ten words or less #72

What a week it was for football.

it was such a scintillating week of soccer that it literally caused the crew’s scoreboard to burst into flames.

Spain, long the kings of European club and international soccer, was humbled over the course of two nights in Germany. The shock waves of the thorough beatings received by Barcelona and Real Madrid are still reverberating a week later as we head into the return ties in Spain. Meanwhile, the Premier League saw not only a champion named, but also two sides doomed to relegation. The race for the top four in England also remains interesting, with Spurs and Arsenal seemingly trying to trip out of each others’ way nail down the last slot. The Columbus Crew’s scoreboard caught on fire shortly before its team did in a 3 goal victory over DC United for the Black and Gold. And the biggest news? scored a hat trick in my coed indoor match midweek. Earth-shattering stuff, right?

So with all of the madness that went down last week, it would have been easy to miss an interesting story or two along the way. As we edge our way towards yet another week guaranteed to be full of even more twists and turns, have a read through some of the best content I gleaned from the web over the last week that might have gone under the radar.

An infographic explaining the NASL’s new Indy Eleven‘s name. – indyeleven.com

One small step for Pittsburgh, one giant leap for USSoccer. – theshinguardian.com

Meanwhile in Sweden, they’re paving over pitches. – whoateallthepies.tv

So Blackburn should be in the Champions League final, right? - espnfc.com

My future child will have a ball in its crib. – si.com

Honestly, I’d have a hard time fairly judging a Gooner. – guardian.co.uk

Nike have something crazy in store for us. – soccerbible.com

Bravo, Dirty Tackle: a marvelous bit on the Suárez bite. – dirtytackle.net

College athletics losing it’s luster… and not just in soccer. – sbnation.com

Though he’s bat shit crazy these days, nothing but respect. – youtube.com

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those that shout the loudest

It’s amazing how quickly the collective mood can change.

Tottenham's Gareth Bale

isn’t the rule that if gareth looks this forlorn, the rest of us should too?

A month ago, I and my fellow Spurs supporters were ready to celebrate the club’s best season in the modern era. Tottenham were on pace for a third place finish, were arguably the favorite’s in the Europa League and we were trying not to talk about the points gap that seemed to be widening weekly between ourselves and the Goons. But now, we were bumped out of Europe by the measly FC Basel, we languish in fifth place in the league, and could be four points behind the scum before the end of the night.

Where did it all go wrong? What can Spurs do to save their season? And most importantly, who can we blame?

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pic of the week 4/8-4/14

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Newcastle Horse Puncher

In a weekend where fan hooliganism made headlines on both sides of the pond, this week’s not-exactly-HD  ”Pic of the Week” comes to us from the aftermath of the Tyne-Wear Derby in Newcastle. Northeastern rivals Sunderland traveled to Newcastle to face the Magpies at St. James Park, and came out of the match surprise 3-0 winners. Unsurprisingly, this didn’t sit well with home support, who then spilled into the street surrounding the stadium and threw a temper tantrum of epic proportions.

The highlight of the scenery captured though has to be footage of the man above, who thought it best to not only provoke the policemen attempting to keep the peace… but also punch one of their horses in the face. Caught on camera several times before obscuring his face with his scarf, the lug wasn’t exactly able to land a solid blow to the equestrian guardian before gesturing “Come at me, bro” several times and then being tackled by the police. However, that likely won’t stop him from having picketers from PETA marching outside his house, or avoid a date with the Newcastle magistrate sometime in the next fortnight.

And for those animal-friendly readers concerned about the horse? Don’t worry, “Bud” as he’s called, has recovered well and will live to face drunken Geordies another day.

ten words or less #71

Champions League Tifo at Borussia Dortmund

believe it or not, the reason dortmund fans put up this awesome tifo was to use the dude’s giant binoculars to see when my last TWOL post was.

It’s been weeks since I put out my last Ten Words or Less, which I suppose is a good thing for you readers considering that means I’ve been dropping original content for you instead of shoveling you content from other sources. But that doesn’t change the fact that I feel like I’m neglecting the long-running links post. Or the fact that some of the links I had originally collected for this have since become irrelevant.

