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Bayern Munich Goalkeeper Manuel Neuer

Having wrapped up the Bundesliga title ages ago, Bayern Munich finally got around to celebrating the title this weekend after yet another merciless slaughter of an opponent at the Allianz Arena. And as is the tradition in Germany, everyone celebrated by pouring copious amounts of beer on one another… and somewhere, I’m sure the Free Beer Movement is crying because of it. And while it’s customary for the players to drench one another, the coaches or even the team officials in beer, everyone else is usually safe from a sudsy shower.

Well, apparently that’s not the case when Manuel Neuer is on the scene.

The Germany number one — who has become something of a pot-stirrer since making his controversial move from Schalke — decided that the dirndl-dressed girls bringing them the beer to toss at one another would look better if they too were drenched in lager. So the noticeably dry goalkeeper waited for one of the young ladies to pass by, before sneaking up and dousing her with the full load from his giant stein. What a prick. And for those of you who thought that second to last sentence was worded a bit naughty? Get your minds out of the gutter, or your no better than Neuer himself.

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The aftermath of a high-profile drubbing in an important match is often chaotic.

Bayern Overcome Barcelona

after a 4-0 dismantling of one of europe’s best sides in a major tournament semifinal, you would hardly expect bayern to explode things in the offseason.

For the side on the receiving end of the pummeling, the humiliation suffered on such a public stage can often have long-lasting effects. Managerial changes, playing staff overhauls and even a shift in playing ethos are all frequent effects of the fallout. Conversely for the side that administers the pummeling, a sense of joy that can only be had by embarrassing an elite opponent usually sweeps over the players, the club and their fans. And often the smashing performance serves as a stepping stone to even greater joy and achievement.

Tuesday’s Champions League semifinal between Bayern Munich and Barcelona –which ended in a crushing 4-0 win for the German hosts — seems to fit those descriptions. At least on the surface.

I wrote back in early March about what I perceived to be the rapid decline of Barcelona after their 2-0 loss away to Milan in the first Champions League knockout stage. And though a commanding 4-0 win back at the Camp Nou salvaged that tie for the Catalunyans, this week’s 0-4 demolition in Munich shows that all that win really did was paper over the cracks. A pair of draws against PSG in the quarterfinals further reinforced my suspicions, as most will attest that Parisians were the better side over most of the round. Personally, I don’t think the Barça of 2010-2011 wouldn’t have struggled in the way this edition has. And though many might argue that the Spaniards were disadvantaged by a less-than-100%-fit Messi, I doubt a fully-fit one would have made much of a difference. Bayern were just that good.

With a leg yet to go in the tie, its still far too early too early to start assessing the damage control Barcelona will need to undertake to right the ship. But even if that is putting the cart before the horse, barring a miracle back in Spain, Barcelona will again crash out of the semifinal stage and adjustments will need to be made. Questions will need to be asked of manager Tito Vilanova’s tactical approach and substitutions, and reinforcements for their leaky backline (who were simply awful against Bayern) will need to be brought in. And while ditching their tiki-taka ethos altogether would be ridiculous overreaction, I wouldn’t be shocked if they at least looked at it with a critical eye to make improvements. And all of that seems quite odd, considering that as little as six months ago we were talking about how Barcelona still had a stranglehold on European supremacy

Bayern's Jupp Heynckes

heynckes has to wonder what more he would have had to have done to keep his job in munich.

Meanwhile, Bayern look to have all but booked their ticket to the final at Wembley with the 4-0 win. If achieved it will be their second straight Finals appearance, meaning they’re also on track to making my prediction that the Bavarian outfit would be this year’s Champions League medalists come good. For the second year on the bounce, they’ve knocked the Barça from the tournament. Having wrapped up the Bundesliga title a record six rounds remaining, Die Bayern haven’t just trounced the soon-to-be-crowned Spanish champions, they’ve done the same to pretty much everyone. I mean, they’ve only conceded 23 goals in 42 matches in all competitions this year. That is insane.

Not only that, but in the Final, they’re likely to square off against their neighbors Borussia Dortmund… a club they’ve already beaten twice and drawn with once this season. So the odds seemed stacked in their favor for capping off their season and heading into the summer with a historic fifth European Cup.

And that’s where things get weird.

While we don’t know what Barcelona’s plans are in the aftermath of the blowout loss, we very much do know what Bayern Munich have up their sleeves. Change. And it’s the kind of change associated with a blowout loss, not a win.

See this summer, to much fanfare, Bayern will unseat their highly successful manager Jupp Heynckes and replace him with former Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola. You know, the guy who popularized tiki-taka and “made” Barça into the juggernaut that they are today. The one manager that every team in the world — except for probably Real Madrid — wants guiding its team to glory. He’s already been fingered as the main motivation behind Bayern’s recent €37 million poaching of Dortmund midfield maestro Mario Götze, and will clearly serve as the first indicator of the style that Pep will aim to mold Bayern into using.

But with so much currently going right at Bayern, why would they feel the need to do this?

If the last two years are any indicator at all, it appears that Heynckes has been one of the extreme few to “solve” the problem of how to beat Barcelona. Wait to apply high pressure until Barça have crossed over midfield, and then once they concede possession, quickly break using the width of the field to avoid the planned-congestion in Barcelona’s midfield. Throw in height advantage, and Heynckes’ methods have proven nothing short of tiki-taka kryptonite. Not only that, but being a more direct approach, Bayern’s methods are much more enjoyable to watch (in my opinion at least).

But instead of celebrating this approach and persevering with it, they’re abandoning it and bringing in the Dali Lama of tiki-taka instead. That seems like a giant step backwards if you ask me. It’s like a hacker cracking a complex firewall, and then the hacker protecting his own systems implementing that same firewall even though he knows it’s broken. You wouldn’t do that with your company’s internet firewall, so why would you do that with your team strategy? They’ve effectively created and broadcasted a template for beating the tiki-taka ethos for other clubs to follow, thus providing them a means for how to beat Bayern in the future.

guardiola will certainly have his work cut out for him in germany.

Now, maybe I’m not giving Guardiola enough credit. He’s obviously an incredibly intelligent and talented manager, and who’s to say he isn’t planning to revamp the playing style that’s been ingrained in him since his days at La Masia. It just seems unlikely. And maybe Barcelona will pull off the seemingly impossible and will win the tie, rendering my entire argument null and void. Though if you ask me, the chances of that are about as good as Ronaldo being Barcelona’s solution if they do crash out. Fat Ronaldo.

