ten words or less #71

Champions League Tifo at Borussia Dortmund

believe it or not, the reason dortmund fans put up this awesome tifo was to use the dude’s giant binoculars to see when my last TWOL post was.

It’s been weeks since I put out my last Ten Words or Less, which I suppose is a good thing for you readers considering that means I’ve been dropping original content for you instead of shoveling you content from other sources. But that doesn’t change the fact that I feel like I’m neglecting the long-running links post. Or the fact that some of the links I had originally collected for this have since become irrelevant.

So now that you’re done buying a shirt from the brand new WSOTP Shop, I figured I’d get things back to normal with a freshly updated edition. And if you’re looking for original content, I’ll probably have something else for you before the weekend. In the mean time, enjoy some of my favorite links from around the world of football from the last week or so.

Terrible April Fools joke, but a great idea for real. – qatarliving

A refreshing dose of clarity from Spurs’ wordsmith, Spooky. – dearmrlevy.co.uk

Sexiest Puma shirt they’ve put out in quite a while. – football-shirts.co.uk

The first supporters to ever fly to an away match. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Abou Diaby: the man-made of glass. – talksport.co.uk

Chelsea’s creepy blue man group kit launch. – youtube.com

A very well executed dead horse beating. – regista-blog.com

Those poor globe-trotting scouts have it awful. – guardian.co.uk

One designer’s line inspired by retro soccer design. – hypebeast.com

So, bicycle soccer actually exists. – kckrs.com

About these ads

pic of the week 3/18-3/24

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David Beckham and his underwear

Yo dawg… I heard you like David Beckham’s new underwear, so we put Beckham in with a bunch of Beckham’s underwear so you can help him earn more money while giving him your money.

Sorry, I had to.

Though I was tempted to use a picture from Friday’s epic battle in the snow in Denver, I’ve already devoted an entire gallery post on the US Mens National Team’s now-protested victory over Costa Rica. No need for overkill there. So instead we get a shot of Golden Balls at an unveiling of his new H&M underwear line in Berlin. He even signed underwear at the event, so his fans could have even more David Beckham in their David Beckham underwear. Xzibit, no doubt, approves. How this guy has time to promote his underpants in Germany, slip and fall on his ass while in China as their “Global Football Ambassador” and play for PSG — all in one week — is a bit beyond me.

ten words or less #66

Tottenham's Clint Dempsey celebrates scoring against Manchester United

deuce earned his stripes against united once again.

From this American fan’s perspective, the long holiday weekend that’s just passed us by was quite a good one.

Saturday’s fixtures were chock full of goals, averaging just over three and half per match. Then on  #EpicSunday2 (© Fox Soccer Channel) with an entertaining Gunners loss to Chelsea and a gutsy, come-from-behind draw for Spurs against Manchester United. And with a whole additional day to recover after spending Sunday at the pub watching it all go down — not to mention being able to squeeze in a few hours of skiing on Saturday night — I would be hard pressed to design a better weekend for myself.

So with some bigger things around the corner still needing some attention and final polish, this seems like the perfect time to share some of my favorite links from the last week.

The European Transfer Market: Visualized. - transferwindow.info

Greeting fans through your car sunroof isn’t the best idea. – theoriginalwinger.com

Il Fenomeno finally get’s his move to England. – guardian.co.uk

Well look who’s decided he wants to play this year. – lagalaxy.com

Footballer lowered into a well to save a little girl. – dailymail.co.uk

Ferguson has bigger issues than Zeki Fryers move to Spurs. – espnfc.com

Like Rapinoe, I wish more USWNT players would move abroad.
- prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com

Ronaldinho get’s his own, footie-themed Bollywood Space Jam. – indiaglitz.com

If MLB ran soccer teams… their kits could be AWESOME. – kckrs.com

Adu now looking for his 9th club in 9 years. – soccerbyives.com

football as a billboard… for politics?

Kit sponsors — at least for as long as I can remember — have always been the subject of much debate within the beautiful game. Is shirt advertising a distraction, or is it beneficial? Will it sully the beauty of the match by effectively turning your favorite players into running billboards on the pitch? What is an inappropriate sponsor and what isn’t?

Romney-sponsored FC New York

a romney sponsorship will net you publicity, if nothing else.

And thanks to an ambitious sponsorship move Stateside, the debate over the merit of displaying another company’s logo on a jersey has been opened once again.

