ten words or less #70

USA vs Costa Rica World Cup Qualifier

if this excellent promotional poster doesn’t get you amped up for tonight’s USMNT match… i don’t know what will.

It’s been a busy week here at WSOTP. This is my fourth post in less than a week, which has to be a blog record. Hopefully everyone’s been eating it up.

But as you might expect, the events that have dominated my attention over the last few days have to be crucial the upcoming pair of US men’s national team World Cup qualifiers. In the lead up for that, I’ve been busy promoting watch parties in Dayton, OH, as well as helping others to find bars/parties to watch those matches all over the country by promoting the WSOTP Soccer Pub Atlas (And be sure to peep the sidebar to check it out yourself). And of course, I’ve been obsessing over the match-ups themselves.

Anyway, if you’re anything like me, and you are impatiently waiting for tonight’s kickoff, here are some of my favorite links from around the interwebz over the last week to help keep you entertained until then.

The Free Beer Movement suddenly becomes a Middlesborough fan. – dirtytackle.net

I’m not sure how, but AVB’s brilliance is still underestimated. – thescore.com

I would get married again just to have this cake. – facebook.com

Will anyone call this third party ownership if it happens? – mirror.co.uk

Consider yourself a dedicated fan no longer. This is dedication. – guardian.co.uk

This would be so nostalgic. – phillysoccerpage.net

I might need to update my isolated pitches list. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Ole Gunnar Solskjær is so meta. - kckrs.com

Club president quits post to take the pitch… and score. - eluniverso.com
Warning: Spanish.

If you’ve got $20 to burn, why not learn to design kits. – skillshare.com

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in review: MLS jersey week

Ahhhhh. Take a second and breathe in that cool refreshing spring air. Mmmm… it smells like First Kick, doesn’t it?

MLS Jersey Week 2013

hopefully this is the start of a new yearly tradition in major league soccer.

Well if it doesn’t, it certainly should. In fact, I’d be a little surprised if you weren’t subliminally thinking about MLS right now, as the league’s marketing has been awfully hard to ignore this winter/spring. With an advertising campaign that’s been plastered all over the place — TV, print and all the various electronic outlets — the league is doing its best to not let you forget that the 2013 season is about to kick off.

My favorite promotional gimmick though has to be Jersey Week. Though the name sounds worryingly like ill-advised partnership with some Guidos from the shore, it’s actually a week-long unveiling of all the 12 new kits that will be adorned by MLS clubs this season. Though as regular readers know, I’m a sucker for gear, so it probably shouldn’t be that surprising that this would pique my interests.

Adidas and the clubs worked closely on what they wanted out of their kits this year, meaning that many fan’s calls for something different to spice up the MLS jersey scene might just be met. Said Maribeth Towers, MLS senior VP of consumer products in a league statement, “Jersey Week will celebrate the soccer jersey. Every stitch, every minor detail, every shade is designed in collaboration between the club and our partner at adidas.”

But as you might expect, some were smart-looking, “take my money already” designs, while others were… umm, questionable. Let’s take a look at each, and let me pass judgement over them like I could do better.

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ten words or less #66

Tottenham's Clint Dempsey celebrates scoring against Manchester United

deuce earned his stripes against united once again.

From this American fan’s perspective, the long holiday weekend that’s just passed us by was quite a good one.

Saturday’s fixtures were chock full of goals, averaging just over three and half per match. Then on  #EpicSunday2 (© Fox Soccer Channel) with an entertaining Gunners loss to Chelsea and a gutsy, come-from-behind draw for Spurs against Manchester United. And with a whole additional day to recover after spending Sunday at the pub watching it all go down — not to mention being able to squeeze in a few hours of skiing on Saturday night — I would be hard pressed to design a better weekend for myself.

So with some bigger things around the corner still needing some attention and final polish, this seems like the perfect time to share some of my favorite links from the last week.