So now that you’re done buying a shirt from the brand new WSOTP Shop, I figured I’d get things back to normal with a freshly updated edition. And if you’re looking for original content, I’ll probably have something else for you before the weekend. In the mean time, enjoy some of my favorite links from around the world of football from the last week or so.

Terrible April Fools joke, but a great idea for real. – qatarliving

A refreshing dose of clarity from Spurs’ wordsmith, Spooky. – dearmrlevy.co.uk

Sexiest Puma shirt they’ve put out in quite a while. – football-shirts.co.uk

The first supporters to ever fly to an away match. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Abou Diaby: the man-made of glass. – talksport.co.uk

Chelsea’s creepy blue man group kit launch. – youtube.com

A very well executed dead horse beating. – regista-blog.com

Those poor globe-trotting scouts have it awful. – guardian.co.uk

One designer’s line inspired by retro soccer design. – hypebeast.com

So, bicycle soccer actually exists. – kckrs.com

pic of the week 3/25-3/31

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Paulo Di Canio Fascist Salute

Though I’m a few days late in getting last week’s Pic of the Week up on the blog, you might be even more confused that to the picture I’ve selected because it most certainly wasn’t taken last week. In fact, the picture above was taken in 2006 during one of Paolo Di Canio’s final matches with Lazio before he retired. So why, then, did I pick this as this week’s picture?

Di Canio, a self-professed Fascist sympathizer, was named the successor to Martin O’Neil as manager at Sunderland at the weekend. And though the Italian lightening rod earned the opportunity to try to save the Black Cats from relegation thanks to a very fruitful two year spell in charge at League One Swindon Town, most of the rhetoric surrounding his appointment has concerned this six year old picture. Though a few of the punditry chosen to overlook the political leanings of a potentially very talented manager and debate his merits as as a manager — a novel idea, right? — many have decided to attack Sunderland and Di Canio for the decision by calling them “racists” and “unethical”. And while Paolo can be accused of having a fiery personality and is probably guilty of some poor decision-making in his past, that doesn’t mean he’s not qualified for the job.  By all accounts, he’s a very intelligent man and a promising managerial talent.

So my selection for this week’s Pic of the Week is meant to convey this simple message: let’s let current news and future results dictate our perceptions of someone, not their past indiscretions. Otherwise, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

the fatal flaw

Some players are just destined for the headlines. How they find themselves there though, is often very different.

Suarez Angel or Devil

there are definitely two sides to the coin with luis suárez.

Many of those regularly in the headlines earned that right on merit, their amazing displays on the pitch rewarded with plaudits and front page cameos. You know the types: Messi, Ronaldo, van Persie, Pirlo, etc. Then there are those who frequently feature in headlines for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes it’s for the things they say, while others it’s for repeated infractions on the field, and still others it’s because they seem to gravitate towards all forms of trouble. These are your Bartons, Bendtners and your Bellamys… and that’s just the B’s.

But as you might expect, there is a small sliver of each of population of headline grabbers that overlaps with the other: the ones whose craziness off the pitch is only overshadowed by the crazy feats they pull on it. They’re just as likely to make waves for having a public meltdown as they are for bagging a game winning goal. King Eric Cantona the crazy paved the way for other brilliant yet mad players like Zlatan Ibrahimović, Mario Balotelli and Luis Suárez. All great footballers, but all possess a fatal flaw that makes each team they’re with question keeping them around.

Take Suárez for example: he’s currently sitting top of the Premier League scorer’s table with 22 tallies in 29 matches. He accounts for 39% of Liverpool’s total scoring output this season, and has at times single-handedly kept the Reds in the fight for a European place. The Uruguayan also has a rare knack for not only scoring goals, but creating them too. There’s no better player in England — maybe the world — at getting to the goal line, turning the corner on the defender and laying off a ball for onrushing teammates. Suárez has also seen international success, leading La Celeste to the Copa América title last year with four goals. Fans of the diminutive striker often lavish praise on his work ethic, passion and desire on the pitch.