Are Bayern making a huge mistake? We won’t really know until next season. Their decision to hire Guardiola has always seemed a little odd, at least as far as the timing was concerned. Though I understand their time frame to land Pep was a small one, and I can sympathize with their want to not miss such an opportunity.

But when it looks like Bayern have finally unlocked the mystery of how to beat Barcelona, the Germans’ decision to become the new Barcelona seems a little like backwards evolution.

the nazis and their football

Professional football in the modern world is omnipresent. No matter what obstacle it faces, the game has a way of overcoming the impediment to continue steamrolling along.

nazi germany and football

the nazi's knew the power of the beautiful game.

A tsunami strikes your country? Don’t sweat it, you’ll just go ahead and win a World Cup. Your homeland has been at war for the better part of two decades? We’ll just go ahead and call you the “Asian Cinderellas.” Your nation has been embroiled in a five-year civil war? Wow, it pretty much ended because of your famous player.

Whether saddled with despair, destruction or disaster, soccer just seems incapable of being stopped. The sport is so culturally ingrained into the fabric of (most) modern societies, pulling the plug on the game during dire circumstances could have monumentally negative effects. Much like the Romans using gladiatorial games to distract the masses from plague and famine, today’s world leaders know the importance of the game’s ability to sooth the populace during times of trauma.

But when Europe was in the depths of the second Great War, this rule didn’t always hold true.

All across the continent, just as was the case during the first World War, league football finally found reason to grind to a halt. England suspended their first division from 1939 to 1946, Italy during the 1944/1945 season, and France from 1939 through 1945. Between bombed club grounds, the imprisonment of players in concentration camps, and the popular idea of general survival, the professional game didn’t really have the resources necessary to carry on throughout the war.

Curiously though, soccer didn’t take a break everywhere during World War II.

Nazi Germany, the primary antagonist of the era, was one of the few nations that attempted to keep their football leagues running during the war. Already well-known for their reliance on propaganda to influence public opinion, it’s not surprising that the methods of the ancient Roman’s did not go unnoticed by Hitler’s Nazi Party.

So just as was the case with every other aspect of German society at the time, the Nazis went about changing football to suit their interests. No portion of soccer — the club game, the international game, tactics or players– was left untouched.

The Club Game
Upon the Nazi takeover, clubs –along with numerous unions and other organizations– with left-leaning memberships were either dissolved or forced to merge with those that supported the Third Reich ideology. A wave of new Nazi-supporting and military clubs also flooded the regional competitions, often drawing away memberships from clubs that were around prior to the regime.

The club game also saw a drastic reorganization on a national scale, as the regional leagues which predated the interwar years were scrapped in favor of new, Third-Reich-approved regional leagues called Gauliga in 1933. While that development in itself isn’t all that interesting, it does become interesting when you consider that Germany was continuously expanding its borders during this time. This necessitated the expansion of the Gauligen system to provide distraction to accommodate new territories and peoples. Without this, we would have never seen an Austrian side crowned the “champion of Germany,” such was the case in 1941 when Rapid Wein won the national Gauligen Tournament.

While one of the staples of the Hitler regime’s ideology was racial purity, the expansion of their regional league system along with their expanding empire meant that inferior races could end up being drafted into the competition. Considering the importance of physical superiority to their Aryan racist agenda, how could the Germans allow non-German’s to participate in their displays of athletic dominance?However, I find this direction that club football took under the Nazis to be one of the most fascinating aspects of the Nazi influence on the sport.

Well, they didn’t. Predictably, the Nazis could best be described as “selective” when they considered their Gauligen expansions. While Western European conquests (Austria, Alsace, Lorraine, and Luxembourg) were given their own or incorporated into existing regional leagues, clubs from Eastern countries (Poland and Czechoslovakia) were barred from joining Gauligen and had to play in their own competitions, unless the club was of the German ethnic population in the area.

The other interesting side of the Nazi Gauligen system was their choice to continue on with regional competitions in the first place. While Germany stayed with the traditional system, the rest of Western Europe blazed into today’s 21st century-style national leagues: England’s First Division, Spain’s La Liga, Italy’s Serie A, Holland’s Erediverse, etc. Germany, in a time when consolidating resources to help the greater cause was popular, missed the boat on truly being able to capitalize off of the domestic popularity of football. Additionally, it would have allowed the regime to handpick individual clubs for inclusion instead of having to incorporate entire groups of leagues.

But as we all know, the Nazi’s didn’t always make the smartest of decisions.

The International Game
Just as mentioned above, a big tenet of the Third Reich government’s propaganda was the physical superiority of the German people. After all, you can’t possibly go around claiming that your country’s people are the “master race” if those same people aren’t the biggest bad-asses in all athletic pursuits.

the nazis always made sure that anyone attending the matches (including the players) knew who was running the show.

the nazis always made sure that anyone attending the matches (including the players) knew who was running the show.

Hitler’s first opportunity to flaunt the extraordinary talents of his athletes was the 1936 Berlin Olympics. The chancellor was, of course, delighted with the medal haul Germany posted during the Eleventh Olympiad, tallying an impressive Games’ high of 89. But the Olympics were too big of a spotlight on the Hitler’s ideology for the party to leave the outcomes to pure chance alone. And the football tournament, recently demoted to the red-headed step-child of international football after two successful World Cups, seemed the perfect place to use the invisible hand of influence.

When the pre-tournament favorite home side crashed out at the quarter-final stage, German allies were the next to receive the benefit of the Führer’s favor. Fascist Italy, who had just hosted and won the 1934 World Cup went on to win the tournament… how much benefit they received from the Nazi’s influence remains debatable. However, the Silver-medalist Austrians certainly couldn’t say the same.

Peru faced off against the soon-to-be-annexed Nazi-neighbors in the semifinal, and went on to win 4-2 after extra time. However, a quick appeal was lodged by Austria over a multiple dubious points: 1) a phantom pitch invasion by Peruvian fans, 2) the pitch wasn’t suitable for football, and 3) that the referee gave favor to the Peruvian players’ who were generally big bullies to the Austrian players during the match. FIFA and the Olympic committee agreed, declaring the match null and calling for a replay in an empty stadium.

