ten words or less #38

sadly, this is how i probably appear to anyone from europe.

Between the Euro qualifiers, friendlies, the League matches and the Champions/Europa League qualifiers, I have to admit that I’m having a hard time following this season. Everything feels so… disjointed.

If it weren’t for Rooney being an idiot and Tottenham throwing away a winnable match, I wouldn’t feel like I know what’s going on this season at all.

Assou-Ekotto always tells it like it is. – mirror.co.uk

Another game for the soccer bar I’ll probably never own. – theoriginalwinger.com

The science is in: football is good for men. – independent.ie

The Brasileirão’s in danger of becoming a two-horse race. – theelastico.com

Ever wanted to know why random strangers wear certain jerseys? - footballists.wordpress.com

Today I Learned: Liverpool’s Pepe Reina has OCD. – dirty tackle @ yahoo.com

Paying Modrić what he deserves could be very dangerous. – telegraph.co.uk

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wrong side XI: defensive center mid

this is part VIII in the “wrong side XI” series, where i’ll be selecting my very own starting eleven, assuming of course that i could choose any player from any team in the world. you can read the rules i’ll be following to make my team selection, and what formation i’ll be squeezing them into, on the first post in the series.

these fine gentleman face off for my defensive midfield starting spot.

You probably thought I had forgotten about these Wrong Side XI posts, didn’t you? Admittedly, I haven’t been cranking out these posts nearly as fast I originally promised. And yet here we are, with summer in the rearview mirror and my summer post series is still dragging on. You can see my excuse on the site’s Facebook page if you’re really interested in hearing the reason for the delay.

Anyway, it’s high time we get back to it, and we’ll do so by narrowing down my selections for defensive midfield. I’m guessing due to the wait I put you all through to get to this point, I you’re probably not interested in a further wait, so let’s dive right into my #5 choice…

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panic attack

I’m not having a panic attack. I swear… I think. Maybe I am having one. Well, wait… no I’m probably not having a panic attack.

luka modric during tottenham preseason training in south africa

apparently the saga over this man's signature has distracted levy and redknapp from getting any transfer work done this summer.

But with just a few days remaining until the Spurs’ delayed official start to the Premier League’s 2011-2012 season, Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy is officially making me lose sleep.

I know that last season was a bit of a mixed bag for Spurs and their fans. We were all enthralled by our magical European adventure, but also all rightly disappointed that the team couldn’t consistently put in the type of domestic performances that were earning them worthy praise on the continent.

As this post clearly points out, Tottenham were a team that could hang with the big boys. But on the flip side of the coin, they were decidedly average against team’s they should have been beating. The rigors of the Premier League, regardless of the competition faced each weekend, were too much to heap on players who were already being asked to carry heavy Champions League loads.

One thing that is certain is that the lack of activity in the January transfer window played a decently-sized part in the club’s eventual shortcomings.

The squad clearly needed reinforcements (in particular at the front end of the pitch) to continue battling on multiple fronts, and yet the only area they reinforced was the one area of the pitch that didn’t need that much help (although, a midfielder like Pienaar was a deal at the price we landed him for). Long story short, thin as the squad was, it couldn’t cope with a multi-competition battle.

So when Tottenham relinquished their short hold on a top four position back in the spring, both Levy and Redknapp admitted that big signings would be necessary to get the club back on track with their grand aspirations.

tottenham's brad friedel and michael dawson

friedel should help lift tottenham's defensive acumen, but he's not the impact signing that we had all hoped for.

Initially, long-term “dream” targets came back to the forefront. Forlán, Falcao, and Rossi were all floated in the deep pool of summer transfer rumors. But for various reasons (too old, too expensive, and too not for sale) none were realistic solutions to the Spurs’ striking woes. It appeared that Tottenham would either have to pony up and spend like the club has a super-rich foreign owner, or unearth a diamond in the rough.

Fellow Ohioan Brad Friedel was the first signing of the window, and though he was also a bargain-buy that addressed a weak spot in the team, his arrival was hardly the “big time” signing that we all wanted and the team needed.

But I remained optimistic; perhaps Friedel’s signing was the beginning of a torrid of transfer activity at White Hart Lane. After all, we don’t just need to buy at Tottenham: we also need to trim. With one of the largest squads in the Premier League last season, Levy remained (rightly) insistent that arrivals at the club would necessitate cash from sales.

Yet Friedel, to this point, remains the only transfer dealing of this extremely crucial off-season. One free signing, and only two paltry sums coming in after the Lillywhites finally disposed of serial-loanees Jamie O’Hara (to Wolves for £3.5m) and Robbie Keane (to LA Galaxy for £3m)… nothing official about Jenas, Hutton, Dos Santos, Bassong and Palacios being sold off to raise the all important cash.

