ten words or less #89

DC United forward Chris Rolfe

friend of WSOTP, chris rolfe will find himself in new digs this weekend after being traded from chicago to DC.

It’s been ages since my last links round up piece — okay, so it’s just been over a month. But a month can seem like ages in a house with an infant. And in the spirit of full disclosure, I needed to get this latest Ten Words or Less published before some of the links below become no longer relevant. And with the collection of links below spanning nearly the entire spectrum of professional soccer — from World Cup stories to the Premier League, from the Major Indoor Soccer League to USLPRO to Major League soccer, and from footie gear to soccer broadcasting — this is a links round up not to miss.

To new beginnings. – mlssoccer.com

Ian Darke stars in probably the best ESPN commercial ever. – youtube.com/espn

I really wish Chelsea would stop making kits I like. - footballfashion.org

The MISL is dissolving and it’s getting really ugly. – thebluestatement.com

BeIN Sport have made a vuvezela that changes the channel. – therichest.com

I am 100% behind making this the next MLS rebrand. – thegoatparade.com

Please don’t tell me this is a permanent home. – daytondutchlionsfc.com

Some people prefer Spanish commentary… I’m not one of them. – npr.org

I’m a non believer, but these football Tarot Cards rock. – designfootball.com

Some day… Nike will send me these, too. Some day. – theoriginalwinger.com

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in review: MLS jersey week 2014

MLS  Jersey Week 2014 Review

It’s been an odd off season in MLS. Unlike years past where there was a definite lull in the amount of stories and headlines coming out of the league during the winter months leading up to the season, there was a near constant flow of announcements this time around. From Toronto FC’s seismic signings to a twin pair of expansion announcements in Florida, the league taking over a troubled franchise in LA and now preseason friendlies over the last fortnight, it’s just been non-stop.

So with this being the final week before First Kick 2014, that’s meant it was time for the league-mandated kit reveals to fill up our newsfeeds as well. And that, of course, means it’s time too for me to give you the second edition of my reviews of each of the new shirts dropped around MLS.

Looking back at last year’s review, I noticed a few points of interest. First, I was incredibly harsh in my reviews of some of the shirts. Some of the shirts I gave poor marks to grew on me over the season, though a few still fail to impress. Secondly, the actual club reveal events were often the first time we had seen a majority of the 2014 2Jersey Week reveals.

This year, that’s a completely different story.

Of the full nineteen MLS clubs dropping at least one new shirt for the 2014 season, sixteen’s shirts had were leaked before their planned release dates. And though I’ve had an extra full week to form my opinions about how they look this year, I didn’t get the explanation for some of their design decisions ahead of time — not to mention the high resolution pictures needed to truly judge the kits. So I wanted to give the clubs/adidas a chance to explain themselves before I ran them through the ringer.

MONDAY MARCH 3RD

Houston Dynamo
Location BBVA Compass Stadium
Public Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link Dynamo Team Shop
Grade C
Jersey Week 2013 Primary and Secondary
2013 Grade(s) C and C-

SECONDARY: Click to zoom.

Though I said I’d go easier on my kit ratings this year, how is it that I give a C right out of the gates? For the new away shirt for the Dynamo, it boils down to the lack of change from last year’s 2013 secondary shirt. The orange sleeve panels have made way for an extra stripe of light blue piping at the cuff. A slightly revamped collar also makes an appearance, as does a “lenticular” — or 3D — crest. Overall, there’s nothing wrong with the shirt itself; it just isn’t enough of a change to earn them a better grade. That said, praise should be handed out for the new kit’s stellar hooped socks.

Los Angeles Galaxy
Location Website Launch
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Team LA Store
Grade A
Jersey Week 2013 Secondary
2013 Grade(s) C

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

In a lesson that the US soccer federation hasn’t quite learned yet, the Galaxy have wisely stuck with their sashed shirt design. And this year’s striped sash is particularly pleasing. The eleven stripes — meant to represent the XI on the pitch — taper to give the shirt a feeling of positive, upward movement. Plus, the over used “quasar” effect from last year’s shirt designs has been minimized and moved to the inner neck taping, leaving us with a much more clean design. Easily one of my favorites of the bunch.

Portland Timbers
Location Pure Space
Public Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link Portland Team Shop
Grade B
Shirt Third
Grade A
Jersey Week 2013 2Primary and Secondary
2013 Grade(s) C and C-

SECONDARY: Click to zoom.

THIRD: Click to zoom.

