those that shout the loudest

It’s amazing how quickly the collective mood can change.

Tottenham's Gareth Bale

isn’t the rule that if gareth looks this forlorn, the rest of us should too?

A month ago, I and my fellow Spurs supporters were ready to celebrate the club’s best season in the modern era. Tottenham were on pace for a third place finish, were arguably the favorite’s in the Europa League and we were trying not to talk about the points gap that seemed to be widening weekly between ourselves and the Goons. But now, we were bumped out of Europe by the measly FC Basel, we languish in fifth place in the league, and could be four points behind the scum before the end of the night.

Where did it all go wrong? What can Spurs do to save their season? And most importantly, who can we blame?

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ten words or less #70

USA vs Costa Rica World Cup Qualifier

if this excellent promotional poster doesn’t get you amped up for tonight’s USMNT match… i don’t know what will.

It’s been a busy week here at WSOTP. This is my fourth post in less than a week, which has to be a blog record. Hopefully everyone’s been eating it up.

But as you might expect, the events that have dominated my attention over the last few days have to be crucial the upcoming pair of US men’s national team World Cup qualifiers. In the lead up for that, I’ve been busy promoting watch parties in Dayton, OH, as well as helping others to find bars/parties to watch those matches all over the country by promoting the WSOTP Soccer Pub Atlas (And be sure to peep the sidebar to check it out yourself). And of course, I’ve been obsessing over the match-ups themselves.

Anyway, if you’re anything like me, and you are impatiently waiting for tonight’s kickoff, here are some of my favorite links from around the interwebz over the last week to help keep you entertained until then.

The Free Beer Movement suddenly becomes a Middlesborough fan. – dirtytackle.net

I’m not sure how, but AVB’s brilliance is still underestimated. – thescore.com

I would get married again just to have this cake. – facebook.com

Will anyone call this third party ownership if it happens? – mirror.co.uk

Consider yourself a dedicated fan no longer. This is dedication. – guardian.co.uk

This would be so nostalgic. – phillysoccerpage.net

I might need to update my isolated pitches list. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Ole Gunnar Solskjær is so meta. - kckrs.com

Club president quits post to take the pitch… and score. - eluniverso.com
Warning: Spanish.

If you’ve got $20 to burn, why not learn to design kits. – skillshare.com

ten words or less #67

Monday in the middle of February. Everybody’s favorite day of the week in everybody’s favorite month. And though we’ve had some unseasonably warm temperatures here in the Midwest, the depression caused by lack of exposure to sunlight during the winter has seemed more palpable this year compared to last.

Real Madrid vs Manchester United Champions League

ronaldo and rooney are just two of the high-profile names squaring off this week. if you can’t get excited about that, go see a doctor. (Image courtesy of the BBC).

But fear not, football fans: there’s cause for your spirits to perk up this week. Champions League resumes, with a zesty marquee match up between Real Madrid and Manchester United to cure your wintertime blues. Europa League also picks back up, and though I’m understandably looking forward to Spurs’ tie with Lyon, several other intriguing matches are also on tap. And with the Premier League and others reaching the final third of the season, a full slate of pivotal matches to the relegation races and European places are also in the cards.

Though if you’re still suffering from a case of the Mundays even with such great soccer around the corner, below are some excellent links from the last week to help brighten your mood.

Spectacular custom subbuteo art: Hazard’s Ball Boy Incident. - subbuteo-art.blogspot.com

Gazza continues his slide down his sad slippery slope. – mirror.co.uk

Not always the norm, but a worrying prospect for players. – theuniondues.net

Nike’s marketing department strikes gold once again. – thebeautifulgear.com

Oh look, he’s not dead. - soccerbyives.com

I’m fast becoming a fan of Dortmund’s İlkay Gündoğan. – youtube.com

Wait… is it really that easy to get press credentials? – kckrs.com

Murdered out. - footballshirtculture.com

It seems like Sergio Ramos is finally growing up. – guardian.co.uk

Guess which club’s manager is against financial constraints. – soccerlens.com

false hope… hopefully not

A Tottenham signing. In January. Before deadline day. An under-21 full international player, even.

Tottenham signing Lewis Holtby

holtby’s early arrival could mean tottenham will have a crazy transfer deadline day. or not.

Pardon me for a moment while I dislodge this tongue I just accidentally swallowed.