So while Tottenham Hotspur seem to be twiddling their thumbs, all of their direct competitors have been busy strengthening their squads.

kun aguero at manchester city

though they bid for him in january, spurs never had a realistic shot of landing kun.

Manchester City, the club that’s recently been Tottenham’s biggest rival (as far as league places are concerned) over the last few years, have continued to spend astronomical sums on players they may (Stefan Savić) or may not (Clichy) need (Agüero could be unneeded if Tévez doesn’t leave). Sadly, additional devastating signings this window seem imminent. If they’re not competing for silverware on all fronts this season with the talent in that squad, then Mancini will have proven himself a moron of a manager.

Liverpool, the club that Tottenham displaced in the Champions League last season, look to have finally gotten back on track with new owner John Henry and new (and old) manager Kenny Dalglish aiming to return to their rightful place as an English power. The signings of Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson, and José Enrique on top of the January signings of Suarez and Carroll, mean that the Reds have dropped a reported £94 million on getting themselves back in the top four.

Manchester United, the club that doesn’t ever have a down year, also look primed to continue their run of dominance over English football after finally dolling out a big chunk of the Ronaldo-sale money. Ashley Young, David de Gea and Phil Jones have arrived on the back of £50 million, plus there is emergence of Tom Cleverly and the possible arrival of Wesley Sneijder from Inter to further bolster their ranks. When Sir Alex said Tottenham could compete for the title this season, he must have forgotten that his team were competing in England this season.

Then there’s Chelsea, the club that’s played the part of Luka Modrić-stalker all summer long. To be honest, they’ve not spent much on players so far this summer (Lukaku and Romelu)… most of their outbound cash was to pry away Mourinho-lite Andre Villas-Boas from Porto as their new temporary manager. Their lack of player spending has definitely been surprising, as the club’s senior citizen squad looked in the most need of reinforcements. However, I fret that they might not quite be finished for understandable reasons.

And then there’s our North London rivals, Arsenal, the club that… well, thank god at least one of our rivals is looking to be in worse shape than us. Serves them right, that scum.

I sit and watch world-class players arriving at those clubs, and I think to myself: “Those are the types of players we need.” But then I remember, the reality of it is, we can’t afford those players.

Stuck in an undersized stadium that’s unable to generate the necessary revenues to truly invest in a squad, Harry and Daniel have openly admitted that we can’t compete with the big boys when it comes to wages and transfer funds. So, now we’re having to make do with less ambitious targets.

fc twente's bryan ruiz

ruiz would be an ideal, (relatively) cheap signing for tottenham. but is there enough time to pull it off?

Blackburn sweeper/striker Chris Samba‘s name keeps coming up, though improving the back four isn’t and shouldn’t be near the top of the club’s priority list. There have been links to another central midfielder in Real Madrid’s Lassana Diarra, which would make some sense if Palacios leaves. I’d love to see Twente’s Costa Rican striker/shampoo-commercial model Bryan Ruiz get bought, but with so little time left in the window, a deal like that would be tough. Maybe a loan move for everyone’s favorite mercenary, Emmanuel Adebayor, seems the most likely, but do we really want a player that nobody else wants?

And that’s not even touching on the possibility of Modrić leaving and how that could blow everything to hell. Levy seems to have the kid in a vice grip at the moment, but who knows what Chelsea’s millions could persuade the chairmen to do.

Look, my club’s biggest adversaries have spent over a combined £185 million pounds to solidify and/or improve their places in the league. Tottenham have spent zero. Everyone knew that Spurs needed to improve if they wanted to achieve their dream of becoming one of the big boys, and yet the club has done practically nothing to this point to show any of that necessary transfer ambition.

Sure, Harry Houdini could have another late-breaking, wheeling-and-dealing transfer that he’ll pull out of his sleeve like he did with van der Vaart. Maybe he’ll deliver the striker we so desperately need at 11:59pm on August 30th. But if he’ goes that long without a signing, I’d be more willing to bet that it will be another midfielder than a striker… ‘Arry seems to love those center of the park ballers.

And if that’s the case, someone call me a doctor… I’m going to need a prescription for Xanax that will last much longer than just through the remainder of this transfer window.

delayed reaction

Sometimes you want something to happen so badly for such a long time, that when the moment finally comes where you get what you’ve desired for so long, you often don’t know how to react to the situation.

juergen klinsmann

i'm not as excited about klinsmann appointment as i always thought i would be.

It’s an odd feeling, especially when you’ve probably pictured the moment a hundred times beforehand and just knew that it would be one of the best things to experience. Instead, the anticipation built up while awaiting the moment completely exaggerates the eventual outcome. You’re left feeling confused and unsure of how to move forward.