Peru, keenly aware they were being bent over, told everyone to shove it and forfeited the match and brought the rest of their Olympic delegation home. After all, the outlandish decision made by the organizers seemed impossible given these following facts:

  1. Peru had a negligible following at the tournament, given the difficulty of Peruvian citizens to afford the long trip to Germany. So who would have stormed the field for them? Not that it mattered how big their following was: it would have been the responsibility of the Nazi soldiers at the stadium to keep them back, and they weren’t exactly a group known for their leniency.
  2. Wouldn’t both the Olympic organizing committee and FIFA be the ones responsible for approving the use of the pitch before the game? Additionally, why was the visiting team punished for a pitch invasion? After all, it’s FIFA tradition to punish the hosting side.
  3. Claiming a referee bias for Peru during the match is ludicrous: they had three freaking goals called back in the nullified 4-2 win. I don’t care how biased you think a referee is against your team, if he cancels out three of the opposing team’s seven goals, he can’t be that biased.

Both FIFA and IOC have since pointed fingers at each other regarding who made the decision to force a replay, proving that both organizations have been corrupt since the dawn of time. Either way, it’s generally accepted that Nazi and Italian Fascist influence played a major role in the decision to make sure that their Germanic/ideological brothers from Austria moved on.

Tactics
Everyone knows about the militaristic culture that was pervasive in Nazi Germany. Though every Third Reich organization served different purposes — from the Hitler Youth, to the paramilitary Schutzstaffel (or SS), the Gestapo secret police, all the way up to the full-blown Wehrmacht army — they all had one common characteristic: offense is the best form of defense.

Assuming you received your schooling anywhere in the Western hemisphere, you learned all about this Nazi tactic, most commonly called blitzkrieg. If you would rather not try to recall the nightmarish memories of your high school history class, I’ll let Wikipedia provide you a quick lesson:

Concentrating overwhelming force at high speed to break through enemy lines, and, once the latter is broken, proceeding without regard to its flank. Through constant motion, the blitzkrieg attempts to keep its enemy off-balance, making it difficult to respond effectively at any given point before the front has already moved on.

During the early parts of the war, the blitzkrieg strategy so highly effective that the Nazi’s practically waltzed their way through Belgium, Luxembourg, Poland and France. This success quickly inspired the application of blitzkrieg to other, non-military portions of German life.

Being a game of opposing teams doing battle with one another, football made for the natural candidate for the application of blitzkrieg theory. The football application of “lightning war” was championed by Karl Oberhuber, the head of the Bavarian Gauliga at the time of the fall of Western Europe.

Sure, there is some truth in the phrase “a good offense is the best form of defense.” Just look at team’s like Barcelona, who’s offense is so good that the other team rarely sees any possession of the ball. But Oberhuber’s ideas of shifting the formation to a threadbare defensive line in order to provide more attackers up front (utilizing zany formations like a 2-3-5 or 1-3-2-4) took that idea to the extreme. He was so overtly opposed to defensive tactics, especially those of legendary Arsenal manager Herbert Chapmann and German national team coach Sepp Herberger (whose managerial style, to Karl at least, was “too Jewish” or “too English”… one and the same I guess?), that he feared that the country’s footballing standing would suffer.

After threatening journalists and clubs who dared to criticize his footballing blitzkrieg ideas, Oberhuber was able to convince top clubs such as Bayern Munich and FC Nuremberg to adopt the system. And just as you would probably predict, both clubs did horribly with so much space in the defensive third for the opposing team to waltz through. All the opposition would need to do is kick a long ball over the wall of offensive players and then use their numerical advantage at the other end of the pitch.

Needless to say, Blitzkrieg football — and Oberhuber’s sporting future for that matter — didn’t last very long.

The Players
While clubs, journalists and supporters were obviously hard hit by the Nazi crackdown in the game, the individual players probably took the biggest beating of them all. Much easier to target and eliminate than larger organizations, players, despite their social standings, were often subjected to the same harsh treatments suffered by the rest of the general populace.

First and foremost, and as to be expected, was the exclusion and elimination of Jewish players from the game. One prime example of this was the murder of Julius Hirsch at Auschwitz in 1945. Hirsch, the first of only two Jews to have ever played for the German national team, was even a decorated German soldier during World War I. A number of other Jewish players lost their lives during the Holocaust, including Henrik Nadler, a Hungarian international.

FC Start in 1942

the players of f.c. start felt the heavy hand of hitler's nazi agenda.

The Jewish players, however, weren’t the only players to face persecution at the hands of the Nazis. The most famous of example of this is the so-called “Death Match” in Nazi-occupied Ukraine in August of 1942.

A conglomerate of surviving former players from Kiev’s two most successful clubs, Dynamo and Lokomotiv, banded together to form FC Start as a means to play the sport they loved — and indirectly challenge Nazi sovereignty. The side became wildly popular after bashing a series of local and regiment teams in the area, thus becoming a symbol of defiance that didn’t stand well with their German occupiers. Hoping to quickly dispel the folklore gathering around the team’s undefeated record, the Third Reich sent in the heavy hitting Flakelf team. The official German Luftwaffe side was known for dominating within their gauliga, and were fully expected to stifle Start’s potent attack. Instead, they lost 1-5 to the Ukrainians.

Obviously, the defeat of pure Aryan Airforce pilots by a bunch of dirty Russki’s didn’t sit well with the Nazis. A rematch was requested by Flakelf, and three days later, the teams faced off again. Rumor has it that the men of FC Start were visited by German SS officers both prior to the match and at the half to remind them of the outcome that should happen and the possible consequences of their victory. Though descendants of the participants dispute that fact, what isn’t disputed is that Start emerged victorious again, with the score of 5-3. Within the next ten days, a majority of the players were rounded up and dispatched to work camps, where only a few escaped execution or death.

Although the players living in the battlegrounds on the continent were engulfed in Second Great War, they weren’t the only players who’s playing lives were greatly affected by it either. Hundreds, if not thousands, of players from around Europe freely (or not so-freely) gave up their playing careers as they were drafted into their countries’ war efforts. England, unsurprisingly, had an entire battalion composed of footballers. Some footballers served in the army prior to their playing careers, including Russian legend Lev Yashin, Considered to be the finest goalkeeper of all time, a 12-year-old Yashin worked in constructing wartime goods including weapons and tanks parts.

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Needless to say, World War II was a dark time in human history. The importance of soccer during that time could easily be considered trivial by many, especially when compared to the atrocities and horrible events that regularly occurred under the reign of terror brought on by Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

we've been here before, but have we learned from our past?