The European Transfer Market: Visualized. - transferwindow.info

Greeting fans through your car sunroof isn’t the best idea. – theoriginalwinger.com

Il Fenomeno finally get’s his move to England. – guardian.co.uk

Well look who’s decided he wants to play this year. – lagalaxy.com

Footballer lowered into a well to save a little girl. – dailymail.co.uk

Ferguson has bigger issues than Zeki Fryers move to Spurs. – espnfc.com

Like Rapinoe, I wish more USWNT players would move abroad.
- prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com

Ronaldinho get’s his own, footie-themed Bollywood Space Jam. – indiaglitz.com

If MLB ran soccer teams… their kits could be AWESOME. – kckrs.com

Adu now looking for his 9th club in 9 years. – soccerbyives.com

all tomorrow’s parties

This is a short excerpt from my first featured post for the acclaimed In Bed With Maradona, an award winning collective voice of some of the world’s best football writers, bloggers, journalists, photographers and artists with more than two million readers. If football is involved, IBWM is there. To read it in it’s entirety, please click here or click the link at the end of the post.

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what came first: the supporter or the club?

It’s often said that the lifeblood of a soccer club is its supporters. Without them a club is nothing. The most easily recognized aspect of fans’ importance lies in their support of the club: motivating the players with their enthusiasm, cheering and song. They give their clubs personality and culture.

In a more basic sense, supporters enable the club to exist. They provide a revenue stream with which the club pays its players. From ticket and merchandise sales, to sponsorship dollars paid by companies hoping to capitalize on the legions of devotees already known for brand loyalty, fans are a club’s most valuable capital. Without them, they could never pay the bills.

But is this dependence two-way; can supporters exist without clubs?

When it comes to European clubs and their analogous supporters groups — many with century-long relationships — determining which came first is quite the chicken or the egg debate. Were there fans of football before the club, or were fans drawn to a side already assembled? While someone undoubtedly knows the answer to that question when it comes to Europe, I don’t.However, the great thing about being in America at this point in our country’s football evolution — where most clubs and their supporters’ histories only stretch back a little over a decade — is that we’ve been able to watch that answer unfold before us. So, in the US at least, which came first: the soccer club or the supporters groups?

Continue reading “All Tomorrow’s Parties” on IBWM. →

ten words or less #54

A long week full of friendlies culminates this weekend, and for the most part, there have been some scintillating performances not normally found in matches of such insignificance. But with the Euros and World Cup qualification tournaments just around the corner, perhaps it shouldn’t be so surprising to see so many players giving their all to ensure their inclusion in bigger matches to come.

Portland Timbers vs Cal FC

the timbers were pushed out of the cup by lowly 5th division cal fc, but they can take solace in knowing they didn’t really care about the tournament anyway.

But an even more surprising set of circumstances than competitive friendlies really caught my eye over the last week, and that was the eight shocking upset losses by MLS sides to lower-division talent in the US Open Cup. And while many of my contemporaries in the blogosphere have toiled away on their keyboards trying to draw comparisons between the upsets and The Magic™ of the FA Cup across the pond, I’m not so sure we can go that far quite yet. Sure, wins for sides like Cal FC, the Charlotte Eagles and my own backyard Dayton Dutch Lions FC are certainly significant achievements, and they provided the tournament with some much needed publicity.  But I think it has a lot more to do with MLS clubs not rating the tournament as important enough to put out their first XI… or even their second XI for that matter.

Things will be a little slow on the blog over the next week, as I’ll be traveling for my real world job for the third week running. I’m sure you’re all le sad about such news, so to help keep you entertained for the time being, enjoy some of the links below.

As American soccer’s evolved, so has its fanbase and culture.
- theshinguardian.com

Well written piece on the irony of Chelsea’s CL victory. - grantland.com

Anelka’s newest strike partner makes more money than he does. – dailymail.co.uk

A Son of Ben’s heartfelt goodbye to Danny Califf. – brotherlygame.com

I’m not on this top 50 football tweeters list… yet. - teamtalk.com

Chandler passes on a US call up for second time. – foxsoccer.com

Petr Cech’s OCD pays off. – guardian.co.uk

Football’s “Butterfly Effect”… a brilliant compilation video. – footylounge.com

Still bitching about Spurs’ knocking out of the Champions League. – dearmrlevy.com

Ever wondered how Nike recycles water bottles into new kits? – thebeautifulgear.com

ten words or less #46

 

louis saha rushed in for tottenham medical

louis saha was rushed in for a late medical to complete his move from everton to spurs.