And right now, that’s precisely how I’m feeling about the end of the Bob Bradley Era for the U.S. Men’s National Team.

I’ve been an ardent critic of The Robot since the very beginning of this blog, so I’m not going to waste my team rehashing all of the reasons I’ve been calling for his head all this time. Been there, done that. I don’t want to continue to cry about what Bob has or hasn’t done; it’s all in the past now.

But with the national team having not really progressed in the five years since Bob took over from Bruce Arena*, whoever would eventually land in the hot seat next surely would face a number of issues with getting the program back on track to becoming one of the world’s elite soccer nations.

* – Many will probably want to dispute this claim with arguments like “Bob beat Spain!” and “He made it to the final of the Confederations Cup!”. They have a point to an extent, as neither of those things had been achieved by previous managers. But the truth lies in the numbers. When Bobbo took over in December 2006, the USMNT was ranked #31 in the FIFA rankings. They’re ranking when he was fired: #30. Flawed as the rankings are, a +1 in ranking is not progress.

And when Sunil Gulati took to the press stand on Friday and announced that long time managerial target Jürgen Klinsmann, someone I had repeatedly suggested should be awarded the post in the past, would be taking over the reigns… that same feeling persisted.

I finally got who I wanted, but why don’t I feel like running out int the streets to wave my American flag and dish out a bounty of high fives to my neighbors? Well, aside from the fact that none of my neighbors probably know who Bradley or Klinsmann are… I just don’t feel all that excited about his appointment now.

Klinsmann, of course, has been the USSF’s primary managerial target since the Arena era, and its common knowledge that he would have been given the job instead of Bob if the Gulati had been willing to give the German great the freedom he desired to completely control the men’s national program from the ground up… from personally choosing the youth team managers to actually coaching the Olympic team, all on top of his responsibility with the full men’s squad.

Sunil and the USSF balked at giving up so much control, so Bob landed the job as plan “B”, this despite Klinsmann being the ideal candidate for the position.

juergen klinsmann at tottenham

jürgen's playing resume is unquestionable. his managerial CV? not quite the same.

As a former FIFA World Player of the Year, his experience on the pitch meant that the players will respect him. A prolific striker for Germany and a host of top European clubs (including Tottenham… which was the main reason I started to like the club in the first place), he could be a fountain of knowledge for the young and developing American strike force.

At the time, he was fresh on the heels of a surprising and inspiring run with Germany to the 2006 World Cup semifinals, where he revolutionized the way Die Mannschaft utilized fitness, data and a renewed focus on developing youth to prepare and mange their team.

Not only that, but Klinsmann is also the most Americanized of any qualified international candidates. After all, he is married to former American model Debbie Chin and has lived in California for well over a decade. Due to his Americanization, he’s also become very familiar with the soccer culture and set up, and has been a consultant for the USSF for some time.

So after the USMNT were unceremoniously dumped from the World Cup by Ghana last year, general consensus and results alike seemed to convince the remaining holdouts that Bradley deserved the axe and Jürgen’s should finally get the nod. But, just as with the first set of negotiations, the US dropped the ball and decided to stick with plan “B”.

Unsurprisingly, Bob and his team had a crap Gold Cup as well as decidedly poor showings in the friendlies in 2011. The “Golden Generation” of American players — Beasley, Bocanegra, Cherundolo, Dempsey, Donovan, Onyewu — are now at their peaks or beginning to show their age. Yet there’s no concrete or discernible “next generation” to carry the program into the future.

To me at least, the USMNT appears to be in decline. Gulati must have felt the same way, thus explaining why he finally pulled the trigger on giving Klinsmann the keys to the car, the garage and the house. It’s what I and just about everyone else wanted forever, and yet I’m feeling some apprehensions now.

In the time since Klinsmann was first identified as the primary managerial target for the national team, his coaching and managerial credentials have taken repeated hits.

joachim low and juergen klinsmann

though successful at the german helm, löw (left) was likely more responsible for germany's resurgence than klinsmann.

Despite his inspirational run on home soil during the 2006 World Cup, after stepping down from the German national team it became increasingly clear that much of the team’s leaps forward had been due to Klinsmann’s assistant coach (and now head coach) Joachim Löw. Though Klinsmann was charismatic and influential with regards to fitness and statistical analysis, DFB insiders all seemed aware that Löw was the tactical genius behind the team’s new offensive mindset.

However, Klinsmann performance and popularity was still enough for him to be named as manager at a struggling Bayern Munich side in 2008. Though just his first club coaching position, the European giants allowed him some degrees of free reign at the club. Yet despite a respectable 25-9-9 record at the helm, his contract was terminated when the German power neglected to win the Bundesliga trophy and crashed out at the semifinals of the Champions League.  Differences in philosophy between the board and the coach also seemed to be prevalent. Perhaps a bit harsh, but at Bayern, expectations are nothing short of uncompromising.