For the second year running, the club that Paulson runs dropped two new designs. In fact, Merritt even leaked some teasers of the shirts a few months back over social media — naughty naughty. The secondary kit gets an overhaul just a year after the last refresh, with a two tone, red-to-black gradient design. A closer look shows that a tiny rose-thorn pattern is interlaced in the shirt’s fade and a secondary rose-shaped logo for the jock tag pay subtle hommage to the “Rose City” moniker. But the real gem is the new third kit. An excellent, modernized throwback that hearkens to the team’s NASL days. Classic colors, clean lines, and a simplified logo help this shirt to ooze retro cool. Bonus marks to the Timbers for including smart little infographics explaining the designs of each shirt.

Seattle Sounders
Location Century Link Field Pro Shop
Private Event
Shirt Third
Purchase Link Seattle Pro Shop
Grade B-
Jersey Week 2013 Primary and Secondary
2013 Grade(s) C and C-

THIRD: Click to zoom.

Ever attempting to be at the bleeding edge of MLS branding/marketing/identity, Seattle were the only team to give their new shirt a name: Pitch Black. Admittedly, the black pairs well with the accenting “radiant green” and makes for a strong, bold look. So why not a higher grade? While a good look, there’s just nothing that imaginative about it outside of slick, marketing-friendly color names. Not only that, but it’s not too different from their current second kit. I’m also a bit disappointed they chose to use the radiant green instead of black as the primary colors for the shorts and socks… but who would the Sounders be if they weren’t trying to burn our retinas while watching on TV?

TUESDAY MARCH 4TH

Chicago Fire
Location Hyatt Regency Chicago
Private Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Fire Fan Shop
Grade D
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Poor Chicago. Not only were they deprived of a shirt launch during Jersey Week 2013, the long wait for a new home kit this year sees them launch probably the worst one of the bunch. And it earns that distinction for a number of reasons. Firstly, the Fire have a strong traditional design with a red shirt with a white bar across the chest, which has now been ignored two home kits in a row. Instead, the club/adidas chose to build upon the last shirts’s blatant betrayal of the white bar by turning it blue and extending it over the entire top third of the 2014 edition. Secondly, the Fire attempted to explain that the look is a nod to the city’s fire engine’s, but the color scheme is off. If you ask me, it actually looks as if the color template was more of a nod to their sponsor.

Columbus Crew
Location Bar Louie
Private Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Crew Team Shop
Grade B-
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Another side that didn’t participate in last year’s Jersey Week fun, the Crew decided to add a new primary shirt for 2014. And while it won’t wow you, it’s still a decent enough shirt, even if very basic. The black bands on the sleeves is an odd choice, as it could either make sure everybody on the pitch looks like the captain and/or like a permanent memorial band. That said, the fading diamonds screened into the bottom half of the shirt provide a subtle Bavarian feel to the shirt, which is fitting considering Columbus’ Germanic heritage. But the lack of jock tag or special monikers does hint at the fact that this is simply a holdover shirt until the Crew get their brand makeover in 2015.

Impact Montréal
Location Theatre De L’Olympia
Public Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Club Boutique
Grade B-
Jersey Week 2013 Third
2013 Grade(s) B+

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Much like Seattle and Columbus before it, the new Impact home shirt’s mark took a hit due to a relatively reserved and simple design. However, just like those other shirts, the subtle changes to this year’s shirt are enough to keep them from receiving poor marks. The former home jersey had about 8 million fleur-de-lis screens all over the front of it, with the Mont-Royal cross formed in the negative space in their absence. This year’s shirt flips the script, minimizing the use of the fleur-de-lis screenings to center the cross upon the club crest to much greater effect.

New England Revolution
Location Royale Boston
Public Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Patriots Pro Shop
Grade C
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Perhaps simplified shirts was something MLS had high on their agenda, as yet another club in the Revolution gets a simplistic overhaul to their home kit. So again, we see this a shirt take a hit to it’s grade for boring-factor alone. And while a simplified, enlarged logo does help the Revs’ cause, the humongous sponsor logo on the chest seems to take priority over all else. (TANGENT: How the hell is it that the Revs don’t have their own dedicated team store? Instead, they’re shoved into the Patriots team shop like the second rate club the Krafts treat them.)

New York Red Bulls
Location Stage 48
Private Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link NYRB Team Store
Grade C+
Jersey Week 2013 Primary and Secondary
2013 Grade(s) C and C-

SECONDARY: Click to zoom.