But what I found amazing as I was caught up in all of the research needed to write this article, was the power of the sport to help raise the spirits of the oppressed peoples during this dark time. Football was a means of escape from the horrors that were every day life, as well as an avenue for the oppressed to stand up against the might of an impossibly huge enemy. Even when the war claimed a region’s footballing scene as a victim, in almost every case, the game was one of the first things to return to help aid the recovery efforts.

Yet, the lessons of old are just as important now as they were then. Today, we are again seeing a rise in Nazi influence in supporters groups around Europe. While we aren’t at war in the way we were during the 1930′s and 40′s, racist chants and fascist overtones are again echoing through our stadiums. It’s troubling because the clubs it seems to be affecting the most aren’t being near as proactive at stamping it out as we would like.

But I take hope from these lessons from World War II: we know that football can still persevere and conquer its evils. After all, it’s conquered this foe before.

ten words or less #35

bastian schweinsteiger in lederhosen

nothing gets me more geared up for fall than soccer and oktoberfeest.

Autumn weather has finally descended upon the Ohio Valley at the tail end of this week, and it’s got me all psyched out.

First off, this weekend is Oktoberfest here in Zinzinnati – one of the best reasons to live in this very German city – so I’ll be spending a majority of my weekend partaking in many fine craft brews and wearing lederhosen.

But secondly, the onset of fall also has me totally fiending for footy (then again, what doesn’t?). Breathing in the crisp, cool air this morning had me reminiscing of early morning weekend games growing up, playing under the lights on Saturday’s nights in high school, and getting up in the still morning hours during college to watch Premier League matches before my mid-day games. Although to be honest, I still do all of those things now, so I’m not really sure why I’m ”reminiscing.”

So to get you amped up as much as I am for the weekend, I’ve thrown together some of my favorite links from the last week for the latest installment of TWOL.

A Tottenham fan trains with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Legend. – kckrs.com

Qatar 2022: what a spectacular waste of money. – soccernet.com

Playing Devil’s Advocate: if they go, will anyone join them? – guardian.co.uk

If they made me wear these, I’d relinquish my scholarship. – twitter.com/MarylandMSoccer

On this day, Joey Barton was my hero. – dirty tackle @ yahoo.com

Buying one of these seems a little… grim. – mlsgear.com

One Legged Football — Let’s give this documentary… some legs. – youtube.com

Rich ass Michael Owen built a pool for his horses. – twitter.com/themichaelowen

a dream called “merteshavin.com”

Player websites are one of the interesting enigmas of 21st century soccer culture.

Per Mertesacker and Andrei Arshavin

per and andre could be the new schwarzenegger and devito.

Most modern footballers — in their endless efforts to market themselves to maximize potential earnings — need a personal website to serve as the face of their public personas for both fans and potential suitors alike.

But two big problems plague player websites:

  1. It’s difficult to gauge how much of one’s personal life is posted on the site so that you don’t turn off anyone who could potentially exploit your image to shell their product in exchange for baskets of money, but still make it interesting enough that fans will want to visit in the first place (which in turn helps potential sponsors determine your value).
  2. They tend to be crap.

So why do most player websites are awful?

Some players’ websites end up sucking because their “really talented nephew” designed it for them, or one of their old buddies — who learned HTML back in high school — threw it together as a favor. While cheap and a great way to keep your closest fans feeling “involved”, these types of sites end up looking like a 90′s era Geocities website with cursor-trailers and revolving soccer ball icons. While I’m not sure that Nemanja Vidić and Chautémoc Blanco let a confidant build their sites for them, I am sure that they need to pay someone to make a new one for them like yesterday.

arshavin and mertesacker

just regular pictures of these guys standing next to each other is funny enough, but a whole website full of them would be better.

Meanwhile, there are other players’ websites who are decently-designed and look clean and professional, but are still terrible because they’re never updated. Just as an a note to Rohan Ricketts and Owen Hargreaves, remember that when I visit your site, I want to learn about what you have going on right now… not what you had going on seven months ago.

That’s not to say that there aren’t some good ones out there. In typical German fashion, Bastian Shweinsteiger and Christoph Metzelder have solid, clean designs. Australia’s new Al Jazira signing Lucas Neil has a proper site. There are stars of approval for Kun. And Ronaldinho was bound to have a good site, what with all of his Nike marketing guidance.

But two of my favorites sites, hands down, have to be those of Arsenal’s Russian attacker Andrei Arshavin (arshavin.eu) and his new German teammate, Per Mertesacker (permertesacke.de). Which is odd, considering that both of them could probably be heaped into at least one of the categories above.

While Arashavin’s site won’t be winning any design awards, it is palatable. It’s also rife with poor English translations, though that actually makes for great fun when reading it with John Malkovich’s “Teddy KGB” accent from Rounders. Sure, it’s regularly updated, but the Andrei’s golden goose is the reoccurring “Ask Andrey” series of updates. In these, fans can literally ask him anything and he will literally answer with anything back. These posts are famous in the footballing blogosphere — featuring prominently on Yahoo! Sports’ Dirty Tackle blog — and are well worth the occasional read.

Per Mertesacker's Website

per website is epic-ly german.

Mertesacker’s site, on the other hand, is one of my favorites solely because it’s a visual monstrosity of such epic proportions that I can’t help but love it. It’s one of those it’s-so-bad-it’s-goodscenarios, for me at least. It’s so quintessentially German that the only thing it’s missing is a picture of Per posing with David Hasslehoff. I mean, just take a look at all of the colors puking out of the screenshot of his homescreen to the left. Unfortunately, the site’s all in German, so we don’t know if his site is as unintentionally funny as Andrei’s is. Though with all of the ridiculous poses, it’s still fair to label his site as “craptasticly awesome”.

But imagine this: what if you could combine the best of both Arshavin’s site (completely random awesomeness) and meld it together with the best of Mertesacker’s site (ridiculous design and pictures)?

You’d have the best damn footballer’s site ever… that’s what!

The world’s first two-player website, which we could call MerteShavin.com… and before you ask, yes, the domain is still available. At this point I imagine you’re probably starting to question my sanity right now, but just me hear me out.

andrei arshavin

why hello there!