Despite this setback, Jürgen’s name continued to be linked with a number of managerial posts around the game. Moves to Los Angeles Galaxy (who instead chose Ruud Gullit), Tottenham Hotspur (who stupidly chose Juande Ramos instead) and most consistently Liverpool (who probably made the right choice in reappointing Kenny Dalglish) all fell through. You’d be silly not to wonder why.

And the last dent in Klinsmann armor came during an ill-fated role to revamp Toronto FC. Appointed as an “advisor” to the club on moves such as transfers and development, his impact has been minimal. Since taking the post in November 2010, Toronto have been leashed to the bottom of the table, lower than they had been prior to his appointment.

So as each subsequent “failure” in Klinsmann resume came to light, I became less enthusiastic about his eventual appointment. I began to question is merits.

Does he really have the know how to turn the national team around without Löw to lean on? We’re already one of the most fit national sides on the planet, and I think tactics and technical ability is where the USMNT needs to develop the most. He’ll need to find himself another tactician to work on his staff if he wants to have any success.

Does he really know the American soccer landscape as well as we all hope and think? If so, you would have to think that his effect at Toronto FC wouldn’t have been negative.

Is he really the right man for the job? If so many teams had passed over the Klinsmann before, maybe there was something they all saw that we haven’t.

I don’t know the answer to any of those questions, and I feel like I’m disrespecting the guy for judging him before he’s had a chance to do a damn thing. I obviously want him to succeed in the job. And to be honest, there really aren’t any better options for the hot seat (maybe, and I stress maybe, Seattle’s Sigi Schmid).

There’s no doubting that he faces an uphill task in turning this team around. That’s not to mention that Klinsmann is doing so with far greater expectations than were ever heaped upon Bradley.

All I really know is that if Sunil, the USSF and the rest of the American soccer heads had completed the move to appointment Klinsmann back in 2005 instead of Bob, I wouldn’t have as many doubts as I do now. Maybe he would have failed like Bob did, maybe we would be a power. No one knows.

Delaying his appointment by five years has done nothing but make me question the only real option we had in the first place.

trouble in the city

manchester city's carlos tevez and roberto mancini

an unsettled tevez is the largest of mancini's problems with the city strike corps.

As we broach the halfway point of the summer signing period, it’s fair to say that the transfer docket has been a busy one already. Big money moves by the traditional powers across Europe have been popping  up on the news radar since the days immediately following the close of last season:

Let’s not forget the rumor mill either, as headlines linking power sides like Barcelona (who have all but signed the dynamic Alexis Sánchez), Chelsea (links to just about everyone), and Juventus (failing miserably so far, but still in for Kun Agüero) to star names the world over. So expecting further transfer excitement this summer is a given.

Of course, there’s one other big player in the transfer market that I haven’t mentioned thus far… everyone’s favorite oil-rich side, Manchester City. City have been, predictably, linked to every player on the planet just as they have for since Sheikh Mansour’s takeover two seasons ago. (I’m convinced that they throw their hat into every transfer discussion, even if they’re not actually interested, simply to drive up the price for their rivals).

And for those concerned that the world will continue to be flipped upside down with mega bids left and right, the Citizens picked up right where they left off in January. Already completed are the signings of Arsenal’s Gaël Clichy and Partizan’s Stefan Savić, both of whom will bolster City’s wide defensive options. Neither of those acquisitions is that surprising when you consider the style of play adopted by manager Roberto Mancini, who always seems more than content to pack it in and hold out for draws.

At the attacking end of the pitch, on the surface it also appears that they’re getting even stronger without spending an (additional) dime. Disregarding the existing strikers on staff, the sky blues will also the return of several class strikers to City of Manchester Stadium Etihad Stadium this summer from various loans. Craig Bellamy returns from the wilds of the Championship, and Adebayor returns from a decent spell at Real Madrid.

craig bellamy and roberto mancini of manchester city

something tells me that bellamy is putting on a fake smile here.

It would be foolish to think that there won’t be other signings (including what could be a retarded move for Arsenal’s Samir Nasri, who is essentially the same type of player as David Silva), so you could forgive someone for thinking that they might just be unbeatable next year.

So while all of that makes Citeh look like certain trophy challengers, I can’t shake the nagging feeling that the team’s current offensive circumstances might be a sign that their master plan to become a world power might not be going to plan.