I’m not going to go on and on about another simple jersey design, so know why the Red Bulls’ newest away shirt started off with a lower grade. And just like the Revs’ shirt above, it takes a further knock for featuring an extraordinarily large sponsor logo on the chest. But the one redeeming quality of the shirt is the is the unique “New York” line font jock tag strip along the bottom edge of front. Though the larger “New York” on the back does reek a little of insecurity ahead of neighbors NYCFC joining next season.

Philadelphia Union
Location Dave & Buster’s
Public Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Union Shop
Grade B
Jersey Week 2013 Third
2013 Grade(s) A+

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Simplification that actually improves the design makes its return to Jersey Week. The Union dropped a lot of the light blue accents that had been a feature on the last home jersey in favor of a more basic and clean gold and navy template. And while it may seem rather mundane from the front, when you see the shirt flipped around you’ll see the true beauty of the upgrade… pinstripes. Those pinstripes inconspicuously wrap around the front of the shirt forming the two thin stripes that border the larger central one, though you would never be able to tell from looking straight on. Bonus points for sticking with the same theme the club have rocked since it’s inception.

Real Salt Lake
Location Rio Tinto Stadium
Private Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link RSL Team Store
Grade B-
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

One of the few shirts to not actually leak out ahead of Jersey Week was Real Salt Lake’s new primary shirt. It’s a familiar look for RSL, what with their standard claret body and blue sleeves. But the addition of what the call a “gold crown bar” streaking across the chest provides an element of interest. It’s an odd design that I originally didn’t like, but it’s grown on me a little. Though I still feel like this would have made a better training top instead of an actual kit. If nothing else, it provides a completely different look to anything else currently gracing pitches across the league.

Sporting Kansas City
Location Charles B. Wheeler Downtown Airport, Public Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link Sporting Style
Grade A
Jersey Week 2013 Secondary
2013 Grade(s) A-

SECONDARY: Click to zoom.

The other shirt that didn’t leak out ahead of the big announcement was Sporting KC’s new secondary shirt. And I must say, the reigning MLS Cup champs picked an excellent shirt to drop… and probably my favorite new shirt over all. A hooped design alternating between navy and sky blue is the primary feature of the shirt, although the club will be keen to point out the new silver star above the crest representing their latest Cup triumph.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 5TH

Colorado Rapids
Location Website Reveal
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Rapids Pro Shop
Grade B
Jersey Week 2013 Primary and Third
2013 Grade(s) B+ and B

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

The Rapids opted to replace the new home shirt they debuted last year — a slightly hooped variant that composed of season ticket holder names which I really liked — and simplified it like many other MLS teams have this year. But, taking a page from the third kit dropped at last year’s Jersey Week launch, the home kit now also features a screened “C” design that pays homage to the state flag of Colorado. That flag itself is emblazoned on the bottom of the shirt at the jock tag. And, honestly, it really helps to tie the entire kit line together.

Vancouver Whitecaps
Location The Commodore Ballroom
Private Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link VWFC Store
Grade C+
Jersey Week 2013 Primary
2013 Grade(s) C+

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

A basic, unoriginal shirt design point deduction not withstanding, I have to give credit to the Whitecaps for opting to use screened logos on the shirt to create a wave effect. But while the concept of paying tribute to Vancouver’s surrounding ocean in that way sounds really cool, in execution it just doesn’t look as great as it sounded. Though I will admit the addition of a more silver accent color to the kits’ three stripes and logos does help to add a more classy look to the shirt.

THURSDAY MARCH 6TH

FC Dallas
Location Fashion Institute Gallery
Public Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link FCD Team Shop
Grade B
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Another shirt that’s grown on me since it originally leaked out is FC Dallas’ new home shirt. Gone are the familiar, distinctive red and white hoops that have given the team their nickname. In their place, subtle dark red hoops of various widths contrast with the traditional bright red — lending the shirt a bit of a Southwest vibe that fits right at home in Texas. The reason for the all-red makeover? The club are literally trying to “own the color red” in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area with their new club slogan “Red for 90″. A bit corny, but the shirt isn’t so bad.

Toronto FC
Location Real Sports Bar & Grill
Public Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link Real Sports Online Shop
Grade B+
Jersey Week 2013 Primary
2013 Grade(s) C

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Full disclosure: I’m a sucker for grey kits, and this shirt is no different. Featuring a shade the club are calling “onyx”, the design is accented by 9 rows of increasingly spaced maple leafs to call out the dominant design that’s featured on the epileptic-inducing home shirt debuted last season. If this weren’t the Crew’s Trillium Cup rivals, I’d be tempted to shell out for this. That said, if this had been in any other color, I’m not so sure I would find it quite as appealing.