Though he had already agreed to a pre-contract deal for summer arrival at White Hart Lane, the sight of Lewis Holtby holding up a shirt with Villas-Boas at Spurs Lodge a full six months early was a welcomed surprise. A sought-after, rising talent joining Spurs in a window where market value for players is generally grossly inflated? Color me pessimistic, but I hadn’t expected an announcement of this kind this January. Our chairman, David Levy, just doesn’t operate that way.

Put simply: this month is often a barren one for Spurs transfer activity. At least when it comes to what I’d like to define as “legitimate” signings.

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domino effect

January: the month where a million writers, bloggers, newspapers and websites get more eyeballs on their works than any other.

the under-utilized sturridge might be gifted a move to liverpool, but the effect of his move will ripple far beyond the premier league.

Thanks to its winter transfer window, and the plethora of the rumors of potential player moves that come with it, January is a writer’s best friend. Pick up the scent of a rumor without a credible source, spin it however you like, publish, and then sit back and let it run. It’s no secret that fans, desperate for a turn in fortunes or a continuation of success, will read anything that gives them hope. Knowing that gives publishers the impetus to pump out as much rubbish each January as your average American couch potato produces in a year.

But as the case is with many rumors, there’s often a little truth in each supposition. It might not be anything too concrete. However, that doesn’t mean that a club didn’t make an inquiry, an agent didn’t talk to potential suitors, or a player isn’t slightly unsettled.

So when I read rumors of Chelsea’s Daniel Sturridge potentially moving to Liverpool in a few weeks’ time, I knew I should take it with a massive grain of salt. After all, Sturridge represents exactly one half of Chelsea’s strike force. And though the £50 million Fernando Torres’ impotence isn’t as bad as advertised, the club selling of their only other option up front seems an incredibly risky move. Not even trigger-happy Roman Abramovich would pull off that kind of move without some kind of back up plan.

And it’s that backup plan which I find to be the most fascinating aspect of the January transfer window: the domino effect a single transfer can have on the rest of the professional game’s clubs across the world.

Let’s assume for a second that Liverpool do end up buying Sturridge from Chelsea, leaving the Blues short-changed and necessitating the purchase of another forward. Conveniently, Chelsea have been consistently linked to Radamel Falcao, the Colombian scoring machine currently pouring in the goals for Atlético Madrid. But just as Chelsea would be left shorthanded after Sturridge’s departure, Atlético would also need to fill Falcao’s sizable shoes if he’s shipped out. But where would Los Rojiblancos turn?

The rumor mill keeps on churning, hypothesizing that Atlético would look to buy names like Manchester United’s Chicharito, Napoli’s Edison Cavani, or even Liverpool’s Luis Suárez. Whether there’s any truth in any of those rumors is a bit beyond my reach. But at the same time, if any of those moves did come to fruition, the dominoes would begin to fall all over again.

Atletico's Radamel Falcao

falcao is likely to end up chelsea even without sturridge’s departure, but that mean’s his current side will need to replace him, too.

In the case of Napoli, Cavani has long seemed destined for a move abroad. But the Uruguayan’s departure would mean the Neapolitans‘ would be left with only two recognized strikers in their squad. Manchester United could stomach Chicharito’s departure, but you would have to imagine that Sir Alex wouldn’t be happy to rely on just Danny Wellbeck, an untested Ángelo Henríquez, and an unfancied Federico Macheda to back up his dynamic duo. And Liverpool, where this entire domino effect started, would   again be down to two strikers if they let Luis depart for pastures anew. Meaning they would again be fored to dip into the transfer market or be faced with the same issue that’s troubled them in the first half of this season.

And regardless of which guy ends up replacing whatever player eventually leaves any club,  the dominos will keep up on falling all the way down the line. A perfect representation of the butterfly effect, if I’ve ever seen one.

Of course, all of this is dependent upon what player moves where. And it’s quite possible that none of the above will hold true. But rest assured, players will move this January, and the media will spin out more rumors than any of us could ever take in. Just don’t go placing your hopes on any of them until you see a new player holding your team’s shirt and smiling wide for the cameras. Otherwise, your sanity will likely be the last domino to fall.

this is silly season

Whether you’ve noticed or not, I’ve made a concerted effort this summer not to litter the blog with posts about transfer speculation, in particular as it pertains to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Part of my reason for that is to try to avoid boring my non-Spurs-supprorting readers with endless ranting and sobbing about our inactivity in the transfer market. But the other reason for it is so I don’t drive myself mad by over analyzing mooted targets and moves that potentially won’t even happen.

will anyone else be putting pen to paper for tottenham in the next week or so? if you believe the media, just about everyone.