Bellamy hates Mancini
Since it’s been a while since the Welshman has made any relevant headlines, it might be worth me hashing out a quick refresher on the Craig Bellamy-Manchester City story. Let’s just say, it could best be described as “rough”:

  • January 2009: City sign Bellamy from West Ham, their first “big” offensive signing of the Oil Era, for a reported £14 million. Craig leaves the Hammers among rumors that he was forcing his way out of the squad.
  • December 2009: Bellamy threatens to leave the Citizens over the firing of manager Mark Hughes, and is subsequently dropped by new manager Roberto Mancini.
  • August 2010: Fearing that he might not make the Mancini’s 25-man EPL roster after the arrivals of Carlos Tévez, Jô (back from his Everton loan), Roque Santa Cruz and eventually Mario Balotelli, Bellamy mulls retirement and expresses frustration with Mancini’s lack of faith in him. He eventually leaves on loan to Championship side Cardiff City, his hometown club.
  • June 2011: Hoping to make his loan to Cardiff permanent, Craig asks that City let him leave on a free transfer. The sky blue’s respond by slapping a £4m price tag on him… very unaffordable for such a small club.
The Welshman recently stated that he fully expects City to let him rot in the reserves this year unless a club meets their valuation of him, and that he and Mancini haven’t spoken since the week after the Italian arrived at the club. Old legs and a nasty injury record do give some weight to Mancini’s position, but a player of Bellamy’s… uh… pedigree festering on the bench would be equivalent to a cancer in the dressing room. And we already know how bad that can get.

Džeko could be impotent.
It’s still too early to call the Bosnian a bust, but I think the Bosnian is a bust. Six goals in 21 appearances for the Citizens is under-performing when you cost 27 million and reportedly asked for 175k per week in wages, unless you’re Chelsea and think that’s a great return compared to their baby-faced flop.

City will undoubtedly really want Džeko to make a u-turn this season, and a return to the form he showed at Wolfsburg (85 goals in 135 matches) would be a gigantic boost for next season’s prospects. It’s a steep hill to climb back to that level though, and if his confidence in front of goal carries over from last season, it could be a very difficult hill to climb.

If Džeko does want to reach his lofty purchase price, someone needs to make sure he doesn’t ask this guy for advice.

emmanuel adebayor at manchester city

will adebayor be able to secure a permanent deal at real madrid to escape his city hell?

Adebayor hates City.
You have to give to Ade: the guy has the uncanny ability to always stumble up. Regardless of where he plies his trade, the Togolese striker has starts the stint wonderfully, ends it woefully, but still manages to turn his next gig into a better one (see his goals to games ratio during his career).

Manchester City quickly looked to loan off the big man after his production started to fall off, and newer shinier strikers began arriving on the regular. And when he predictably put in a decent showing while on loan at Real Madrid, you just knew that Adebayor would try to trip into a permanent deal at the most historically successful club of all time.

Unable to secure a deal before the close of last season, Emmanuel headed back to Manchester for preseason. But Roberto Mancini long ago deemed the striker surplus to requirements, and left him off the club’s preseason travel roster. Naturally, this angered Ade. Seeing that the player and club’s relationship over the last year could best be described as tepid, I can’t imagine that now he would be even close to the type of player you would want mingling amongst your squad.

Balotelli is certifiably crazy.
I don’t care if he is giving away money and providing youngsters with (shoddy) advice; I’m not going to be fooled. There’s not really any need for me to elaborate, but if you really want to hear my thoughts on the Italian wild child… let me just leave this here.

Let’s just say putting all of your chips in the crazy kid’s corner on the goal scoring front might not be the wisest decision.

Tévez needs to leave.
For the longest time now, I’ve thought Carlos Tévez has just been a whiny bitch. He complains about life in England and how he’s not found anything to do there in five years, but he’s not even bothered to learn English. Tévez has long said that he’s been considering retirement, despite having his peak years ahead of him and lot’s more earning power. He came off as mercenary punk during his exit from Manchester United, and then rubbed his previous supporters’ faces in the mud by openly mocking them after joining their biggest rivals. And for the better part of 6 months, he’s been trying to squeeze his way out of City.

But if you were to ask me whether all of the drama that comes with employing Tévez would be worth having him on my team, I would overwhelmingly tell you “yes.” There’s no arguing that the mercurial Argentine is one of the most productive strikers in the game, bagging 86 goals in 180 matches for the two Manchester clubs. He has an engine that never stops, an asset that can’t be overvalued as he does it on both sides of the ball. Simply put, his on pitch efforts outweigh all of that, and I suspect that’s why clubs puts up with him.

What I didn’t realize though, was there was another driving factor in Carlos’ hope to leave the Citizens. While it’s clear that striker is at least a little unsettled, it’s really his wife who has had it with life in England. She’s already threatened to leave her fabulously rich husband because it’s so horrible in the British Isles. I mean, her husband’s band doesn’t even have a charted pop hit in England! How is this possible?!?! And while the two temporarily patched things up, she’s already moved back to Argentina, and me thinks she’s threatened to leave him permanently if he doesn’t follow her home. You can’t blame a guy for wanting to do what it takes to keep his family together.