FRIDAY MARCH 7TH

Chivas USA
Location Web Announcement
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link Chivas USA Shop
Grade C
Jersey Week 2013 Secondary
2013 Grade(s) B-

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

Forever the afterthought and again without a special event to unveil their newest shirt. And with the club recently taken over by the league and due for a complete rebranding in 2015, it’s not really that surprising that this year’s home shirt is pretty much a “meh”. Red and white stripes, navy collar. And though there’s nothing particularly great or bad about this shirt — hence the grade — the shirt could prove a collectors item given it’s the last ever Chivas USA kit in MLS history.

HEY… AREN’T WE MISSING A FEW TEAMS?
Right you are, eagle-eyed reader. The reason for that? Two sides actually jumped the gun in releasing their 2014 kits. The nerve. Anyway, it’s only fair that I judge them now as well.

San Jose Earthquakes
Location San Pedro Square Market
Public Event
Shirt Secondary
Purchase Link Quakes Team Store
Grade C+
Shirt Third
Grade C+
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

Primary: Click to zoom.

SECONDARY: Click to zoom.

Dropped way back on January 31st for the club’s 40th anniversary celebration and new brand unveiling, the Earthquakes were justifiably the first club to reveal their new kits for 2014. According to the press release, the shirts are meant to “reunite” the histories of clubs several eras. The red away shirt is aims to link the club to it’s NASL days, while the blue with black sleeves recalls the club’s initial rebirth in the MLS era. While I like both concepts, the fault-line inspired screened design is used so much that I’m literally looking at it in the middle of an earthquake. It just comes off a little overboard.

DC United
Location Pinstripes
Private Event
Shirt Primary
Purchase Link DCU Team Shop
Grade C
Jersey Week 2013 Did not participate.
2013 Grade(s) n/a

PRIMARY: Click to zoom.

I’ve said it a thousand times already in this article, and I’ll say it again with D.C. United’s newest kit. There’s practically zero customization aside from a nifty, tire tread-esque United eagle on the jock tag. If you took the club’s raised crest off the shirt, this wouldn’t look any different than a kit your own team could order to wear in your Sunday League. Yes, I’m aware they club’s tradition features predominantly black shirts, but you would have to think they could do something to make this shirt a bit more interesting.

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So, what shirt do you like best? Disagree with any of the grades I dolled out to the new shirts? Be sure to let me know in the comments below, or hit me up on Twitter or Facebook.

WSOTP pod: episode 29

WSOTP Podcast - Season 1 Episode 29

MLS first kick 2014 is just around the corner.

With the MLS 2014 season just days away, D.J. and Jeremy figured it was high time to give the domestic first division a full preview ahead of this weekend’s First Kick festivities. You’ll here the guys’ thoughts on this season’s playoff contenders, what they’re looking forward to the most for the upcoming campaign, and where they think the local-ish side will fare this year. The normal Premier League and Champions League run downs are also still in there, as is a look ahead at some of this week’s international friendlies. Plus, we finally share the “big news” that we had been hinting at for weeks.


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ten words or less #87

never forgotten, manchester united’s darkest day inspires the club to this day.

A week of travel for the real world job has cut into my football life this week. But worry not, I still have some goods for you this week. But before I get into my favorite links from the last week or so, allow me a quick moment to pay my respects to the “Busby Babes” of Manchester United that died in 56 years ago yesterday in the Munich Air Disaster. Regarded as the greatest tragedy in United’s long illustrious history, nine players – Roger Byrne, Tommy Taylor and David Pegg along with Eddie Colman, Mark Jones, Bill Whelan, Geoff Bent and Duncan Edwards — coach Bert Whalley, trainer Tom Curry and club secretary Walter Crickmer were all killed along with eight journalists. That a club could ever bounce back from such a catastrophe is mind blowing in its own right, let alone the heights that Red Devils have been able to scale since.

That said, on with the links!

You can still watch the Premier League during the Olympics. – broadwayworld.com

“Six degrees of… Bruce Arena”? – lagalaxy.com

Brazil’s biggest clubs support Brazil ahead of the World Cup.
- footballshirtculture.com

This is brilliant business by the American third tier league. – uslpro.uslsoccer.com

West Ham clearly don’t understand the laws of the game. – telegraph.co.uk

Hey Mr. Precourt… M.Willis took care of your Crew rebranding. – mwillis.com

Playing in Manaus this summer won’t be that bad. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Beckham’s announcement was little more than a political pep rally.
- miamiherald.com

Love for one’s club extends even into death. – itv.com

Though unlikely, I already hate the rumored “LA Gunners”.
- prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com

ten words of less #83

Military Soccer

cheers to these dudes for A) fighting for our freedom and B) just for attempting to play soccer in army boots. though i’d guess the touch they offer is only slightly worse than those of the original adidas predators.