In some respects it’s been fairly easy to not comment on Spurs transfers simply because they knocked out a few early in the summer. Vertonghen’s semi-protracted acquisition  followed after an out-of-left-field snagging of Gylfi Sigurðson. Which means I didn’t have to spend the first third of my summer worrying about whether we will or won’t make any signings this window like I normally do. And just as it seemed as if we would be spared Spurs’ typically last-minute wheeling and dealings, Levy’s ability to stretch out a second Modrić saga shows that it probably had as much to do with him as it did with old ‘Arry.

So with the first round of fixtures already in the history books — and a predictable loss due at least partially to the current squad deficiencies — and just a week left to conclude any lingering deals, we’ve officially entered Silly Season. It’s the period of time right before the close of the transfer window where fans start to panic due the lack of signings, and the press feeds on their insecurities by linking the club to everyone under the sun. A window of time within a window of time, if you will.

For Tottenham, most of the names are the usual suspects we’ve been linked to in the papers over the last year. Only this time there’s a “new bid for” or “late swoop for” placed in front of the prospective signing’s name in the headline. Mixed in among them are a few pulled-from-a-hat big names that may or may not have any truth behind them. And for each of them, I fall hook, line and sinker. My hopes skyrocket. He could be the missing piece of the puzzle! We’re gonna win the league if we sign this kid!

The quantity of links itself is astounding in its own right. In fact, here’s a quick run down of all the players I’ve seen linked to Spurs this week alone.

AVB finally signed one striker… will more follow?

Emmanuel Adebayor – Manchester City
The deal that would never get done, but everyone knew would, is finally done. An extremely shrewd bit of business out of Levy, supposedly only having to fork over £5 million to City for a guy who contributed 17 goals and 12 assists last season. And though his salary from Spurs hasn’t been announced, we do know the Mancs are still paying him £80k a week to make up for lost wages. Considering Wolves got around £12m for Steven Fletcher, who tallied just 12 goals and 2 assists last season, Ade’s price is a steal.
Status: Signed on Permanent Deal

Leandro Damião – Internacional
Consistently linked to Spurs each of the last two transfer windows, it’s not surprising  to us linked once again to the Brazilian poacher. This probably would have been a done deal for a somewhat reasonable price already had Leandro not bagged the Olympic tournament’s Golden Boot, which means Inter now feel justified in requesting a club record fee for his services. Will Levy finally bite the bullet and splash the £20m needed to do so? With just Ade, Defoe and Kane on the books in the attack at the moment, we better hope so.
Status: Just as Likely to Happen as it is to Fall Through

Grant Holt – Norwich City
While the big lug tried to force his way out of the club after Paul Lambert departed for Aston Villa, it seems he’s settled back in to his role of being Norwich’s main man again. Which is fine by me, because I don’t want us spending big to obtain a 31-year-old striker who’s had just a single season of top-flight experience. Leandro’s young, I can justify spending money on him… but not Holt. While I admire his industrious nature and terrific work rate, he’s just not good enough or young enough to pin our hopes on.
Status: Panic Buy/Media Fact Fabrication

Robert Lewandowski – Borussia Dortmund
He’s the star striker for the two-time defending Bundesliga champions, he’s playing in the Champions League AND he turned down Manchester United’s advances. Umm, I’m pretty sure this one is simply being thrown about to rattle some supporters into a frenzy.
Status: Not Gonna Happen

Willian – Shakthar Donetsk
More of an attacking mid than a striker, Willian was mightily impressive for Shakthar during their Champions League run two seasons ago. A guy who can play both through the middle (a potential Luka replacement) and on the right wing (someone who can spell Lennon), he could be a very useful signing. AVB actually attempted to sign Willian during his time at Chelsea, but was rebuffed with a lofty £20m asking price… something our chairman is considers too high a price. Though it is a lower asking price than what’s being asked for the next guy.
Status: We’ll Make Him Fit IF It Actually Happens

Porto's Moutinho

moutinho is our ideal deep-lying playmaker replacement, but we’re running out of time to snap him up.