While MLS’ franchise FC Dallas announcing their first major shirt sponsor partnership with nutritional supplement maker AdvoCare might have been the bigger news, the one that should have been making headlines involved the significantly smaller side, FC New York. A member of the fourth-tier National Premier Soccer League – and perhaps the owner of the worst sports franchise website of all time — FC New York recently announced that their newest shirt sponsor would feature the campaign logo and slogan for current Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Barring any of the obvious jokes about the ironic nature of a conservative American political candidate having his name emblazoned across the front of a jersey of a team that plays a sport that many Americans consider to be a flag-bearer for socialism, it did seem like a pretty unique move by a member of his supporter base. Note, however that I didn’t say that the Romney campaign purchased the advertising. Instead, it was purchased by anonymous, “unconnected” member of Romney’s wealthy political sympathizers, who had this to say in a statement released by the club:

I love futbol, I love America, I am a proud Latino-American who believes Mitt Romney needs to be our next president.

So even if Mitt didn’t write the sponsorship check himself, you still have to admire the ingenuity in the move in some respects. With television commercials, political rallies, billboards, signs and bumper stickers all starting to feel a little stale, this was a great example of thinking outside the box. Whether it ends up of being of great benefit to Romney’s cause remains to be seen, but it’s still is an interesting way to get the former governor’s name out there.

But thanks to large swaths of the American soccer fan base having liberal leanings, the announcement was quick to receive backlash. Forums and social media sites were up in arms, ready to storm the pitch with pitchforks and torches over the sponsorship. Would they have raised such a storm if an Obama-backing SuperPac had sponsored FCNY? I don’t know that answer, but let’s just say I wouldn’t bet the farm on it.

Regardless of which side you support, there’s nothing new about such controversy. We’ve heard this song and dance before, as it’s just another dispute over the moral dilemma of sponsors in the first place.

Eintracht Braunschweig Jagermeister Sponsor

you can credit eintracht braunschweig for dropping the original jäger-bomb.

Even from it’s very beginnings, the idea of slapping a sponsor’s name on a club’s shirt was a controversial one. The first ever shirt sponsor was on the shirt of German side Eintracht Braunschweig in 1973, when they sported the logo of liqueur giant Jägermeister on their chests. Despite shirt sponsorships being outlawed outright at the time,  BTSV were able to circumvent the rules by — get this — temporarily changing their club crest to a version of the Jäger emblem. Now that’s what I call dedication to the dollar.

Kettering Town, the first English side to adopt a sponsor, faced a similar backlash in January of 1976. After brokering a deal with local company Kettering Tyres, the company name appeared on the players’ shirts in a match against Bath City on January 24th. When the FA caught wind of this four days later, they promptly ordered it removed. Not about to give up on the extra income, club chairman/manager/center forward Derek Dougan removed only the final letters, changing the wording on the shirts to “Kettering T”, as if it was to represent the club name. Seeing right through the ploy, the FA countered with a threat of a £1,000 fine, and Dougan succumbed to their pressure. However, he remained undeterred and — having gotten further backing from Bolton and Derby County — successfully convinced the FA to allow shirt sponsors in June 1977. Coincidentally, Dougan and Kettering were unable to secure a sponsor for that season. C’est la vie.

Similar opposition claims that corporate logos don’t belong on an athletic team’s jerseys resonates particularly well here in the States, thanks to our traditional sporting culture frowning upon tainting the “sacred” empty spaces found on our baseball, basketball and football uniforms with ads. Which does seem highly ironic, considering the American sports fan is willing to unnecessarily stop the action repeatedly throughout a match for “TV timeouts” (see: advertising timeouts) to protect the sanctity of the uniform.

But what about political entities: do they have a history of sponsoring football sides?

politics and football

there’s already too much political influence in the beautiful game.

Surprisingly (to me at least), there have actually been very few cases of government or political logos ever ending up on a professional side’s kits. And even then, they’re pretty weak examples or rather roundabout. In fact, the only true examples of a campaigning politician plastering their logos on the uniforms of a sports team come from NASCAR… hardly shocking considering the racing circuit is the undisputed king of over saturated sports advertising.

So with football so popular, especially amongst the legions of impressionable lower classes, why haven’t we seen hopeful politicians using the shirts of various football sides to promote their message? It’s rather simple actually: they’re not really allowed.