Though I didn’t plan this out or anything, the fact that this week’s TWOL is very American-soccer heavy is oh-so-ironically perfect timing considering today is Veterans Day. That said of them, none of them have anything to do with veterans themselves. Anyway, many thanks from WSOTP to all of the veterans and current members of the armed forces for protecting my freedom to choose real football over its gridiron cousin.

Also, be sure to watch the blog in the coming weeks as we’ve got some pretty cool developments in the works.

I really wish I was an Ohio University journalism student. – athensjournal.com

Kit man forgets kits; buys knockoffs for team to wear. – football-shirts.co.uk

Being a rookie MLS player still ain’t all that. – buzzfeed.com

I’m admittedly a little jealous of this guy. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Sporting Park is fancy, yo. – digitaltrends.com

How rich: Qatar now accusing others of World Cup murders. – si.com

Timbers’ smart prep, or Merritt’s convenient propaganda opportunity? – kckrs.com

Fitba Thatba‘s newest song is for the Aaron Ramsey fanboys. – youtube.com

Definitely the hottest replication of the Miley-Thicke twerking incident. – vine.com

Finally… more questions starting to be asked of college system. – foxsoccer.com

WSOTP pod: episode 11

WSOTP Pod: Season 1 Episode 11

WSOTP Pod - Season 1 Episode 11

who do the WSOTP pod hosts think will sit atop the pile after this year’s MLS cup playoffs? listen in to find out.

Episode 11 of the #WSOTPpod is a doozy. Hosts Jeremy Lance and D.J. Switzer dish their normal wrap up of all of the weekend Premiership action, per usual. But with the MLS regular season now concluded in spectacular fashion, we take a step back to consider the season as a whole, the biggest winners/losers and make predictions on who will hoist the MLS Cup in just over a month’s time. We also take some time to consider the rules of supporting a second team and offer our thoughts on the World Cup seeding processes. So buckle up your seats kids, this will be a wild ride.


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ten words or less #75

brazil finally get a stern test ahead of the big dance in 2014. and so far, they’ve risen to the occasion.

Feeling deprived of football during the summer months? You shouldn’t be. I’ve been drowning in it lately.

If the regular European summer transfer speculation, coaching moves and kit releases aren’t enough to keep you entertained, there’s been plenty of actual soccer being played to watch. Drama has been in ample supply in World Cup qualifying. MLS has been entertaining as hell, as has the US Open Cup. And now that FIFA’s redheaded stepchild of a tournament, the Confederations Cup in Brazil, has kicked off, there’s even more footy to feast upon.

Not sure where to start? Below are some of the best links I’ve unearthed over the last week.

America’s oldest capped international seems like a dude. – espnfc.com

Yet another excellent NYCFC branding proposal. – hyperakt.com

Live Breath Footballs latest “Rebels” line is pretty sick. – livebreathfootball.com

Spooky explains why this summer is going to suck. – dearmrlevy.co.uk

Oh, and the Parisians are after AVB. Greeaaaaaaat. – guardian.co.uk

This is freaking awesome. –  google.com/culturalinstitute

Don’t sign if you want Liverpool to look like clowns. – change.org

Shame they don’t have the World Cup after next year. – kckrs.com

‘What part of Jamaica?’ ‘Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!’ – football-shirts.co.uk

True supporters let passion flow even in times of sorrow. – dirtytackle.net

in review: MLS jersey week

Ahhhhh. Take a second and breathe in that cool refreshing spring air. Mmmm… it smells like First Kick, doesn’t it?

MLS Jersey Week 2013

hopefully this is the start of a new yearly tradition in major league soccer.

Well if it doesn’t, it certainly should. In fact, I’d be a little surprised if you weren’t subliminally thinking about MLS right now, as the league’s marketing has been awfully hard to ignore this winter/spring. With an advertising campaign that’s been plastered all over the place — TV, print and all the various electronic outlets — the league is doing its best to not let you forget that the 2013 season is about to kick off.