João Moutinho – Porto
Supposedly our Luka-replacement “Plan A” the majority of the summer, Porto look very intent on either holding on to their playmaker, or holding out for a massive pay-day to let him go. With a rumored buyout clause of £30m that Porto seem to be sticking to, he does makes Willian’s price tag seem a little more reasonable. Problem is, I much prefer him to the Brazilian, as he’s one of the finest central midfielders in Europe. I also worry that if he is our top priority once Modrić goes, that there won’t be enough time left in the window to get the job done.
Status: Hope Remains… But Fading Fast

Fernando Llorente – Athletic Bilbao
I want Leandro more than any other striker in the world right now: he’s not only quick for a big man, but he’s a fantastic finisher and skilled enough to tiki-taka too. Which means the Athletic line-leader would be the perfect fit for an AVB Spurs side. However, Juventus have been standing at the front of his queue for quite a while now, and they offer what he desires: Champions League football. Sigh. Not only that, but with Adebayor playing in the exact same role as Llorente, it’s unlikely that either would want to be the other’s understudy.
Status: Dreamers Dreaming

Maroune Chamakh – Arsenal
Between being a Gooner and the copious amounts of grease that will likely drip off his hair and ruin the lockeroom carpet at the new training ground, I just can’t fathom the thought of this potential signing. Chamakh’s reputation is built entirely on just two good seasons at Bordeaux, but since moving to the Woolwich he’s done nothing but prove he’s not quite up to snuff. To be honest, whoever made up this link is a sick, sick bastard. 
Status: Vomit Everywhere if This Happens, Which it Won’t

Will any of these players actually end up in Lillywhite? Aside from Adebayor, because, well… he is now. I don’t know the answer to that. But if previous windows are of any help to us, I’d be willing to wager that Daniel Levy will make us wait all the way until 11:59pm on August 31st to find out.

Hang on to your butts people… Silly Season is in full swing.

EXCLUSIVE: chris rolfe on the move again

The last time I began a post by claiming to have “exclusive access” to breaking news, I didn’t exactly have the exclusive access I believed I did. While I was privy to the news that Chris Rolfe would be leaving MLS to join Danish side Aalborg BK before the public announcement, the news was actually broken first through another media outlet. Which is understandable, considering nobody in their right mind should exclusively announce something so monumental on a site that was only averaging 10 visits per day at the time.

chris rolfe aalborg

rolfe’s contract with aalborg expires at the end of the danish season. a new adventure awaits him, but where?

Flash forward to today, and after two successful years abroad — and WSOTP now receiving moderately higher traffic — we again find Mr. Rolfe at a crossroads. With his AaB contract due to expire in December, the Kettering, Ohio native has a decision to make once more… and this time, I actually do have the exclusive.

On the edge of your seat yet? Good.

Speculation on the interwebs over the last few months has centered around whether or not Rolfe would extend his stay with Aalborg, get snapped up by Danish rivals Brøndby, or wind up with another European side, among other various predictions. In a recent interview with MLS, Rolfe was clearly keeping his options open:

“I don’t really have a plan,” he admitted. “It’s more about the opportunities that come up and evaluating them. I’m up for anything, really. I wouldn’t rule out MLS at all.”

And it’s that last sentence which has had fans of the Chicago Fire in a frenzy ever since. Long a favorite of Fire supporters — dating back to his days playing for the Fire Reserves in the PDL — there’s been a large contingent calling for Rolfe’s return pretty much since the day he departed for pastures anew. A return from Europe to Chicago for their former hero would be akin to the second coming to many of the devoted followers in the Church of the Fire.

Well ready your flares Section 8, and dust off that old #17 kit while you’re at it…

It’s with great pleasure that I can exclusively announce that Chris Rolfe is returning to the Chicago Fire.

the best part? i didn’t even have to photoshop rolfe into a fire uniform.

Rolfe informed me by email that he’ll be rejoining his former club effective April 15th, meaning he will be joining up with the team on the last day of the MLS transfer window.

There had been concerns that Chris wouldn’t even be able to rejoin the Fire even if he did return stateside, as it was expected that he’d be subject to the league’s allocation process for returning American internationals. With Chicago currently sitting eight back in the MLS Allocation Rankings, the outcome would likely be that a returning Rolfe would end up in the hands of another club. But taking a closer look at the MLS Roster Rules, there’s a nice loophole that left the Fire in pole position to re-acquire their former star.