As the dust settles after another underwhelming transfer deadline day, I’m sure all of you readers are fed up with transfer news and gossip. I am, at least. In an effort to stray away from that topic of conversation, and to give your brain a break from digesting it all, I’ve put together this TWOL that contains absolutely zero transfer news. Except for the mocking picture above. So if you’ve come here look to catch up on yesterday’s “madness”, you might want to navigate elsewhere.

Barça’s kits next year: taking Blaugrana to literal the extreme. - football-shirts.co.uk

Milan disrespecting a man to whom they owe so much. – foxsports.com

The perfect artwork for me: one part nerd, one part Spurs. – onasixpence.bigcartel.com

FIFA’s looking into allowing four subs… only in injury time. – guardian.co.uk

I want to play Norwegian Bubble Football right now. – kckrs.com

Trolling Atlético fans, Spanish press, and knock-off kit manufacturers. - reddit.com/user/coolinwithcosta

Pushing your best player out the door, Philly? Bad idea. – delcotimes.com

Don’t click this unless you have a lot of time. – si.com
courtesy of an old high school frenemy, @Ryan7Hurley

Bravo to whomever “amended” Dan Borislow’s Wikipedia profile. – kickette.com

Someone needs to make Twellman and Wynalda watch this. – youtube.com

an eye to the future

i made a decision today, and that decision is to quit being upset with USSF and sunil gulati for bringing back bob bradley.

talents like omar salgado need to be nurtured into our next national team stars.

my problems with bob as the USMNT manager are well documented, though he’s done an admirable job at the last two major tournaments. however, being the smartest retard in our group this past summer isn’t exactly something to be trumpeting either, and his true colors shown through in  the round of 16 versus ghana.

but as the saying goes, there’s no sense in crying over spilt milk (spilt beer, however, is perfectly acceptable to cry over).

so moving forward, i’m not going to bitch about bob being given another world cup cycle at the helm of our stagnant national team. i’m going to ignore the fact that we haven’t learned our lessons from this in the past (bruce arena in 2006 ring a bell?), or the fact that there were some high profile tacticians we should have hired instead (martin o’neill and jurgen klinsmann). there’s nothing i can do about it, so moving on is really the only option i’ve got.

instead, i’ll shift my thoughts to my other concern about our national team… how do we get better?

obviously, the yanks need some fresh blood in the squad and some young talent needs to be brought into the fold to develop on the international level. we’ve got  too many players in our pool right now that have probably reached their ceiling for potential or will never reach it due to one reason or another (the first name that comes to mind: jonathan spector).

while bradley does have a track record of calling in and giving players their national team bows, actually bringing along new talents and turning them into regulars is a bit of a different story. that needs to change: we’re a country of 300 million people, and among them are a number of fantastic footballers on the rise. who is going to be our first, true #10 on the pitch? who is going to be a real #9? (if jozy altidore is standing, someone try to make him sit back down).

so which players would i like to see more of this cycle? i thought you would never ask.

jermaine jones (m – schalke)
ok, so this first one i’m cheating pn a bit for several reasons. first off, jermaine has hardly ever lived in this country and wasn’t even born here. secondly, he’s been on everyone’s radar for quite a while, and would have made the world cup squad had he not been recovering from an a year long injury nightmare. either way, jones’ 3 call-ups to the german national team are reason alone to justify that the 28 year old should be a regular starter. his performance against poland for his first USMNT cap earned him universal praise (well, as “universal” of praise as an american player can actually get). however, let’s keep in mind that at his age he is not exactly a long-term solution. however, tutelage can’t be overrated either.