My favorite promotional gimmick though has to be Jersey Week. Though the name sounds worryingly like ill-advised partnership with some Guidos from the shore, it’s actually a week-long unveiling of all the 12 new kits that will be adorned by MLS clubs this season. Though as regular readers know, I’m a sucker for gear, so it probably shouldn’t be that surprising that this would pique my interests.

Adidas and the clubs worked closely on what they wanted out of their kits this year, meaning that many fan’s calls for something different to spice up the MLS jersey scene might just be met. Said Maribeth Towers, MLS senior VP of consumer products in a league statement, “Jersey Week will celebrate the soccer jersey. Every stitch, every minor detail, every shade is designed in collaboration between the club and our partner at adidas.”

But as you might expect, some were smart-looking, “take my money already” designs, while others were… umm, questionable. Let’s take a look at each, and let me pass judgement over them like I could do better.

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ten words or less #66

Tottenham's Clint Dempsey celebrates scoring against Manchester United

deuce earned his stripes against united once again.

From this American fan’s perspective, the long holiday weekend that’s just passed us by was quite a good one.

Saturday’s fixtures were chock full of goals, averaging just over three and half per match. Then on  #EpicSunday2 (© Fox Soccer Channel) with an entertaining Gunners loss to Chelsea and a gutsy, come-from-behind draw for Spurs against Manchester United. And with a whole additional day to recover after spending Sunday at the pub watching it all go down — not to mention being able to squeeze in a few hours of skiing on Saturday night — I would be hard pressed to design a better weekend for myself.

So with some bigger things around the corner still needing some attention and final polish, this seems like the perfect time to share some of my favorite links from the last week.

The European Transfer Market: Visualized. - transferwindow.info

Greeting fans through your car sunroof isn’t the best idea. – theoriginalwinger.com

Il Fenomeno finally get’s his move to England. – guardian.co.uk

Well look who’s decided he wants to play this year. – lagalaxy.com

Footballer lowered into a well to save a little girl. – dailymail.co.uk

Ferguson has bigger issues than Zeki Fryers move to Spurs. – espnfc.com

Like Rapinoe, I wish more USWNT players would move abroad.
- prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com

Ronaldinho get’s his own, footie-themed Bollywood Space Jam. – indiaglitz.com

If MLB ran soccer teams… their kits could be AWESOME. – kckrs.com

Adu now looking for his 9th club in 9 years. – soccerbyives.com

ten words or less #63

With my wife sick, this past weekend presented itself as an opportunity for a whirlwind of football viewing here at WSOTP. I’ve not kept any statistics on this kind of thing, but I can say with confidence that I watched more soccer this past weekend than I ever have before. Saturday included a marathon of five straight live games which, between Twitter and A.D.D., my brain had a hard time handling.

ONU Men's Soccer in the Final Four

seeing my alumnus polar bears make their way to the national title game might just have been the highlight of my weekend.

The morning started well with Spurs bagging a win, Arsenal and Chelsea both losing, and an unexpected, entertaining shootout between Manchester United and Reading. And while the (oddly timed) midday MLS Cup Final might have seemed the marquee match, I was really looking forward to watching my former college team — the Ohio Northern University Polar Bears — play in our school’s very first NCAA Division III National Championship match. My former teammate Milky even stopped by to take in both the late matches, also allowing me a solid four hours of Liverpool jibes…

Much to our chagrin, ONU were quickly picked apart by an admittedly impressive Messiah College side. But the result doesn’t dim my pride in my old team for everything they accomplished this year. Considering the program only had 8 winning seasons prior to my class’s arrival on campus, and had never made the National Tournament prior to Milky’s, to see the program continue to build on our successes — even despite a heavy loss — had us both beaming. The sky’s the limit from here, boys.

Anyway, below are some of the better links from around the world of soccer from the last week.

The perfect gift for your soccer fan? Sexy Managers Calendar. – yahoo.com

A photographic essay of grassroots football in third world countries.
- jessicahilltout.com

Beckham’s kids old enough to be called full kit wankers. – angelcitybrigade.net

Carlos Tévez’s paystub will make you very jealous. – dirtytackle.net

Hot Chip makes a seriously WTF FIFA-esque music video. – kckrs.com

Shout out to local Casey Weddle for being named All-American.
- ohiodominicanpanthers.com

“We need to be more assertive,” mumbles Rosický to nobody.
- fistedaway.wordpress.com

Floridian city most likely to land an MLS side… Tampa? – theoffsiderules.com

Once again, Spooky captures how I’m feeling about Spurs. – dearmrlevy.com

 A top-25 list for boots from Sneaker Report… I’m in. – sneakerreport.com