Thanks to Rule IV: Right of First Refusal, Chicago maintained first right to add Rolfe to their roster for two reasons:

  1. In the event an out-of-contract player signs with MLS, “a team retains the right of first refusal to the player indefinitely only if attempts were made to re-sign the player”. So since the Fire offered a contract extension to Rolfe before he signed with AaB, they still have first dibs on him, but only because…
  2. If a team receives allocation money as a result of a player’s transfer outside of MLS, “the team does not retain a right of first refusal.” Luckily, the Fire did not receive any compensation from MLS for Rolfe’s departure.

And thanks to that loophole, Rolfe will be returning to the side where he’s already made a significant mark. He tallied 36 times and registered 18 assists in 123 regular season appearances during his first stint in Chicago. That’s not to mention his knack for contributing when it really counts, such as his 4 goals and 3 assists in 13 playoff matches. With all of that in mind, you can see why the fans have wanted him back for so long.

Chris, it seems, is also looking forward to his homecoming, and had this to say about his time in Denmark coming to a close, and the upcoming return to his old stomping grounds at Toyota Park:

“The past two years have provided a great life experience for me, but I couldn’t be more excited to be coming back to Chicago. My heart is with this club. I want to help this team win and accomplish our goals and give something back to our fans who have continued to support me even while I’ve been away.”

I think it’s fair to say that we’re all glad to have him back too.

playing the game

When the clock struck midnight GMT on Tuesday and brought an end to another hectic transfer window for Spurs, I admit that I was initially left a bit dumbfounded by the moves the club made. Who did we bring in? They’re both over 33! Has Levy lost it?!?!

tottenham's ryan nelsen

spurs signing blackburn's ryan nelsen (above) and everton's louis saha, both considered past it by lower clubs, didn't exactly show "ambition". or did it?

I angrily hashed out an outline for a scathing post — rife with references to nursing homes and a need for another ambulance on match days — detailing how these aren’t the type of players that a club supposedly harboring title ambitions should be signing, and that they shipped off players who were better than the players replacing them. However, as fits of rage tend to do to me, I was too worn out and frustrated to complete the article that night.

The workday on Wednesday provided me ample opportunity to further reflect on the transfers. And the more I thought about it, a potentially bigger plan seemed to unfold from them. Maybe there was more to these signings than I had initially thought.

Let’s take a deeper look at the departures from White Hart Lane, first:

  • Roman Pavlyuchenko finally engineered his long awaited exit from the club with a reported £7.5 million move to Lokomotiv Moscow. Aged 30, he’s nearly four years younger than the man who replaced him in Spurs strike corps. Yet despite showing flashes of an ability to produce brilliance, his inconsistency led him to spend most of his time in North London on the bench, bitching about lack of first team chances and/or pining for a transfer. Either way, Pav moving on was always the most likely move to happen this January.
  • Sébastien Bassong — another player frequently linked with a move away from Spurs — departed to Wolves on loan, with an option to buy at the end of the season for what’s expected to be a fee of around £4.5 million. Though not a bad player when not caught with his pants down, he was rather prone to a major error now and again.  At nearly a decade the junior to his replacement, and with a severely depleted Tottenham back line, Bassong’s departure was one that left me the most worried.
  • Steven Pienaar’s return to Everton on loan was also another puzzler. With Lennon struggling for fitness, and Gareth Bale’s style of play always seeming to invite a crunching tackle, Spurs aren’t exactly up to their teeth in wingers at the moment. Though not as direct as Bale or Lennon, Pienaar was a great player to be able to bring off the bench. But thanks to a long injury lay off, Harry never really grew that fond of the guy, so a move wasn’t that unexpected.
  • former tottenham striker, roman pavlyuchenko

    getting rid of pav's high wages and poor attitude will be more beneficial than if spurs had held on to him through the summer.

    Vedran Ćorluka’s loan to Bayer Leverkusen, much like Pienaar, leaves Tottenham dangerously thin at the right back slot. At 25, he’s also significantly younger than his replacement, and he was never a player I bemoaned to see on the pitch due to his comfort on the ball. But, with speed a priority in Spurs style of play, Charlie’s propensity to look like he had a refrigerator strapped to his back while running made him a prime suspect to move on. Although I suspect this move is more to do with him securing a spot in Croatia’s Euro squad than a want to leave the club.

What’s the one thing all of those players has in common? They’re all players in their prime that were desperate for first team football.

Securing money now for Pavlyuchenko was clutch, as a poor performance at the Euros would have severely deflated his sell on value in the summer — something strikers are particularly at risk of during major tournaments. But loan moves for the rest were brilliant bits of business, too. All three are likely to feature prominently for their new temporary sides for various reasons (injuries, league position, etc.) so if they perform well, Spurs will be in position to ask for larger sums for them all come the summer.