Whether or not Corinthians or Boca Juniors, the only clubs that Tévez says he’d go back to South America for, have the ability to shell out the funds necessary to pry one of the elite strikers on the planet away from City remains to be seen. I suspect that if Carlos does go back to one of those clubs, it will only be if his “agent” Kia Joorbachian ponies up some of the fee himself and resumes his 3rd party ownership role (which is fairly prevalent in the Argentine and Brazilian spheres).

A lot needs to happen for Tévez to be reunited with his family anytime soon, and sadly for him, he may have to retire to make it happen.

The others are unproven or not good.
I’m not going to waste my breath talking about Jô, who is miraculously getting some looks from some Russian Premier League sides, as he clearly can’t cut it in England. Roque Santa Cruz was washed up when City signed him, and he’ll be lucky to trick Blackburn into taking him back again. Alex Nimely, a 20-year-old Liberian striker who’s been at the club since 2008, hasn’t sniffed the pitch during a first team match yet.

Needless to say, if two of Tévez, Adebayor and Bellamy leave, the Citizens definitely need to bolster their attacking ranks.

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Look, I’m not trying to write Manchester City off this season. Their pockets are too deep, their playing staff too talented, and they did well enough last season with similar problems to qualify for the Champions League. To discount them, even with their strike force’s plethora of problems, would be nothing short of foolish. But if I were a City supporter (and due to their badass line with Umbro, I sometimes wish I was), I would be extremely worried about those problems.

If you’re trying to chase glory with three unsettled and unhappy strikers looking to move away, an overpriced dud, and a player who belongs in a straight jacket, even with all the talent in the rest of the squad… well, don’t expect to make it any higher than you’ve already made it.

ten words or less #30

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas

i wonder if abramovich will give mourinho-light enough time to stamp his influence on the blues.

I took a small break last week from the blog as I was having trouble balancing work, soccer, the 4th of July weekend and my 29th birthday along with my writing responsibilities. I really screwed the pooch in the lead up to that, blowing the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make my 29th TWOL post on the 29th of June on my 29th birthday…. further proof that I’m really just flying by the seat of my pants with this site.

Increasingly important to remember in today’s media-driven world. – therunofplay.com

This is the shit. – thebeautifulgear.com

I found this on a college team’s website. College. - spaldingathletics.com

The funny thing is, we’ll need this. - hasandrevillasboasbeensackedyet.com

Remember when the game was this awesome? - kckrs.com

God banishes lesbians from Nigerian national team. – thespoiler.co.uk

Nike gifts golden R9 Mercurials to o Fenômeno. - facebook.com/nikefootball

A yearly Anfield ritual… rinse and repeat. – surrealfootball.com

just around the corner

the blue and red halves of liverpool are much closer than you would think.

So as an avid reader of reddit.com, I often feel like I’m trying to avoid lifting entire discussions in the soccer sub-reddit and turning them into posts in this space. There’s no doubt that I’m guilty of using links from the site for my round-ups and ten words or less posts, but that’s the beauty of that user community… it’s like having an extra 18,000 pairs of eyes to scan the interwebz for interesting footy stories to share with you. I’m not afraid to say that the site is a great source of inspiration for me, as it’s varied user base never fails to unearth a variety of experiences and viewpoints.

Anyway, an extremely interesting discussion arose a few weeks ago on reddit concerning the proximity of Liverpool’s Anfield Road Stadium to Everton’s Goodison Park. Just in case you didn’t know it, the two Merseyside clubs are less than a 20 minute walk from one another.

Rival parks a mere walk away from one another… seems like a recipe for disaster, but somehow they manage (lessons learned from the past of course). But it would be foolish to think that Liverpool is the only city in the world where rival stadiums are just around the corner from one another.

As the redditors in on the discussion clearly demonstrated, there are numerous locales around the world that are more than a little close for comfort. Today, we’ll delve into the examples discussed and a few others that I managed to unearth. Much like my previous post on isolated football pitches around the world, this list is not definitive. Even with all-seeing eye of reddit, and my own investigative efforts, there’s bound to be a few neighborly grounds that were skipped over. Feel free to let me know in the comments.

Dundee's Dens Park and Tannadice Park

wait, which stadium are we playing at today?