But despite his brilliance, it’s that passion on the pitch that just seems to keep him in a constant state of trouble. Wherever he goes, trouble follows.

Though a 19-year-old Suárez quickly found his shooting boots after moving to Europe to play with Groningen — netting four times in one five game stretch — he also managed to earn three yellows and a red… in that same five game stretch. When Ajax came calling after that season, and Groningen rejected their initial offer, Suárez took his club to court to push through the move. Once he finally forced his way to the Dutch powerhouse, though quickly becoming a club legend thanks to an impressive 111 goals in 159 appearances, he then decided it was a good idea to bite an opposing player. A seven match ban ensued.

Suarez and Evra Handshake

an arrogant action flies in the face of apology, and illustrates a lack of class.

He moved on to Liverpool during that suspension for a hefty £22.8 million. A price befitting for a rising world-class talent. A quiet six months followed, but in his first full season on Mereyside, Luis found himself in trouble once again. The first incident involved a perceived racial slur aimed at Manchester United’s Patrice Evra, earning an eight game ban. The next time they squared off against one another, he refused to shake the Frenchman’s hand, sparking even greater controversy. Then there was that time he flipped the Fulham faithful the bird when exiting at Craven Cottage. This season? Predictably little different. He’s admitted to diving in a match against Stoke, confirming many’s suspicions of his propensity to simulate. And more recently, a sucker punch while playing for Uruguay and an intentionally punched goal to knock non-league Mansfield Town out of the FA Cup round out his latest sins.

But all the while, in spite of all the turbulence, he’s poured in the goals. And for that, the Liverpool fans love him.

Now there was one headline I left out of that list of sins, and it’s one that many of his supporters point to as a defense for all of his indiscretions. The scene: the 2010 World Cup quarterfinals in Johannesburg. Uruguay and Ghana were in the dying moments of added time. A shot headed by Stephen Appiah, clearly headed for goal, was punched clear by none other than one Luis Suárez. Assomoah Gyan missed the ensuing penalty, and the Uruguayans advanced to the semifinals on penalties. Suárez had sacrificed himself for the chance that his team might advance, and it worked. Millions labeled him a cheat. Though most of us would have wanted to do the same had we been in his shoes, but wouldn’t have because we lacked the fortitude to do so.

Suarez Celebrates

considering how he’s played, you can understand why liverpool fans are so quick to defend suárez.

You see, if you ask Suárez’s biggest fans, Luis suffers from little more than the occasional rush of blood to the head. In moments of excitement, his passion and desire and drive to win is so intense that he’ll do whatever it takes to strive for victory. That example from the World Cup illustrates that point perfectly, and I can see honor in that. It’s a gut, instinctual reaction to do what you can to win.

But it’s when they apply that same logic to events such as his handball goal against Mansfield, I start to wonder if they’re just looking at Luis through rose-tinted lenses. He made the choice to poke in that ball with his hand. That’s a lot less instinctual, and lot more decision. Same goes for the punch to Chile’s Gonzalo Chara; that was far from an “instinctual” reaction. And while he was certainly provoked, that doesn’t excuse his decision get even. You look at that, and the laundry list of other infractions he’s got on his rap sheet, you get the feeling that his “instinctive actions” are actually more accurately described as an inability to control his reactions.

Look, I’m not disputing Suárez’s ability. On his day, when he’s got his head tied on tight, he puts on a show that few players are capable of replicating. In fact, there’s little doubting that a lot of his genius comes from his unpredictability. And I get why Liverpool supporters would want to defend him, considering all he’s done for the Anfield outfit.

But don’t try to feed me this bull that he’s a scapegoat or a media target. He can be a good footballer, but still be a shit human being. He built the reputation he carries. That’s the price you pay when you draw so much attention to yourself. The more headlines you make, the more cameras they point at you. And when you have a fatal flaw that makes headlines like Luis Suárez, all of the cameras are already pointed at you anyway.

ten words or less #70

USA vs Costa Rica World Cup Qualifier

if this excellent promotional poster doesn’t get you amped up for tonight’s USMNT match… i don’t know what will.