Now let’s take a look at Spurs two arrivals:

  • Louis Saha comes with the stigma of being old and injury prone. Despite that, and much like Pav, he’s still capable of producing a moment of magic. Even better though — and very unlike the Russian — is that he’s actually still capable of producing a match-dominating performance. Though with only two goals this term, one would hope being surrounded by higher quality players will bring that out of him more frequently.
  • Ryan Nelsen also arrives with a dodgy fitness history, but a boatload of experience to balance. He captained the only side at South Africa 2010 that left the competition without a loss. Nelsen has 172 Premier League caps to his name, and was a major contributor to Blackburn Rover’s relegation-staving efforts last season after forming a formidable partnership with oft-Spurs target Chris Samba. And his four year spell with D.C. United also inspires… confidence. Yeah.

So what do these elder statesmen have in common? They are proven veterans — a.k.a. Premier League Experienced Players – who know that they’ll have to fight if they want to see playing time, and won’t pitch too big a fit if they don’t make the starting XI. Oh yeah, and they were both FREE and are likely on significantly less wages than the players they replaced.. Considering that both have signed relatively short contracts, if neither works out, we’ll be rid of them quickly without having to pay anything extra.

Effectively, we’ve swapped skilled back-ups with problematic attitudes for slightly-less skilled back-ups AND stayed cash-positive. On closer inspection (and assuming that our loaned players perform well), the moves actually set the stage for Spurs having enough to make a bid for a world class player or two in the summer.

Combining the £8m for Pav, plus conservative estimates for cash from the sales of Bassong (£5m), Pienaar (£6m), and Ćorluka (£6m) in the summer, and you’re left with at least £25 million. Further sales of fringe players such as Giovanni dos Santos and potential Champoins League money could easily raise that total.

athletic bilbao's fernando llorente

with levy saving money this window, it could clear the way for a massive buy in the summer. i'd prefer that move to be for this guy.

For that kind of money, you could make a pretty big big splash in the transfer market. Loïc Rémy, Bafetimbi Gomis, Leandro Damião and — most preferably – Fernando Llorente, are all players within reach with that much cash in Levy’s back pocket. Even if they have to pay over the odds for that elite striker we’ve all been craving, there should still be enough left over to buy cover at right back, on the flanks, or in the center of defense.

So while this revelation obviously has me excited, I’m not stupid enough to not see that this plan also has tons of potential pitfalls.

The most glaring and obvious problem Levy’s thriftiness has caused us is the current crisis at right back. With Walker picking up a hamstring injury in the win against Wigan on Tuesday, Ćorluka off to Germany, and the young Adam Smith loaned to Leeds, there are no fit, natural right backs in the side. Sure, Kaboul and Nelsen can deputize, but they’re not exactly comforting options.

Even more concerning is how confident Levy seems to feel that Tottenham are going to finish in the top four. If he wasn’t that confident, would he have resisted his penny-pinching ways and kept the better players on the books? I don’t know the answer to that question, if you’re waiting for a response… hence my concern.

Look, Dan Levy has played the game that is the transfer market far better than any other manager/sporting director in the top six over the last two years. And though this January’s moves don’t seem the shrewd on the surface, they could pay off and pave the way to Tottenham establishing themselves as a new force in the Premier League.

But if we somehow manage to shit the bed and slip out of the top four, I have no doubt that the whole house will go to hell. Falling out of the Champions League means we’ll no longer have any incentive to offer Bale or Modrić to stay. They’ll likely have to sell one, if not both. While that’s another £70 million to spend, it’s even more to replace.

And if that happens, I’ll be really, really pissed that I didn’t write that scathing post I had originally planned.

ten words or less #46

 

louis saha rushed in for tottenham medical

louis saha was rushed in for a late medical to complete his move from everton to spurs.

As the dust settles after another underwhelming transfer deadline day, I’m sure all of you readers are fed up with transfer news and gossip. I am, at least. In an effort to stray away from that topic of conversation, and to give your brain a break from digesting it all, I’ve put together this TWOL that contains absolutely zero transfer news. Except for the mocking picture above. So if you’ve come here look to catch up on yesterday’s “madness”, you might want to navigate elsewhere.

