round up #32

enough with all of the controversy. this season is starting wear on me.

new york red bulls starlet juan agudelo

wise advise from young agudelo.

between spurs dragging me on a rollercoaster season full of sprinklings of pure joy but far too many facepalms, the madrid-barcelona soap opera, mario balotelli being an idiot, and god awful refereeing… i’ve already reached my drama quota for the season. my poor wrong side XI series of postings has suffered, as all of this drama has distracted my previously made obligations.

i shouldn’t really complain though. with all of this “newsworthy” material pumping out, at least i’m not struggling to come up with things to write about for a change. whether or not that benefits you is another question entirely.

agudelo hype increases 10-fold with his latest goal - unprofessionalfoul.com
i worry about the hype every time i see agudelo’s name pop up on the news radar. remember when a teenage eddie johnson couldn’t put on an MLS or USMNT shirt without scoring a goal? well it didn’t happen, but for a while, the media and fans hyped it that way. sure, it’s this kind of overly ambitious hype that earns MLS starlets moves to prestigious european sides and puts bags of money into the MLS’s safe. but remember when freddy adu and jozy altidore went to europe and scored buckets of goals? oh yeah, that didn’t happen either.

let’s be honest though, agudelo’s goal was not only a magnificent strike, but also a magnificent thought. MLS and the national team are typically devoid of players that take these kind of half chances. if agudelo can continue to develop as he has (maybe learning a trick or two from mr. henry), perhaps we will finally have our first truly great striker. i’m not holding my breath just yet though.

football transfer trends 2010 - soccerlens.com
i love these kinds of links, in large part due to my love for data and statistical analysis. the magical thing about this type of study is that it can give us a sneak peak as to where the world of football is heading. the types of players being purchased can tell us how tactical changes in the game are evolving. where they are coming from can tell us who is doing a good job of developing quality. where players are being sold to can show whether the balance of power in recruiting players is being shifted towards england’s higher wages.

charlie adam losing his sheen? – soccernet.com
i have to admit that when i first learned that harry redknapp’s attempt to recreate his last-minute, vdV-miracle transfer in january was a move for blackpool’s charlie adam, i had to scratch my head. “do we really need him?,” i questioned. in fact, i questioned why so many teams were expressing such interest in the scot. and thanks to this article, i don’t feel like i’m the only one with such thoughts.

adam has no doubt been the pivotal player for ian hollaway’s scappy squad, as evidence by his deserved nomination for the PFA player of the year award.  his long balls and set piece deliveries are as precise as anyone else’s in the league. he has the working man’s look and mentality, which has helped him to grow a fanbase far from the seaside.

but honestly, who is he going to play over for the supposed “big” teams that are interested in him? he’d have to beat out huddlestone, sandro and palacios for the deep lying role at white hart lane (i did not include jenas, because he sucks). at liverpool, he would have to move ahead of meireles, lucas or the emerging jay spearing. and at manchester united, he would have to overcome… carr–… well, fletch–… ok, maybe he could start at manchester united. weird.

getafe team dubai and the initial rebranding

looking forward to the possibility of "stoke city team shanghai"

doubts grow over getafe investors – guillembalague.com
as if we needed to add fuel to the fire that is the ridiculousness of the takeover and “rebranding” of spanish side getafe, more and more seems to leak out. never mind the fact that a team in spain will now be marketed “getafe team dubai” (wouldn’t you think that if they have to rebrand, they should call it “getafe equipo dubai” with spanish instead of english?), or the fact that the middle east apparently is trying to take over the world of football.

no, the bigger problem seems to be that spain seem to lack a fit-and-proper provision for ownership of la liga sides. though admittedly, we’ve seen how well that rule has worked in england. balague is a well respected journalist in the spanish media, and if the claims from his site are true, it appears that a porsmouth-esque ending could be in the cards for the madrid-based club. troublesome times ahead?

the strange death of brazilian flair – soccerlens.com
as the world turns, so to do football playing styles and systems. and unfortunately, one of many casualties of the ever evolving world of tactics has been the much enjoyed and lauded brazilian flair. as professionalism has increased in the game over the last ten years, the injection of increased speed, power and endurance in the sport has somewhat nullified the trickery and rhythmic displays that were once so potent for the seleção.

what’s really interesting is that we’ve seen this happening at the last few world cups. they’ve brought increasingly defensive and counterattacking sides, showing they’ve had to adapt their play to counteract their more industrious counterparts. and while some teams still fall victim to the thought of playing brazil, other sides have learned that sticking to your guns and playing solidly can earn you upset points.