It’s been a busy week here at WSOTP. This is my fourth post in less than a week, which has to be a blog record. Hopefully everyone’s been eating it up.

But as you might expect, the events that have dominated my attention over the last few days have to be crucial the upcoming pair of US men’s national team World Cup qualifiers. In the lead up for that, I’ve been busy promoting watch parties in Dayton, OH, as well as helping others to find bars/parties to watch those matches all over the country by promoting the WSOTP Soccer Pub Atlas (And be sure to peep the sidebar to check it out yourself). And of course, I’ve been obsessing over the match-ups themselves.

Anyway, if you’re anything like me, and you are impatiently waiting for tonight’s kickoff, here are some of my favorite links from around the interwebz over the last week to help keep you entertained until then.

The Free Beer Movement suddenly becomes a Middlesborough fan. – dirtytackle.net

I’m not sure how, but AVB’s brilliance is still underestimated. – thescore.com

I would get married again just to have this cake. – facebook.com

Will anyone call this third party ownership if it happens? – mirror.co.uk

Consider yourself a dedicated fan no longer. This is dedication. – guardian.co.uk

This would be so nostalgic. – phillysoccerpage.net

I might need to update my isolated pitches list. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Ole Gunnar Solskjær is so meta. - kckrs.com

Club president quits post to take the pitch… and score. - eluniverso.com
Warning: Spanish.

If you’ve got $20 to burn, why not learn to design kits. – skillshare.com

pic of the week 3/11-3/17

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Wigan's Callum McManaman tackles Newcastle's Massadio Haïdara

If you wanted to see an example of everything that’s wrong with the modern bureaucracy that dominates English football, take today’s ruling on the above “pic of the week”. It depicts an absolute nightmare of a challenge by Wigan’s Callum McManaman on Newcastle’s Massadio Haïdara midway through the first half of their match up on Saturday, which somehow produced zero cards. The tackle, seen here in its full glory, was described as “clean as a whistle” by the completely unbiased Lattics chairman Dave Whelan.

So why does this one image capture all that is wrong with the FA? Today, the FA announced that no retrospective punishment will be handed out to McManaman. Their official statement: “Where one of the officials has seen a coming together of players, no retrospective action should be taken, regardless of whether he or she witnessed the full or particular nature of the challenge. This is to avoid the re-refereeing of incidents.” 

Huh… it’s like the FA are admitting their referees are blind idiots, since this is most definitely a red card offense. And if that’s the case, so are they.

on the downward slope

Barcelona: the most popular club on the planet these days. Wayne Rooney: one of the most popular players on the planet these days. Unrelated as they might be, surveying the metaphorical terrains in which they currently find themselves in, it’s awfully easy to get confused where both club and player are going at this point in time.

Barcelona fall short in Milan

the only thing worse than another defeat to milan for barcelona? those god awful tequila sunrise kits.

Charting their success over the last few years, the blaugrana have looked permanently perched to the top of the highest peak imaginable in the club game. No other club can claim to have had such a great stretch. Barça’s run of unbelievable sustained success has been experienced by few — if any — clubs in the modern era, and is only rivaled by that of their greatest foes to the North in the late 1950′s. Two Club World Cups, Champions League winners thrice over, five La Liga titles and a pair of Copa del Rey’s only tell half the story, as they’ve also been to four European semifinals and a handful of others as well. So when they’re not winning it all, they’ve at least been in the running.

Likewise, Wayne Rooney has been at or around the pinnacle of the English and footballing worlds for quite some time. He’s been a virtual lock as a starter at United since 2004, has been an integral part of four Premier League titles, a Champions League title, and a Club World Cup title, not to mention a bevy of individual awards to bolster his trophy cabinet. He’s been the centerpiece upon which Sir Alex Ferguson built his Manchester United squad, and the same can be said about England.

But in what is undoubtedly a mere coincidence, both Barcelona and Rooney have experienced a bad couple of weeks. Following three unsettled defeats from four from Barcelona, and a curiously turbulent and dramatic season for Rooney, I’ve begun to wonder if both of their times at the top of the game might be drawing to a conclusion.