For example, many national associations have explicitly banned political sponsorships on their own. Section A, Article 4 of The FA Kit and Advertising Regulations prohibits kit sponsors of a political nature in England. Ditto in the US thanks provisions under Law 4: The Players’ Equipment in USSF legislation. And as you might expect, similar regulations can be found in a plethora of other national associations’ bylaws too. But even more definitively, FIFA weighed in with a comparable ruling of their own in the official Equipment Regulations:

VII.54.1 For all matches, all forms of advertising for sponsors, manufacturers… or any third parties, of political, religious or personal statements and/or other announcements, are strictly prohibited on all playing equipment…

Well, that seems pretty straight forward if you ask me. And luckily, I wasn’t the only one who thought this was a pretty black and white matter. The referee for their next match was quick to advise FCNY that they were in violation of FIFA regulations, and if they took the pitch in their Romney-flavored kits, they would have to forfeit the match. And when the NPSL chairman Andy Zorovich caught wind of the plans, he echoed the world’s governing body with a resounding “[they're] not [wearing them] in an NPSL game”. And since the team are also in hot water with the league over mistreatment of opposing sides, not following league policies, and using deceptive advertising, the potential threat of having their charter pulled over the Romney-sponsorship didn’t seem worth the risk.

Look, football is already overly politically charged. Entire clubs and fan bases the world over have been brought together thanks to their political beliefs. Similarly, politics within the clubs themselves often involves mud-slinging and tomfoolery not too dissimilar from what could be seen during your average presidential campaign. We don’t need politicians — and their (and their supporters) vast sums of money — piling on top of all of that.

And while I admire the ingenuity in the move by FC New York’s mysterious anonymous donor, let’s just say that I’m more than happy to have seen the club lose out on any increased income if that means that they follow the letter of the law instead of pining for those who make them.

ten words or less #43

real madrid christmas marcelo, ramos, perez, mourinho, cassilas, higuain

even the men of real madrid thought it worth celebrating the blog's 20,000th visitor.

Despite the fact that the holidays are generally a festive time of the year, we have extra reason to celebrate on Christmas 2011: wrongsideofthepond.com crossing the 20,000 unique visitor milestone. I devoted an entire post — and even unveiled an official URL — to commemorate eclipsing the 10,000 mark, so I lament to report that I’ve only prepared you a lame-o TWOL post to celebrate this time around. I’m bad with Christmas gifts, what can I say?

I do have to admit that, after looking over that 10k post, I feel like the blog has come lightyears since. I’d like to think that my content has improved, as well as my writing… though I’ll allow you readers to have the final say on that. If nothing else, it’s been pretty cool to see how fast the site’s traffic has actually grown: while it took just under two years to hit 10,000 visitors, it only took around 10 months to double that figure. And I have to thank you, my readers, for the large part you played in helping to spread the word.

So as you gather with family, friends and the like this today, regardless your traditions, just know that whatever parades and celebrations you see on TV today are being thrown to celebrate this blog reaching such “historic” heights… and not some longstanding religious tradition or anything like that. Cheers, and Happy Holidays!

‘Arry get’s busted. Very circuitously. But still busted. – unprofessionalfoul.com

SWRL: the world’s first freestyle soccer lifestyle brand… pretty sick. – swrlworld.com

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with the Belgian league? – cheeseslices.co.uk

Not exactly a normal academy, but a great idea regardless. – kckrs.com

Enrique’s progress on bringing Barcelona to Rome. – zonalmarking.net

The Blizzard… my first digital periodical download. – theblizzard.co.uk

So if I followed, Borges is the Brazilian Darren Bent? – inbedwithmaradona.com

Even if Pepe breaks your leg, he’ll make you cookies. – dirtytackle.net

ten words or less #40

a.c. milan's antonio cassano

i left a get well card for cassano at the italian embassy. i sure hope he gets it.

I spent a majority of last week in the Nation’s Capital for my real world job’s annual company meeting, and to be honest, I’m completely worn out from it still. While capping off the event by partying into the wee hours of the night at the gorgeous Italian Embassy was a blast, I have to admit that I was a bit disappointed that there wasn’t a small practice pitch on the facility grounds. Though considering the trouble that Serie A clubs have just trying to find the funds to build the desperately needed new grounds back home, perhaps it was a bit foolish of me to expect anything different in their small enclave in D.C.

Luckily, I found these links below to be of sufficient quality to fill my footy void.