 

 

lichaj has been testing his mettle at aston villa for several years.

eric lichaj (d – aston villa)
in the few opportunities that i’ve had to see the youngster play for the villans, he has been fairly impressive. though, he hasn’t exactly lit the field on fire either. but that’s the point with a quality defender, right? and while earning his first cap against columbia, he he also proved that he has the ability to get into the attack a bit too. the fact that martin o’neill rated him highly enough to bring him into a squad rich with defending talent should also say something about his abilities. at this point, i would much rather have lichaj as cherundulo’s heir apparent at right back than spector.

omar salgado (f – c.d. guadalajara)
at the opposite end of the age spectrum is 16-year-old salgado,  formerly of chivas de guadalajara. the tall forward signed a contract with MLS back in july on the same day he made his debut for the u-20 national team. oh, and he scored a goal that day too. more of a diamond in the rough at the moment, omar is a player with tremendous upside.

robbie rogers (m – columbus crew)
flair. honestly, we need more of it. rogers has a bit of it stashed away in his boots. see where this is going? rogers is definitely still a work in progress, but he has also shown flashes of brilliance during the few matches he saw in the run up to south africa. i would imagine that, given time, he could develop into a prominent figure on the wing for the yanks in years to come.

justin braun (f – chivas usa)
size is something our country tends to lack in the front. we’ve got a slew of developing wide players in the team or coming through, but nobody of a larger stature to sling it in to in the air. and while braun was playing sunday league ball two years ago (does this mean there is hope for me!?!?!), his rapid development in l.a. should be further nurtured at the national team level. if we can ever convince jozy to actually work to get open as a target man, i could see a tall player like braun being the perfect end outlet on balls altidore could work out to the wings. or maybe he’ll be the next kenny cooper.

stuart holden (m – bolton wanderers)
if a guy can make me start to like bolton, then there’s gotta be something special about him. stu has been a favorite of mine since his houston dynamo days, and his inclusion in this summer’s squad was likely a move to give him more experience for this next cycle. calm and collected on the ball and also an excellent distributer, holden is a big part of bolton’s revival under owen coyle. let’s be serious here: any player holding down a starting spot in the EPL should be a shoe in for our national team. in fact, i’m making that a rule from here on out.

josé francisco torres (m – pachuca)
i’m not getting off his train yet, despite a poor single showing at the world cup this summer. i’m convinced that this is a player that needs more opportunities in a US shirt. just like rogers, torres offers a flair and creativity that is often lacking in our national side.

some other boys to consider, that i have less clearly defined thoughts about:

  • omar gonzalez (d – l.a. galaxy)
  • ale bedoya (m - örebro)
  • robbie findley (f – real salt lake)
  • gale agbossoumonde (d – miami f.c.)
  • danny mwanga (f – philadelphia union)

round-up #16

the world’s most boring transfer window ever has come and gone, and i’m still feeling a bit jilted from the entire experience. as much as i think it’s a good thing that the world of football is finally being a bit more responsible (or maybe everyone is flat broke?), i still wish there would have been a succulent transfer or two for us to all argue about. oh well, it’s not like we aren’t already hearing rumors about the summer transfer window.

as i attempt to deal with the feeling of being let down, at least there’s been plenty of other juicy news to report about. sounds like the perfect time for another round-up, doesn’t it?

are d.c. united's stadium planning troubles pushing the team towards a move to baltimore?

baltimore stadium authority approves baltimore soccer stadium study – bizjournals.com
i doubt i’m in the minority on this issue, but i’m a huge proponent of soccer-specific stadiums here in the states. i remember the days of going to the cavernous ohio stadium to watch columbus crew games, and it just not feeling right. the place was, at best, 1/3 full, and the seats were awful for watching the action on the pitch. it’s nothing concrete, but news that the city of baltimore is studying to see if their city can sustain a stadium for their USSF div 2 side crystal palace baltimore is encouraging.