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in defense of a welshman

Boy oh boy! How about that Gareth Bale? The new “Welsh Wizard”, PFA Player of the Year!

gareth bale holding his PFA player of the year trophy.

bale proves that even a monkey man can look good in a tux.

I’m obviously elated with my favorite player winning the award. Waking up yesterday morning to see Bale posing with the trophy, looking all spiffy in his tux, was certainly a pleasant surprise. I honestly hadn’t expected him to win the award, but then again, I wasn’t that surprised either.

Bale winning the award was interesting for several reasons. First, it’s shocking to learn that he’s only the fourth Welshmen ever to win the award. That said, he’s certainly joining good company: Ryan Giggs, Mark Hughes and Ian Rush are the only others. Secondly, it’s also surprising to see he’s the fourth Tottenham player to win the award, joining club legends David Ginola, Clive Allen and Pat Jennings. It’s not so much of a surprise that any of them won it (all great and deserving players), so much as it’s a surprise that a club with so few league trophies in their cabinet has had so many Players of the Year on their books.

Of course, this isn’t really defending Bale receiving the award. Like I said earlier, I wasn’t expecting the young winger to take home the prize this season. Just being nominated for the award was had me beaming with pride for the boy. And while I’m tickled pink that Gareth has won the coveted PFA prize, I’m not looking forward to the mountain of criticism he’ll receive for it.

And unfortunately, Gareth’s detractors will have plenty reasons to make noise.

The first and most obvious place to begin debunking Gareth’s win is with statistical comparisons between he and his fellow nominees. I’ve seen these numbers circulating around the tubes already:

Player —- Appearances —- Goals —- Assists
Bale                   26                      7                1
Nani*                28                       9               18
Nasri                 25                      9                 1
Tévez                 27                     19               6

* – Nani wasn’t nominated (but should have been)

Sure, Bale certainly pales in comparison to many of his main competitors. But there are a few problems with using statistics alone to debunk bale taking this year’s spoils.

First, it isn’t just this year that needs to be taken into account. Since PFA voting takes place in early spring of each season, you have to take into account statistics from the end of last year. For simplicity’s sake, we’ll go back to the beginning of April 2010:

Player —– Appearances —- Goals —- Assists
Bale                   34                      10               4
Nani                  35                       13             18
Nasri                 32                       9                 1
Tévez                34                      23               7

Well, looking closer at this further data probably gives further weight to the argument that Nani and Tévez probably should have won the award. But then if we add in…

Vidić                35                      4                  0

There, that makes me feel better. but just as is the case with Vidić being a quality candidate, what isn’t taken into consideration in these arguments is how Bale’s statistical contribution affected his team’s overall performance. Nani’s performances have been great, but he has a team full of amazing offensive players (ex: last year’s PFA Player of the Year, Wayne Rooney) to help carry the load. Nasri’s Arsenal finished in third, but then again, they should with the roster the gunners have. Tévez, despite all of his goals, couldn’t get rich-ass City into the Champions League. Bale’s rise to prominence began in the second half of the last season as he put in some breathtaking performances to help lift Spurs into the Champions League. Not that he did it alone, but it would be easy to think they would have missed out on fourth if it hadn’t been for the “apeman.”

ryan giggs won the pfa player of the year award in 2009

giggs didnt get as much stick when he won in 2009, even though he had worse statistics than bale.

The second reason why we can’t use statistics alone to knock Bale’s selection is precedent. When fellow Welshman Ryan Giggs was voted player of the year in 2009, the Manchester United icon had only 4 goals. Whispers were that Giggs won the award more as a nod to his illustrious career than his performances that season.

Something has to also be said about who chooses the award winners. Unlike most major awards, it’s not the media and pundits that choose this Player of the Year. The PFA is the union representing all of the professional players in the football league, and each union member is allowed to vote. Bale winning the award clearly shows that his peers think very highly of those performances over the least year. If you want to argue whether or not he won the award, take it up with your favorite player.

So statistics aside, why else does Bale get the votes?