Dundee FC & Dundee United – Dundee, Scotland (103 meters)
Behold: the closest rival football grounds in Great Britain. The two Scottish sides are literally just a stones throw away from one another, and are predictably fierce rivals. However, the rivalry has been limited in recent years as Dundee FC have been recently embroiled in financial chaos, receiving a 25 point deduction and subsequent relegation to the Scottish First Division. This however, does make it a little easier to stagger matches at each stadium to limit clashes between the fans. Sadly, there have been discussions of replacing Dundee FC’s Dens Park and Dundee United’s Tannadice Park with a larger, joint use stadium.

Al-Merreikh Stadium, The Red Castle

al-merreikh's colorful "red castle stadium" is only a 5 minute walk from the rival al-hilal stadium.

Al-Hilal & Al-Merreikh SC – Omdurman, Sudan (510 meters)
Though hardly the most famous of clubs in world football, the rivalry between the two most successful clubs in the Sudanese Premier League is intensified by the close proximity of their stadiums. Having won a combined 43 titles between them (and there have only been 45 SPL seasons) and a city population of 2.4 million, it’s easy to see why the Omdurman Derby is considered one of the most intense in East Africa. Al-Merrikh‘s “Red Castle” stadium is home to the Sudan national team, and seats a tidy 45,000. However, Al-Hilal’s stadium isn’t a shack either, with a capacity of 35,000.

the doble visera and el cilindro: racing and independiente like to keep their enemies close.

Independiente & Racing Club  - Avellaneda, Argentina (240 meters)
Argentinian football is well known for it’s rabid fan rivalries, and the neighborly love between Racing and Independiente is likely in short supply. More than just a neighborhood rivalry, the Avellaneda Derby is the second biggest in Argentina behind the River Plate/Boca Juniors’ Superclásico. A 2006 edition of the derby saw the fan violence escalate at Independiente’s Estadio Libertadores de América (a.k.a. the “Doble Visera”) to the point where the Argentine federation decided to crackdown by banning away fans at every single game in the top four divisions. The bad blood isn’t a recent trend though either nor is it one restricted to the fans, as a 1961 meeting at Racing’s Estadio Juan Domingo Perón saw 8 players sent off after three separate fights erupted between them.

partizan and red star belgrade stadiums

partizan and red star don't look to be close neighbors for much longer.

FK Partizan & Red Star  - Belgrade, Serbia (509 meters)
Easily the most recognizable and successful clubs in Serbia, it’s sometimes shocking to see how closely domestic giants will put their stadiums next to one another. Though Red Star have had the greater European success, Partizan’s Stadion has seen the greater success of late having hosted a number of high profile Champions League matches in recent years. However, such success will likely spell the end of the teams’ close quarters, as Partizan now have the financial clout to push for a move to a new sight farther away from Red Star’s Stadion FK Crvena Zvezda.

Nottingham Forest and Notts County across the River Trent

The Nottingham Derby would be a bigger rivalry if they played in the same league still.

Notts County & Nottingham Forest – Notingham, England (300 meters)
All that stands between these rivals — aside from differing levels of the English Football pyramid — is the River Trent. While Notts County are the oldest professional footbal club in the world, their Meadow Lane (built in 1910) isn’t even the oldest stadium in the city. Instead, Nottingham Forest’s City Ground was up before elder rivals ground by 12 years. Unsurprisingly though, both grounds opened by hosting their cross-river rivals for their ceremonial first matches.

i want to be like you

There’s a saying that goes something along the lines of, “the best form of flattery is immitation.”

liverpool's adidas third kit for the 2010/2011 season

exhibit a: liverpool's third kit looks strangely familiar.

It’s always seemed to me that the undertone of the phrase implies that someone is angry at having been copied by a lesser person. “How dare they jock my style!” seems to be the general feeling being broadcast by the copied party.

But really, it’s a good point to get across to the offended. You know you’re doing something well when other people are trying to be like you. There’s no doubt that those enviably looking on at your successes will inevitably try to replicate some of the steps you took to get to this point. So effectively, their copycat behavior is ultimately a testament to your awesomeness.

In certain circumstances, it’s possible that even those you once strove to be like are now striving to be more like you. If that’s the case, then you are really sitting pretty…. so Manchester City, take your well-earned bow.

Examine Exhibit A, up and to the left: the recently leaked 2011/2012 third kit for Liverpool by Adidas.

As is commonly known, Liverpool have long been the most successful club in English football. With 19 league titles, 7 FA Cups, and 5 European Cups, the Mereyside club have been the side that everyone (and I mean everyone, right Sir Alex?) in England wanted to be.

Also widely known is Liverpool’s recent fall from grace. It’s been two years since the Anfield outfit have finished inside the top four, and this upcoming season will be their first without European football since the 1999/2000 season. Whether this dip in results is due to the increased competitive abilities of the rest of the league or due to a decline in the club (it’s likely a bit of both), the fact of the matter is that Liverpool are now the ones staring enviously up the table.