two things of note here. first, i was completely unaware the the english championship side had a feeder club in the US. secondly, and perhaps even more intriguing, part of the baltimore study is to see if the city can operate a stadium big enough to lure d.c. united up the road from nation’s capital. whaaaaaaaat?!?! it’s an ingenious idea, seeing as how united play in an equally cavernous RFK stadium and can’t seem to get their new stadium plans rolling. baltimore united anyone?

but wait, there is more MLS stadium development news to report as well. plans for building a stadium in kansas city have been passed, meaning that will end the wizards horrid run of using a minor league baseball park as their home stadium. additionally, expansion side philadelphia union’s gorgeous new stadium is set to open this season, and the club are on the verge of a $20 million stadium naming rights deal with local energy company PPL corp. all of this news has gotten me so excited, i think my new goal in life is to visit all of the MLS soccer-specific stadiums.

champions league final tops super bowl for tv - bbc.com
well, well, well… it looks as if NFL fans have one less thing to look down their noses at us soccer-loving folk about. apparently, the 2009 champions league final between barcelona and manchester united drew more television viewers (109 million) than the super bowl (106 million) for the first time. while the NFL has grown in popularity over seas in the last few years, it’s inability to significantly crack the asian and african markets the way that uefa’s crown jewel has lead to this inevitable conclusion. seeing as how the champions league’s and european leagues’ popularity is still skyrocketing in those markets, i would imagine that this is trend we should continue to expect.

italian teen stabs father in playstation row – yahoo.com
it’s not news for any of us who have EA sports fifa games that sometimes the game can cause some heated disputes between siblings, friends and maybe the occasional stranger. but this story takes it to a whole other level. a roman man was offering some sort of tactical advice while watching his son play fifa (presumably, “quit using the trick stick so much.”) and the son apparently told him to take a hike. as most displeased fathers might do in such a situation, he turned the game off. wrong choice, dad. the son proceeded to retrieve a 15-inch knife from the kitchen and stab his father in the neck, then calmly walk back into the kitchen to clean the knife in the sink in front of his mother like nothing was wrong. lesson learned: i will now hide all knives/guns/malice while playing fifa with friends.

former USA coach admits dropping harkes over alleged affair – goal.com
thank you, john terry! due in large part to the recent public disclosure of the england captain’s affair with wayne bridge’s baby momma, the lid has finally been publicly lifted on one of the stories that’s been quietly whispered amongst american soccer circles for nearly a decade. the reason that john harkes, who was arguably one of the best players for the USMNT team and captain at the time, being dropped from the team just months before the 1998 world cup, was due to the fact that he was boinking mrs. wynalda.

after the terry’s affair went public a few days ago, i eagerly watched fox football fone-in praying that someone would bring it up to eric wynalda on the show. i was not disappointed. eric squirmed through his answer, and i giggled with delight. while i feel bad for the guy about his wife cheating on him, he drives me insane with his pompous, cocky attitude, so it was nice to see him feel a little insecure and uncomfortable about it. i mean come on, it was almost twelve years ago. and though i hate the england and chelsea skipper with all of my being, none of this would have ever become public knowledge had it not been for terry’s indiscretions.

more on davies and his road to recovery – soccerbyives.com
in my rather lengthy piece last week concerning who i thought bob bradley would be bringing to south africa this summer, i mentioned ives galarcep’s ESPNsoccernet article about charlie davies’ recovery as my justification for including him in the squad. well, ives being the badass he is, managed to post a story on his personal blog giving us waaaaaay more from the interview than he could fit into his original piece. it gives even more detailed descriptions about davies’ rehabilitation and his personal reaction to the accident that nearly ended his career. worth the read if you follow the USMNT.

guti’s backheel – youtube.com
last but not least, i have to leave you with the video of real madrid’s guti laying off the perfect backheel assist to karim benzema in their win over deportivo la coruña this past weekend. first, it was quite possibly one of the best counter attacks i’ve seen madrid put together in years. quick distribution by casillas to benzema, a smart ball to kaká breaking on the wing, and then kaká’s perfectly weighted pass to guti was magnificent. the veteran spaniard could have easily finished on his own, but the brilliance of the backheel to find the trailing benzema stole the show. if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s time to watch.