Look at everything that Arshavin brings to the table:

  • Standing at just 5’7″, he’s practically a midget.
  • He’s Russian, which on it’s own, naturally causes him to be odd and peculiar.
  • His large repertoire of silly faces, such as the picture to the right.
  • He seems to be outgoing yet very opiniated, as evident in ridiculous his blog postings.
per mertesacker

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Now look at everything Mertesacker brings:

  • He’s stands 11 inches taller than his teammate, tallying in at 6’6″.
  • He’s German, which on it’s own, means he’s probably a bit stiff and peculiar.
  • His large repertoire of silly faces, such as the picture to the right.
  • He seems to be outgoing and open for anything, as evident by his ridiculous website.

The two are probably the perfect compliments to one another, like Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1998′s Twins. It’s an undeniable fact that the masses love the short-guy/tall-guy duos: in the movies with Billy Crystal and George Muresan, on the stage with comedian’s Penn & Teller, and even on TV with reality shows.

This new website could catalog the adventures of Andrei and Per as they travel around Europe, dressed in the same clothes, playing pranks on Arsene Wenger. There could be videos of the two practicing their midget toss goal celebrations, clips of the pair attempting various obstacle courses, or pictures of Per lifting Andrei up on his shoulders so they could rescue stranded kittens from trees. I would especially love to see them both dressed in adidas velour track suits, bucket hats, sunglasses and giant gold chains acting like LL Cool J while holding hands. Why I would love this, I’m not too sure, but I would like to here arguments on how it wouldn’t be awesome. Hell, even if the site just posted regular training/game pictures demonstrating their severe height gap, I would still get a huge kick out of it. The possibilities truly are endless.

So now that you’ve been fully convinced, you should join me in my efforts to convince the Gunner duo to make this dual site a reality. Since I don’t have any personal connections to either player, their agents or the club, I figure there is only one good way to approach this…

We’re going to have to ask Andrei about it on his blog every week until it become a reality.

And if nothing else, at bare minimum, we’ll at least get a silly response.

ten words or less #34

sexy mike ashley

after seeing newcastle owner mike ashley's sexy body, i bet you're not mad at me anymore for not posting for a week. right?

I feel a bit like a bad boyfriend right now, one who’s been accused of ignoring my long-term girlfriend for a while, since I haven’t posted in a week. And even though it appears that I’ve not been working on it — ignoring the fact this TWOL post has been sitting around for at least a week itself — I promise that I’ve got some original content in the pipeline for you. Whether you’ll find that new content interesting, that’s another issue…

So, consider this quick posting a small bouquet of flowers to make up for my perceived lack of attentiveness.

“FIFA: For the Good of the Game a Select Few” - grantland.com

Barcelona youth teams occasionally have to play on dirt pitches!?!? – youtube.com

I would watch this. – regista-blog.com

Spanish football is in some serious (financial) shit. – fourfourtwo.com

Germany loves my favorite formation: the 4-2-3-1. – soccernet.com

If true, I’m just glad it’s not some Union-Jack monstrosity. – football-shirts.co.uk

More bad ass football art. – miniboro.com

A brilliantly written article on racism in football. – runofplay.com

delayed reaction

Sometimes you want something to happen so badly for such a long time, that when the moment finally comes where you get what you’ve desired for so long, you often don’t know how to react to the situation.

juergen klinsmann

i'm not as excited about klinsmann appointment as i always thought i would be.

It’s an odd feeling, especially when you’ve probably pictured the moment a hundred times beforehand and just knew that it would be one of the best things to experience. Instead, the anticipation built up while awaiting the moment completely exaggerates the eventual outcome. You’re left feeling confused and unsure of how to move forward.

And right now, that’s precisely how I’m feeling about the end of the Bob Bradley Era for the U.S. Men’s National Team.

I’ve been an ardent critic of The Robot since the very beginning of this blog, so I’m not going to waste my team rehashing all of the reasons I’ve been calling for his head all this time. Been there, done that. I don’t want to continue to cry about what Bob has or hasn’t done; it’s all in the past now.

But with the national team having not really progressed in the five years since Bob took over from Bruce Arena*, whoever would eventually land in the hot seat next surely would face a number of issues with getting the program back on track to becoming one of the world’s elite soccer nations.

* – Many will probably want to dispute this claim with arguments like “Bob beat Spain!” and “He made it to the final of the Confederations Cup!”. They have a point to an extent, as neither of those things had been achieved by previous managers. But the truth lies in the numbers. When Bobbo took over in December 2006, the USMNT was ranked #31 in the FIFA rankings. They’re ranking when he was fired: #30. Flawed as the rankings are, a +1 in ranking is not progress.

And when Sunil Gulati took to the press stand on Friday and announced that long time managerial target Jürgen Klinsmann, someone I had repeatedly suggested should be awarded the post in the past, would be taking over the reigns… that same feeling persisted.

I finally got who I wanted, but why don’t I feel like running out int the streets to wave my American flag and dish out a bounty of high fives to my neighbors? Well, aside from the fact that none of my neighbors probably know who Bradley or Klinsmann are… I just don’t feel all that excited about his appointment now.

Klinsmann, of course, has been the USSF’s primary managerial target since the Arena era, and its common knowledge that he would have been given the job instead of Bob if the Gulati had been willing to give the German great the freedom he desired to completely control the men’s national program from the ground up… from personally choosing the youth team managers to actually coaching the Olympic team, all on top of his responsibility with the full men’s squad.

Sunil and the USSF balked at giving up so much control, so Bob landed the job as plan “B”, this despite Klinsmann being the ideal candidate for the position.

juergen klinsmann at tottenham

jürgen's playing resume is unquestionable. his managerial CV? not quite the same.

As a former FIFA World Player of the Year, his experience on the pitch meant that the players will respect him. A prolific striker for Germany and a host of top European clubs (including Tottenham… which was the main reason I started to like the club in the first place), he could be a fountain of knowledge for the young and developing American strike force.

At the time, he was fresh on the heels of a surprising and inspiring run with Germany to the 2006 World Cup semifinals, where he revolutionized the way Die Mannschaft utilized fitness, data and a renewed focus on developing youth to prepare and mange their team.

Not only that, but Klinsmann is also the most Americanized of any qualified international candidates. After all, he is married to former American model Debbie Chin and has lived in California for well over a decade. Due to his Americanization, he’s also become very familiar with the soccer culture and set up, and has been a consultant for the USSF for some time.

So after the USMNT were unceremoniously dumped from the World Cup by Ghana last year, general consensus and results alike seemed to convince the remaining holdouts that Bradley deserved the axe and Jürgen’s should finally get the nod. But, just as with the first set of negotiations, the US dropped the ball and decided to stick with plan “B”.