Your owner cares only when you vote with your wallet. – twistedblood.co.uk

MLS latest attendance figures = Progress! – examiner.com

Bromley’s QR code haircuts: as stupid as they sound. – kickette.com

There’s no reading in football. – dirtytackle.net

My thoughts on Manchester United’s leaked 2012-2013 kits: Gag. – footballshirtculture.com
(the equally gagging away kit is here)

Qatar 2022: now featuring 100% less promised air conditioning. – soccernet.com

Retro-ish 20th anniversary Umbro Speciali’s? Yes please. – kckrs.com

This is why there are no African David Silva’s. – inbedwithmaradona.com

ten words or less #33

Aaron Biber and Tottenham's Peter Crouch

crouch visited and got his haircut by aaron biber. when biber's barbershop was trashed during the riots, the looters shockingly left the autographed crouch photo he's holding.

Welcome back, distinguished readers, and thanks for reading my latest article on wrong side of the pond. I am attempting to keep today’s posting very formal, proper, and short as this blog needs to get into in-season form for the start of this European campaign. So with that in mind, let’s skip the silliness today and get on to the sub-ten-word links below.

No word on whether he was red carded or not. – mirror.co.uk

WTF is that face, Landycakes?!?! – dirty tackle @ yahoo.com

Farewell to the best defender of his generation… after Maldini. – therunofplay.com

This took balls… brilliant work by adidas marketing. – kckrs.com

Sir Alex 1 : the Daily Mail’s Bob Cass 0 – whoateallthepies.tv
A tip of my hat to 2-time defending fantasy champion Lippadona for pointing out this link.

The new La Masia: now that’s an academy. – theoffside.com

Don’t care if everyone’s linked to it… brilliant. – arseblog.com

The Canadian MLS clubs always nail branding. – designfootball.com

ten words or less #30

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas

i wonder if abramovich will give mourinho-light enough time to stamp his influence on the blues.

I took a small break last week from the blog as I was having trouble balancing work, soccer, the 4th of July weekend and my 29th birthday along with my writing responsibilities. I really screwed the pooch in the lead up to that, blowing the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make my 29th TWOL post on the 29th of June on my 29th birthday…. further proof that I’m really just flying by the seat of my pants with this site.

Increasingly important to remember in today’s media-driven world. – therunofplay.com

This is the shit. – thebeautifulgear.com

I found this on a college team’s website. College. - spaldingathletics.com

The funny thing is, we’ll need this. - hasandrevillasboasbeensackedyet.com

Remember when the game was this awesome? - kckrs.com

God banishes lesbians from Nigerian national team. – thespoiler.co.uk

Nike gifts golden R9 Mercurials to o Fenômeno. - facebook.com/nikefootball

A yearly Anfield ritual… rinse and repeat. – surrealfootball.com

ten words or less #29

martin palermo of boca juniors

martin palermo prepares for his post-retirement gig as the superhero, "boca man".

blah blah blah, this is the introduction paragraph. i know you don’t really care what i say in this space at all. all you care about is getting to the links below. if i were to write something really important or interesting in this area, like “ke$ha is the lovechild of ryan giggs and julia roberts”, you probably wouldn’t even notice.

or would you?

getafe decided to spend their first dubai money on this!? – theoffside.com

a beginner’s guide to the transfer window. – offthepost.info

64% sure nobody from norwich has ever been to italy. – youtube.com

so, supporting tottenham means i shouldn’t trust my wife? – inbedwithmaradona.com

and now i’m a fan of the german women’s team (NSFW) – bild.de

amazed that neville doesn’t throw like a girl. – dirty tackle @ yahoo.com

lol. but seriously, enough with the 1999 talk. – theonion.com

love truly is blind: modrić got hitched this weekend. – jutarnji.ha

ten words or less #21

a.c. milan's robinho wearing adidas adizeros against bologna.

what's wrong with this picture? lots if you ask nike.

it’s the monday of a huge champions league match week, and i’m frustratingly behind on posts at the moment. in lieu of leaving my dedicated readers nothing to read, i’ve provided the following selection of interesting articles from the last week. be sure to check back again soon, as this should be a pretty busy week at wrong side of the pond.

this makes some sense, but will never happen. – wsj.com

while we don’t throw bananas, america still loves discriminating too. – unprofessionalfoul.com

robinho is either a moron or just needs better advisors. - footy-boots.com

they’ve jumped NINETY places in the fifa rankings. – guardian.co.uk

everyone loves my favorite formation. – tomwfootball.com

sometimes i wish april fools stories were real. – caughtoffside.com

sponsorships of this kind should die. – avoidingthedrop.com

cheating. immoral. rape? united circumventing transfer rules. – unitedrant.com