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coming out and bowing out

The cat’s out of the bag: Robbie Rogers is gay. Thanks to a middle-of-the-night personal blog posting last night, the former Columbus Crew wide man publicly announced that he is a homosexual and that he is retiring from professional football.

Robbie Rogers

cheers to you, robbie, for taking control of your life and living it the way you want to.

Of course, only one of those twin announcements will grab a majority of the headlines today and in the days to come. Understandably so, given the nearly non-existent number of professional players who are publicly out of the closet.

There have, in fact, only ever been two footballers prior to this point who have come out. Nottingham Forest’s Justin Fashanu was the first to do so in 1990, though he tragically committed suicide just eight years later after suffering unfathomable amounts of abuse. The only other comes from Swedish third-tier side Utsiktens, whose Anton Hysén revealed that he was gay in 2011. And while the Football League has indicated that they’ve spoken with up to eight other players in England who have admitted to being gay, none of them were willing to do so publicly. There are undoubtedly far more players out there that are gay, but are just too afraid of the backlash for admitting as much.

So Roger’s announcement about his sexuality is significant in that it’s a rare storyline in a sport that is regularly exposed to “shocking” headlines, and too that he’s a relatively high-profile player due to his nationality.

It also hit a bit close to home for me, as he was one of my favorite players on the Crew’s MLS Cup-winning side a few years back. Not because I ever cared about or debated his sexual preference before, but more just because it caught me off guard that he was suddenly done playing.

That’s not to say that I want to diminish the gravity of his proclamation either. It took an incredible amount of bravery for the Los Angelean to disclose that personal information, especially considering the often intolerant nature of his (now former) occupation.

But to me, the bigger news isn’t that Rogers is gay, but rather that he’s retiring from football.

I’d love to believe that this was a mutually exclusive set of decisions. I want to think that Robbie was worn out from playing, or that he wants to focus on his new fashion line. Perhaps he was simply disappointed that things hadn’t gone as well for him since making the jump across the pond to Leeds United? But if that were the case, you would think he would pine for a move back to MLS — though he also publicly expressed his disappointment that his MLS rights were recently sent to Chicago in the Dilly Duka-Dominic Oduro swap with Columbus. Aged just 25, Robbie still has loads left in his tank and is obviously a talented player. Had he found his feet again, it wouldn’t be beyond the realm of reality to think he could make a return to the national team set up.

Robbie Rogers

a life away from the game might be the easier option for rogers moving forward.

But with his decision to quit football cold turkey, it seems extremely likely that Rogers’ retirement is directly related to his coming out. And if that’s the case, I’m really curious to know why he chose to walk away now.

Maybe he has still grown tired of the daily grind and commitment necessary to play in the upper echelons of his sport. It’s clear from his message that the emotional toll of keeping his sexuality a secret has been severe, and perhaps he felt that he couldn’t fully focus on his duties to his club while also wrestling with the emotions that come with this kind of life decision. It’s possible that he didn’t want to deal with the abuse that would be hurled at him from the stands, not to mention fellow “professionals” on the pitch. There could have been worry that he wouldn’t have been accepted back by his own teammates after his announcement. And though he would have had the wonderful opportunity to be the rainbow-colored flag bearer for the gay community in soccer, maybe he didn’t want to deal with the weight of such responsibility.

Whether any of those — or possibly all of them — are the reason Rogers has chosen to step away, we won’t know until he decides it’s time to tell us more. And that may be never, which is his prerogative. He doesn’t owe us anything more. Whatever his reasons, I’m just sad that the conditions within the sport forced a player of his quality to leave the game.

Regardless, I’m happy for Robbie. Hopefully his decision brings him the peace he’s desired, and allows his to pursue dreams that might not have been possible prior to coming out. And if nothing else, it’s another notable mile post in the long road to social acceptance for a group of human beings that have long been subjected to unfair scorn from those too ignorant to see beyond themselves.