And what better way to get back to the top than to emulate those who are currently at the top, right?! And who better to emulate than world-conquering Manchester City?

manchester city's 2007/2008 away kit by le coq sportif

perhaps liverpool think they can repeat city's meteoric rise if they start dressing like them.

So how are liverpool copying the citizens? Take a look at the kit to the right.

You see what i mean?

Sure, City’s 2007/2008 away kit by Le Coq Sportif isn’t exactly the same as the Liverpool’s new third option, but they are remarkably similar. The shorts and socks to be worn with both kits are white. the light blue and black striped shoulder sash persists in both, though in slightly different weights and locations.

I mean, could the Adidas designers really not have noticed the similarities? Aren’t they paid to check on these things?! They had to, which leads me to believe that maybe they did notice it and were actually trying to summon City’s mojo through the finest form of flattery.

However, if that is the case, then there are two huge problems with this.

  1. Maybe picking this Mancunian kit to imitate wasn’t the smartest of ideas. The season that City wore them, they finished 9th. Hopefully Dalglish and company are prepared for the consequences of wearing this imitation.
  2. When are they even going to wear this thing? Liverpool don’t even really need a third kit this season. None of next season’s Premiership clubs have black home kits, which means that Liverpool’s sharp looking away kit will work just fine. (If you’re wondering about Newcastle’s more-black-than-usual striped kit, Liverpool would wear their traditional reds anyway). Secondly, for most squads, a third kit is needed for European travels. But as i mentioned above, that’s not even an issue for them this year.
So, if Liveprool really want to channel the success that City has seen over the last two years, maybe going with a plain light blue kit would have been a better homage. It doesn’t really matter though, as this kit will probably only see the pitch during preseason.
But regardless of the reason Liverpool chose this particular kit design, it’s fairly simple to determine the real reason it even exists in the first place: so they can sell it to you to make money… wait, wait a second… maybe they are trying to be like Citeh after all.

ten words or less #27

pique and puyol playing dirty at the arsenal training ground.

professional dicks. can you guys give it a rest already?

i’m breaking own rules on today’s TWOL… i’m posting something other than a single picture, a short introduction, and a 8 links in less than 80 words. the horrors, right?

yup, that’s a video at the bottom. but it’s pretty outstanding, so you’ll have to pardon my lack of consistency.

why you don’t hire maradona as your manager. – surrealfootball.com

asia: wtf. – bbc.co.uk

on the debate rages… – washingtonpost.com

another game to be featured at my future soccer bar. – thebeautifulgear.com

a look back at the 2009 final for united-barcelona. – zonalmarking.net

i want to watch this before every single match. – lfc.tv

to the gallows with the man who doesn’t love stats! – inbedwithmaradona.com

so good, i had to post the video below. – vimeo.com

wrong side XI: center back (libero)

this is part V in the “wrong side XI” series, where i’ll be selecting my very own starting eleven, assuming of course that i could choose any player from any team in the world. you can read the rules i’ll be following to make my team selection, and what formation i’ll be squeezing them into, on the first post in the series.

david luiz, per mertesacker, thiago silva, daniel agger and thomas vermaelen

the libero: the defenders who can't quite give up their aspirations to be offensive stars.

Once upon a time, in between stints of playing in my favored left back spot, I often took up residence as a centerback. I was never particularly fond of it, much because playing the position made me feel like i had a leash around my neck that was tied to the penalty box. But as often as possible, I would break my invisible chain and make forays into the attack. Much to the chagrin of my coach, of course.

And though I didn’t know it at the time, the style with which I played the position actually had a name: libero. When I first learned that factoid, the defensive volleyball position of the same name came to mind. And for those familiar with both sports, it’s a perfect description for this type of player: a player who defense starts the offense. However, let’s also keep in mind what I wrote in the first post about this position:

“the more offensive oriented back will be free to occasionally make a run into the attack”

Generally though, these occasional flights into the offensive half should coincide with the launch of counter attacks. That’s not to say that the libero can’t join in an offensive passing movement from time to time, but his primary concern regardless of how the attack is flowing is to make sure if he goes forward that someone is stepping in to plug his hole (quit laughing).

Defensively, the role of the libero and the normal center back is practically indistinguishable. Organize the defense, keep an eye on the striker(s) and prevent the other team from scoring. Simple as pie, right?

Surprisingly, what I came to find when it was time to decide who would be considered for my libero spot, is that there really aren’t that many players that are solely classified as liberos. Everyone is just classified as center backs, center halves, or sweepers. Ultimately, that means that I have the freedom to go out and choose whomever I want, because no one is really classified as one.

So who did I classify as a libero? Read on my friends…

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