Unsurprisingly, Bob and his team had a crap Gold Cup as well as decidedly poor showings in the friendlies in 2011. The “Golden Generation” of American players — Beasley, Bocanegra, Cherundolo, Dempsey, Donovan, Onyewu — are now at their peaks or beginning to show their age. Yet there’s no concrete or discernible “next generation” to carry the program into the future.

To me at least, the USMNT appears to be in decline. Gulati must have felt the same way, thus explaining why he finally pulled the trigger on giving Klinsmann the keys to the car, the garage and the house. It’s what I and just about everyone else wanted forever, and yet I’m feeling some apprehensions now.

In the time since Klinsmann was first identified as the primary managerial target for the national team, his coaching and managerial credentials have taken repeated hits.

joachim low and juergen klinsmann

though successful at the german helm, löw (left) was likely more responsible for germany's resurgence than klinsmann.

Despite his inspirational run on home soil during the 2006 World Cup, after stepping down from the German national team it became increasingly clear that much of the team’s leaps forward had been due to Klinsmann’s assistant coach (and now head coach) Joachim Löw. Though Klinsmann was charismatic and influential with regards to fitness and statistical analysis, DFB insiders all seemed aware that Löw was the tactical genius behind the team’s new offensive mindset.

However, Klinsmann performance and popularity was still enough for him to be named as manager at a struggling Bayern Munich side in 2008. Though just his first club coaching position, the European giants allowed him some degrees of free reign at the club. Yet despite a respectable 25-9-9 record at the helm, his contract was terminated when the German power neglected to win the Bundesliga trophy and crashed out at the semifinals of the Champions League.  Differences in philosophy between the board and the coach also seemed to be prevalent. Perhaps a bit harsh, but at Bayern, expectations are nothing short of uncompromising.

Despite this setback, Jürgen’s name continued to be linked with a number of managerial posts around the game. Moves to Los Angeles Galaxy (who instead chose Ruud Gullit), Tottenham Hotspur (who stupidly chose Juande Ramos instead) and most consistently Liverpool (who probably made the right choice in reappointing Kenny Dalglish) all fell through. You’d be silly not to wonder why.

And the last dent in Klinsmann armor came during an ill-fated role to revamp Toronto FC. Appointed as an “advisor” to the club on moves such as transfers and development, his impact has been minimal. Since taking the post in November 2010, Toronto have been leashed to the bottom of the table, lower than they had been prior to his appointment.

So as each subsequent “failure” in Klinsmann resume came to light, I became less enthusiastic about his eventual appointment. I began to question is merits.

Does he really have the know how to turn the national team around without Löw to lean on? We’re already one of the most fit national sides on the planet, and I think tactics and technical ability is where the USMNT needs to develop the most. He’ll need to find himself another tactician to work on his staff if he wants to have any success.

Does he really know the American soccer landscape as well as we all hope and think? If so, you would have to think that his effect at Toronto FC wouldn’t have been negative.

Is he really the right man for the job? If so many teams had passed over the Klinsmann before, maybe there was something they all saw that we haven’t.

I don’t know the answer to any of those questions, and I feel like I’m disrespecting the guy for judging him before he’s had a chance to do a damn thing. I obviously want him to succeed in the job. And to be honest, there really aren’t any better options for the hot seat (maybe, and I stress maybe, Seattle’s Sigi Schmid).

There’s no doubting that he faces an uphill task in turning this team around. That’s not to mention that Klinsmann is doing so with far greater expectations than were ever heaped upon Bradley.

All I really know is that if Sunil, the USSF and the rest of the American soccer heads had completed the move to appointment Klinsmann back in 2005 instead of Bob, I wouldn’t have as many doubts as I do now. Maybe he would have failed like Bob did, maybe we would be a power. No one knows.

Delaying his appointment by five years has done nothing but make me question the only real option we had in the first place.

trouble in the city

manchester city's carlos tevez and roberto mancini

an unsettled tevez is the largest of mancini's problems with the city strike corps.

As we broach the halfway point of the summer signing period, it’s fair to say that the transfer docket has been a busy one already. Big money moves by the traditional powers across Europe have been popping  up on the news radar since the days immediately following the close of last season:

Let’s not forget the rumor mill either, as headlines linking power sides like Barcelona (who have all but signed the dynamic Alexis Sánchez), Chelsea (links to just about everyone), and Juventus (failing miserably so far, but still in for Kun Agüero) to star names the world over. So expecting further transfer excitement this summer is a given.

Of course, there’s one other big player in the transfer market that I haven’t mentioned thus far… everyone’s favorite oil-rich side, Manchester City. City have been, predictably, linked to every player on the planet just as they have for since Sheikh Mansour’s takeover two seasons ago. (I’m convinced that they throw their hat into every transfer discussion, even if they’re not actually interested, simply to drive up the price for their rivals).

And for those concerned that the world will continue to be flipped upside down with mega bids left and right, the Citizens picked up right where they left off in January. Already completed are the signings of Arsenal’s Gaël Clichy and Partizan’s Stefan Savić, both of whom will bolster City’s wide defensive options. Neither of those acquisitions is that surprising when you consider the style of play adopted by manager Roberto Mancini, who always seems more than content to pack it in and hold out for draws.

At the attacking end of the pitch, on the surface it also appears that they’re getting even stronger without spending an (additional) dime. Disregarding the existing strikers on staff, the sky blues will also the return of several class strikers to City of Manchester Stadium Etihad Stadium this summer from various loans. Craig Bellamy returns from the wilds of the Championship, and Adebayor returns from a decent spell at Real Madrid.

craig bellamy and roberto mancini of manchester city

something tells me that bellamy is putting on a fake smile here.

It would be foolish to think that there won’t be other signings (including what could be a retarded move for Arsenal’s Samir Nasri, who is essentially the same type of player as David Silva), so you could forgive someone for thinking that they might just be unbeatable next year.

So while all of that makes Citeh look like certain trophy challengers, I can’t shake the nagging feeling that the team’s current offensive circumstances might be a sign that their master plan to become a world power might not be going to plan.

