For all the rest of you new Facebook fans, and those of you who’ve been around for a while, stick around. I promise it’ll be worth your while. Cheers!

i want: objectivo’s love michael, hate bob tee

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Objectivo's "Love Michael, Hate Bob" Tee

I know it’s been around for a while, and it’s not really relevant now that Bradley the Elder is no longer at the helm of the National Team. But seeing how I’m beaming with pride over Bradley the Younger’s career progress over the last twelve months, I don’t think it’s so bad to want the “Love Michael, Hate Bob” tee shirt by Objectivo once again.

Michael’s much heralded move to Italian almost-giant A.S. Roma got off on the right foot when he scored the opener against Liverpool in a preseason friendly at Fenway Park a week or so ago. Hopefully it’s enough to convince new manager Zdeněk Zeman to give Bradley some significant minutes for the Giallorossi this season. Meanwhile, his dad continues to draw nothing more than a rating of “meh” whenever you ask anyone about his time in charge of Egypt. It leaves a feeling eerily similar to my reaction to his time in charge of the USMNT. So maybe the tee isn’t quite irrelevant yet.

CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT  |  http://www.objectivo.com

ten words or less #57

As you might have been able to tell, things have been hectic around WSOTP Central of late. Between two trips to New York for real world work, a family vacation in Charleston, South Carolina, and out-of-town weddings, it’s at least felt like a struggle to find the time for the blog. Which is odd, because I’ve actually done a lot for it lately.

Tottenham's Gylfi Sigurdsson

i know it’s only preseason, but gylfi is already looking like one hell of a signing for spurs.

While in New York I was able to sit down with the guy who runs the country’s greatest soccer pub. In Charleston, I had a chance to meet the awesome travelling support from the Orlando Ruckus when the Battery hosted recently-crowned USL Champions Orlando City. And I’m also running a giveaway for some swag from Storelli, and all you have to do is Like my Facebook page to be entered!

And believe it or not, there’s still more exciting stuff on the way. So hang in there a little bit longer for some of that delectable original content that keeps you coming back for more… or something like that. These links should get you your fix in the mean time…

It seems like D.C. wants to lose United to Baltimore. - washingtonpost.com

Would a Boca return to MLS be worth the investment? – theshinguardian.com

“Please please please please don’t call me a racist”. Brilliant. – fitbathatba.com

Did Chevy’s Manchester United Deal get their CEO fired? – adage.com

Glen Johnson’s claim to be an American sports fan debunked. – youtube.com

Continuity under Tito seems almost assured for Barça, right? - reddit.com/user/Atald

Settled on the new Vapors… then Maestri III’s came out. – soccerbible.com

A foosball badass, too? Disco Benny is a legend. – hamhigh.co.uk

“World’s first bio-engineered soccer ball, grown from living cells.”
- pigsbladderfootball.com

And first to market with a GLT-compatible ball is… – select-sport.com