  • The competition wasn’t all that stiff: Scott Parker and Charlie Adam, despite their sparkling performances, are playing for sides trying to stave off relegation. Teammate Rafael van der Vaart was red hot at the beginning of the campaign, but has since faded and can’t seem to even put in a full 90. Nasri has also gone cold after coming out of the gates on fire, probably due to being used out of position when Fàbregas returned from injury. Vidić is a defender, and they rarely get the nod despite being my pick as the most deserving. Tévez is generally bemoaned for his personality, attitude and perceived arrogance by opposing players, this despite being the most statistically viable candidate. And even though Nani should have been on this list, he’s so disliked by everyone that he could never get a vote.
  • Bale’s low profile: By all accounts, Gareth Bale is an extremely likable kid. He’s quiet and humble, going home to mom for his holidays. Despite scoring a hat trick in the San Siro and “hailing a taxi for Maicon” at White Hart Lane, he never seemed to let it go to his head. And oh yeah, he’s British; we all know how much that trait is overvalued in the Premier League.
  • Key performances: When Bale stepped up, he stepped up on big occasions. It’s likely that his Champions League showings, which dominated headlines for a good portion of the season, clouded the voters’ judgement. None of the other candidates can really boast a similar characteristic. So while it’s not exactly fair that a competition outside of England affected the voting for an award inside England, you can’t really ignore it either.
Ok, so none of those reasons are exactly rock solid. But they are all probably reasons why Bale received so many votes from his peers.
Listen, I’m not sitting here and saying that Bale undoubtedly had the best season of any of his peers. But he has had a great year, one that Tottenham supporters such as myself will never forget. and though he could very well prove to be a flash in the pan, that prospect shouldn’t minimize his accomplishments either.
Let the boy have his moment. he may never get to enjoy one like it again.

transfer madness

the biggest move of the window involves a soulless traitor and a russian billionaire. i'll let you figure it out from there.

let’s begin this by saying that i will not be making this post an up-to-the-minute, one-stop-shop, complete directory for all of the transfers and rumors that will be spilling out of the media outlets today. this is still a one man show, and i certainly don’t have the patience or the fortitude to undertake that kind of endeavor. we’ll leave that to the big boys. oh yeah, and i’m at work (please don’t tell my boss, ok?!).

but, i figured you might find it entertaining to read my thoughts, and those of some friends, as the news comes across the wire.