Bellamy hates Mancini
Since it’s been a while since the Welshman has made any relevant headlines, it might be worth me hashing out a quick refresher on the Craig Bellamy-Manchester City story. Let’s just say, it could best be described as “rough”:

  • January 2009: City sign Bellamy from West Ham, their first “big” offensive signing of the Oil Era, for a reported £14 million. Craig leaves the Hammers among rumors that he was forcing his way out of the squad.
  • December 2009: Bellamy threatens to leave the Citizens over the firing of manager Mark Hughes, and is subsequently dropped by new manager Roberto Mancini.
  • August 2010: Fearing that he might not make the Mancini’s 25-man EPL roster after the arrivals of Carlos Tévez, Jô (back from his Everton loan), Roque Santa Cruz and eventually Mario Balotelli, Bellamy mulls retirement and expresses frustration with Mancini’s lack of faith in him. He eventually leaves on loan to Championship side Cardiff City, his hometown club.
  • June 2011: Hoping to make his loan to Cardiff permanent, Craig asks that City let him leave on a free transfer. The sky blue’s respond by slapping a £4m price tag on him… very unaffordable for such a small club.
The Welshman recently stated that he fully expects City to let him rot in the reserves this year unless a club meets their valuation of him, and that he and Mancini haven’t spoken since the week after the Italian arrived at the club. Old legs and a nasty injury record do give some weight to Mancini’s position, but a player of Bellamy’s… uh… pedigree festering on the bench would be equivalent to a cancer in the dressing room. And we already know how bad that can get.

Džeko could be impotent.
It’s still too early to call the Bosnian a bust, but I think the Bosnian is a bust. Six goals in 21 appearances for the Citizens is under-performing when you cost 27 million and reportedly asked for 175k per week in wages, unless you’re Chelsea and think that’s a great return compared to their baby-faced flop.

City will undoubtedly really want Džeko to make a u-turn this season, and a return to the form he showed at Wolfsburg (85 goals in 135 matches) would be a gigantic boost for next season’s prospects. It’s a steep hill to climb back to that level though, and if his confidence in front of goal carries over from last season, it could be a very difficult hill to climb.

If Džeko does want to reach his lofty purchase price, someone needs to make sure he doesn’t ask this guy for advice.

emmanuel adebayor at manchester city

will adebayor be able to secure a permanent deal at real madrid to escape his city hell?

Adebayor hates City.
You have to give to Ade: the guy has the uncanny ability to always stumble up. Regardless of where he plies his trade, the Togolese striker has starts the stint wonderfully, ends it woefully, but still manages to turn his next gig into a better one (see his goals to games ratio during his career).

Manchester City quickly looked to loan off the big man after his production started to fall off, and newer shinier strikers began arriving on the regular. And when he predictably put in a decent showing while on loan at Real Madrid, you just knew that Adebayor would try to trip into a permanent deal at the most historically successful club of all time.

Unable to secure a deal before the close of last season, Emmanuel headed back to Manchester for preseason. But Roberto Mancini long ago deemed the striker surplus to requirements, and left him off the club’s preseason travel roster. Naturally, this angered Ade. Seeing that the player and club’s relationship over the last year could best be described as tepid, I can’t imagine that now he would be even close to the type of player you would want mingling amongst your squad.

Balotelli is certifiably crazy.
I don’t care if he is giving away money and providing youngsters with (shoddy) advice; I’m not going to be fooled. There’s not really any need for me to elaborate, but if you really want to hear my thoughts on the Italian wild child… let me just leave this here.

Let’s just say putting all of your chips in the crazy kid’s corner on the goal scoring front might not be the wisest decision.

Tévez needs to leave.
For the longest time now, I’ve thought Carlos Tévez has just been a whiny bitch. He complains about life in England and how he’s not found anything to do there in five years, but he’s not even bothered to learn English. Tévez has long said that he’s been considering retirement, despite having his peak years ahead of him and lot’s more earning power. He came off as mercenary punk during his exit from Manchester United, and then rubbed his previous supporters’ faces in the mud by openly mocking them after joining their biggest rivals. And for the better part of 6 months, he’s been trying to squeeze his way out of City.

But if you were to ask me whether all of the drama that comes with employing Tévez would be worth having him on my team, I would overwhelmingly tell you “yes.” There’s no arguing that the mercurial Argentine is one of the most productive strikers in the game, bagging 86 goals in 180 matches for the two Manchester clubs. He has an engine that never stops, an asset that can’t be overvalued as he does it on both sides of the ball. Simply put, his on pitch efforts outweigh all of that, and I suspect that’s why clubs puts up with him.

What I didn’t realize though, was there was another driving factor in Carlos’ hope to leave the Citizens. While it’s clear that striker is at least a little unsettled, it’s really his wife who has had it with life in England. She’s already threatened to leave her fabulously rich husband because it’s so horrible in the British Isles. I mean, her husband’s band doesn’t even have a charted pop hit in England! How is this possible?!?! And while the two temporarily patched things up, she’s already moved back to Argentina, and me thinks she’s threatened to leave him permanently if he doesn’t follow her home. You can’t blame a guy for wanting to do what it takes to keep his family together.

Whether or not Corinthians or Boca Juniors, the only clubs that Tévez says he’d go back to South America for, have the ability to shell out the funds necessary to pry one of the elite strikers on the planet away from City remains to be seen. I suspect that if Carlos does go back to one of those clubs, it will only be if his “agent” Kia Joorbachian ponies up some of the fee himself and resumes his 3rd party ownership role (which is fairly prevalent in the Argentine and Brazilian spheres).

A lot needs to happen for Tévez to be reunited with his family anytime soon, and sadly for him, he may have to retire to make it happen.

The others are unproven or not good.
I’m not going to waste my breath talking about Jô, who is miraculously getting some looks from some Russian Premier League sides, as he clearly can’t cut it in England. Roque Santa Cruz was washed up when City signed him, and he’ll be lucky to trick Blackburn into taking him back again. Alex Nimely, a 20-year-old Liberian striker who’s been at the club since 2008, hasn’t sniffed the pitch during a first team match yet.

Needless to say, if two of Tévez, Adebayor and Bellamy leave, the Citizens definitely need to bolster their attacking ranks.

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Look, I’m not trying to write Manchester City off this season. Their pockets are too deep, their playing staff too talented, and they did well enough last season with similar problems to qualify for the Champions League. To discount them, even with their strike force’s plethora of problems, would be nothing short of foolish. But if I were a City supporter (and due to their badass line with Umbro, I sometimes wish I was), I would be extremely worried about those problems.

If you’re trying to chase glory with three unsettled and unhappy strikers looking to move away, an overpriced dud, and a player who belongs in a straight jacket, even with all the talent in the rest of the squad… well, don’t expect to make it any higher than you’ve already made it.

wrong side XI: right back

this is part IV in the “wrong side XI” series, where i’ll be selecting my very own starting eleven, assuming of course that i could choose any player from any team in the world. you can read the rules i’ll be following to make my team selection, and what formation i’ll be squeezing them into, on the first post in the series.

best XI right back: rafael, sergio ramos, dani alves, maicon and lahm

rafael, sergio ramos, dani alves, maicon and lahm do battle for my starting right back slot.

Welcome back to the very exciting selection of my imaginary team! In today’s part IV of the wrong side XI series, we’ll be picking the back on right flank.

If you read my last post, you got to hear all about my love for my favorite position, left back. And though today’s position is essentially the exact same position, my afinity for it is not near as high. Maybe it’s because I’m left footed, maybe it’s because I rarely played there growing up (though as i’ve played it more, I do enjoy getting to cut inside to my left). But I just don’t feel the same way that I do about right back as I do with it’s left sided counterpart.

Regardless, picking a right back wasn’t actually a very difficult task. Strategically, I’m looking for the same type of player that would play on the left. He will need to be an attacking style wing back, who will get forward and provide offensive support and service, as well as being able to shut down the other team’s offensive threats. So, lucky me, there’s no need to go into specifics again.

So perhaps we should get into it, right? And just as a preliminary F.Y.I.: Alan Hutton will definitively not be allowed within 30 feet of this list.

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round up #28

there’s just enough time for me to squeeze out another round-up for your reading enjoyment this saturday. i’m sure you’ll find my rants to be quite entertaining today:

is david cringing at the possibility of him getting the sack, or at the thought of starring at himself in a mirror after a shower?

niall quinn ‘despises’ sunderland fans who watch foreign broadcasts – guardian.co.uk
oh cry me a river mr. quinn; apparently being a club chairman does not require you to be smarter than a fifth grader. in the end, expanding the public’s ability to choose who provides them their match feeds will likely result in more viewers. more viewers means more money that can be brought in through broadcasting revenue. additional revenue streams for broadcasting eventually leads to more money in sunderland’s coffers if they can stay up in the league, thus negating a minor dip in attendance at your stadium. and to be honest mr. quinn, there is no way that the drop in attendance likely has anything to do with an increased ticket price, right?

the faster a solution for this issue is found, the better for everyone. to watch every game in the premier league each weekend here in the states, we have to resort to paying either ludicris fees to multiple networks, or resort to pirated streams on the internet. oh way, we’re losing our illegal streams too. why deny your sponsors the extra exposure (and eventual additional sponsorship money for the space on the front of your kit) in markets where there is already a demand?

the longest day: spurs and the art of the no-deal - unprofessionalfoul.com
in the hour or so after the transfer deadline passed on monday, i literally F5′d (or refreshed the web page for those not a computer nerd like myself) the skysports transfer center on my computer about 371 times hoping, praying, for some more transfer magic from harry houdini. i mentioned the gaggle of top strikers the club was being linked to in my my last transfers post, and i desperately wanted to see just one of those names as a confirmed signing after each refresh. regrettably, none did.

after this crushing defeat, remaining positive has been tough. i, like many of the spurs faithful, thought that a world class striker was a necessity to truly make this a competitive side. and i, like many others, were horrified that the club not only hadn’t signed any of their high profile targets, but were also down a striker after loaning out robbie keane.

is this an ominous sign? i hardly thought tottenham had a realistic chance of winning the champions league, but that’s a certainty now. a lost shot at the league championship is also almost written in stone, and competing for a second consecutive champions league spot looks even more difficult with the strengthening by chelsea and manchester city during the transfer window. if they don’t finish in the top four, then they could potentially have to sell bale as he will obviously crave top level football and succumb to big time paychecks from inter/madrid/the mancs/etc. IT’S THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! i’m reading too much into this, right? right?!

everton about to sack david moyes – whoateallthepies.tv
mid-sized club managers are falling like flies this season, aren’t they?  first it was martin o’neill jumping ship from aston villa, then big sam unfairly biting the bullet at blackburn, then chris houghton stupidly getting the sack at newcastle. all three good managers (well, two good and one “galactically great” manager if you ask allardyce), all three really should probably still be heading the charge at their former clubs. and now it looks like everton’s david moyes could be soon joining them in the unemployment line.

despite the cub having a shoestring budget and largely unrealistic fan and board expectations hanging over him, i can actually see a little logic in the toffees letting moyes go. sure, he’s kept the club consistently in the top seven for a number of years. but his side squandered their only opportunity on the big stage, and haven’t won any auxiliary cups (uefa/europa, fa, carling, etc.) despite all of their progress over the last few years. i could be wrong, but perhaps it is time for a change. maybe a fresh look can help the blues climb out of their current precarious league position.

bayern reach robben friendly deal – soccernet.com
it’s no secret that most clubs are not really that big of fans of national sides, issuing mandatory (albeit temporary) seizures of their most prized (and often fragile) assets for battles of pride with other countries. and as has been a growing trend, many of the clubs are right to be angry when they are robbed of these assets for even longer periods when these players are rendered expensive bench-warmers due to injury.

one such high profile clash involved bayern munich and the dutch FA over the oft-injured arjen robben. robben recovered from a long term injury picked up on international duty this summer at the world cup. bayern have done horribly this season, solely due to robben’s absence i would presume. (why anyone would risk the robben for unnecessary freindlies when the guy is clearly held together with duct tape is beyond me, but i digress…). either way, the bavarians were upset about this and wanted to be compensated for their loss as has also become the norm.

well the two parties have come to an interesting little compromise to end this club versus country row. the dutch will play a one-off friendly with bayern in may, likely with the club taking the lions-share of the gate. who robben will play for in the match remains in question. however, what isn’t in question is that robben will likely break himself while playing in it.

questionable value – studs-up.com

back to david moyes again, as this comic makes me feel very uncomfortable whenever i see pictures of everton’s gaffer. when i close my eyes, all i can see is little sprinklings of ginger chest hair dancing behind my eyelids. it’s grossing me out to be honest.

the whole moyes-fàbregas feud does make me wonder a bit more about what’s going on inside cesc’s head these days. he’s still playing well, though admittedly not as well as he has the last two or three years, but he seems to be losing his temper a bit more often these days and maybe even warring with teammates. is the club captain maybe trying to start stirring the pot to finally force a move back home?