  • 6:26pm EST: jozy altidore on the move again (about as shocking as dos santos), this time loaned to levante. maybe this time he’ll get a chance, or not squander one.
  • 5:50pm EST: seeing that giovanni dos santos has been loaned out again by spurs; just another january for the youngster. also, harry has had a second bid for everton’s phil neville rejected and i’m just fine with that from a personal standpoint.
  • 4:14pm EST: laregly dead in the transfer market over the last year, chelsea have certainly sprung to life today! maybe abromovic is feeling fiscally  inadequate after being shown up in the last few transfer windows by man city!  despite already forking out £45+ million for torres, they have also somehow resurrected their move for benfica’s highly rated david luiz. though the £25 million-rated luiz is likely to be used as a centerback, he is more than capable of playing on the left as well. perhaps this is foreshadowing ashley cole’s departure to real madrid in the summer?
  • 3:52pm EST: again, i find myself rooting for bolton. blah. anyway, i’m actually pulling for the wanderers to nab chelsea’s daniel sturridge on loan. the young striker has huuuuge upside, and i think he’d flourish in bolton’s quasi-free flowing attack under owen coy’s tutelage.
  • 3:29pm EST: remember the nigerian midget that scored all of those goals for newcastle a few years ago? he’s coming back to england, as birmingham have opted against a pricy robbie kean and have instead picked up obafemi martins on a 6 month loan from rubin kazan. my guess is the nigerian is really looking forward to england’s comparably “tropical climate” after spending the last year and a half in russia.
  • 3:08pm EST: just noticed that stoke have sold tuncay to wolfsburg. 1) i thought that guy was like 40 years old, and feel dumb realizing he’s only 29. 2) i didn’t realize anyone was still interested in signing players that everyone thinks are 40… oh wait, it’s steve mcclaren. now i get it.
  • 2:15pm EST: another USMNT member’s move to england has been been finalized, with former real salt lake striker robbie findley finally receiving his work permit to join nottingham forest. i actually really like this move for findley, as the championship contenders are on the rise and will provide him with a great environment to test himself as the club push for promotion to the promised land.
  • 2:02pm EST: allow me to clarify my statement about hating torres. he’s played nearly this whole season completely indifferent, after the kop stood behind him when he obviously fake-pledged his commitment to the club after the world cup. then he puts in a transfer request 3 days before the end of the window. if it weren’t for the fact that liverpool will never get more for him now than they ever would again, i’d say let him rot in the reserves before selling him the summer. i like the guy before all of this, and honestly felt bad for him while he suffered through liverpool’s downward spiral. now i hope he blows his groin up again on his debut at stamford bridge.
  • 2:01pm EST: shit has hit the fan, as liverpool have accepted a bid from chelsea for torres. i now hate him.
  • 12:35pm EST: my buddy milky just skyped me from china, basically trumpeting that liverpool are on their way back to being title challengers thanks to the carroll signing. as he put it, “we’ve got the meanest strike partnership in england now: suarez bites people, and carroll beats women. with king kenny leading the way, we’ll be unstoppable!”
  • 12:31pm EST: well, the andy carroll saga has come to an end, and sadly (i think!?) it’s not going to end in north london. newcastle’s shrewd business mentality has won them an extra £5 million from liverpool, who must be looking for a replacement for a “possibly” departing striker.
  • 9:38am EST: michael bradley is definitely heading to england, and not turkey. after apparently almost boarding a plane to sign with galatasary, it appears that son of i-robot will be plying his trade with darren bent at aston villa. with fellow yanks friedel and lichaj in the ranks, hopefully he’ll adjust to life quickly. whether or not he can find a spot in the squad, i have my concerns.
  • 9:19am EST: charlie adam would be a great signing for liverpool, as it would finally give them someone to replace xabi alonso with. whether or not the red’s fork out enough to convince holloway to let his most vital cog go, that’s another question all together. two bids already rejected make me think no.
  • 9:13am EST: tottenham have been linked with every striker in europe today, at least that’s what it feels like. in order, here’s how i rank all of the prospects, in order. take this all with a grain of salt though: i’m definitely expecting the same three strikers to be at the club tomorrow that are here today.
    • luis fabiano: speed, strength, and creative. dynamic finisher. i want him most of all of them.
    • diego forlán: my second choice by a narrow margin, but behind fabiano due to his old age (31) and poor strike rate while at manchester united a few years back. however, his goal tallies at the world cup and in spain the last few years make him an ideal spot.
    • fernando llorente: strength and size, with the ability to play some tiki taka. would be ideal for bale crosses, but would require lennon to learn how to do that. too bad athletic bilbao won’t sell until the summer, when madrid will likely snatch him up.
    • andy carroll: a sllightly more brute and less skilled version of llorente, but with premier league experience. i’m also concerned he could be a flash in the pan.
    • giuseppe rossi: a younger, more creative defoe. though i don’t think he gives us another dimension.
    • sergio agüero: i think he’s overrated, and his height is concerning. i feel like he doesn’t bring enough to the table for a team that likes to play down the flanks. plus he signed a new contract with atlético today.
  • 8:51am EST: in my opinion, newcastle are playing an interesting game with andy carroll. they saw how much dzeko went for (£32 million at age of 24), and they saw how much bent went for (£22 million at age of 26), so the precedent has already been set for strikers this window. carroll is 22, a physical freak, and has some experience plundering goals in the premier league… so his upside is pretty big. now, are any of these players really worth this much money… no. but i think the geordies are being fairly shrewd businessmen. whether or not he goes to liverpool is another issue altogether.

ten words or less #11

an overly liverpool and rooney filled post for you this saturday. i would type more, but i’m busy watching this stunning west ham-arsenal match. can someone please explain to me how robert green hasn’t fudged one of his amazing saves yet?

the only person not lauging at this? rafa benitez. – reddit.com/r/soccer

this was NEVER going to happen. – soccernet.com

your club is broke if you bumb rides from rockstars. – deadspin.com

define “jumping the gun.” – dailymail.co.uk

ronaldo. <looks down, shakes head.> - footballshirtculture.com

bad idea: suing your employers. – dailymail.co.uk

video evidence of an ass kicking. – youtube.com

it hurts worse when it’s from mum. – i don’t remember where this came from