Barça’s kits next year: taking Blaugrana to literal the extreme. - football-shirts.co.uk

Milan disrespecting a man to whom they owe so much. – foxsports.com

The perfect artwork for me: one part nerd, one part Spurs. – onasixpence.bigcartel.com

FIFA’s looking into allowing four subs… only in injury time. – guardian.co.uk

I want to play Norwegian Bubble Football right now. – kckrs.com

Trolling Atlético fans, Spanish press, and knock-off kit manufacturers. - reddit.com/user/coolinwithcosta

Pushing your best player out the door, Philly? Bad idea. – delcotimes.com

Don’t click this unless you have a lot of time. – si.com
courtesy of an old high school frenemy, @Ryan7Hurley

Bravo to whomever “amended” Dan Borislow’s Wikipedia profile. – kickette.com

Someone needs to make Twellman and Wynalda watch this. – youtube.com

a quick knee-jerk

It is entirely possible that I’m developing some anger issues. Looking over my last month’s worth of blog content, you could even say that this anger has been brewing in me for a while. Pessimism and mistrust are plaguing my outlook of the game right now, and the season’s barely even begun. Surely I’m jumping the gun a bit, right?

city and spurs are now separated by miles and millions, and the white hart lane figureheads appear to be letting it happen.

But after Tottenham’s 5-1 drubbing by Manchester City on Sunday morning, I now concretely feel like my anger is justified.

Everyone knew that this was going to be a pivotal season for Spurs. Last year’s monumental distraction that was the Champions League, while still fantastic/magical/sexually exciting, was one of the primary reasons why they’re not dancing in the European spotlight again this season. That long, deep run proved that the squad wasn’t deep or talented enough to battle on so many fronts and still produce performances worth the price of admission to the big dance.

But the drawn out nature of a relatively fruitless transfer season has done nothing but cast an air of uncertainty at White Hart Lane. I won’t rehash all of our transfer dealings thus far mostly because there’s not much to rehash… and I’ve already done that. It will suffice to say that with the majority of the summer spent playing the waiting game with Chelsea over Modrić, it’s unsurprising that this summer has done nothing but unsettle the entire team.

Back-to-back ass-whoopings from the Mancunian clubs have confirmed as much: they’ve shipped 8 goals in two games while netting a solitary consolation strike. Rightfully, Spurs sit rock bottom of the Premier League with just three days to a solitary day remaining until the close of the transfer window.

But it’s not just a lack of activity in the transfer market that’s hurting Tottenham right now.

Taking a look a the squad list, you’ll notice it’s decimated by injuries at the moment. When van der Vaart limped off injured against City, I was hardly surprised; the guy has rarely managed to go a full 90′ since he joined a year ago. Steven Pienaar had to have groin surgery right before the season began. Even with one foot out the door, Wilson Palacios’ other boot is planted firmly in the infirmary. King and Gallas are both out indefinitely, creating the holes that United and City were so easily able to dance/shoot through.

All of those injuries combined point a big, glowing, E.T. finger squarely at the club’s physio staff. Are these guys working for the enemy or something? While every club with internationals faces the prospect of rehabilitating their stars when they return from national team duty, a quick scan of the league shows only Arsenal are as dilapidated. What are these guys (not) doing with the squad that’s causing so many injuries to arise?

Then comes the issue of the decision making by the captain of the ship, Mr. ‘arry. Redknapp’s made some hugely questionable choices as of late, but the most glaring of them involved starting zero defensive midfielders against Manchester City’s £116 million front four (Silva, Džeko, Aguero and Nasri). While I know Spurs are a bit depleted in that department right now, Huddlestone was still fit enough to come of the bench. Let Livermore have another match, perhaps? (Yes, he’s played a lot of matches so far… but who cares!? He’s a kid. He’ll recover.)

And why hasn’t he shown Pavyluchenko the pitch at all yet? Crouch and Defoe have just as many goals this season as him: 0. He’s also not the most astute tactician: the midfield gaff last week against City shows that glaringly.

Off the pitch, Harry’s apparently playing a few mind games with the chairman. And let’s not forget about those tax fraud charges.

Hardly the actions you would want from your manager in such a delicate situation.

But to really underline the point that Tottenham are standing still while their rivals rush past, let’s take a peak back in time at a previous important match against City. Just two years ago, we successfully battled and defeated City in the race for fourth place in the second to last game of the season. Both sides were very evenly matched. And Even though Spurs took the spoils, nobody would have been surprised if City had taken fourth instead. The line-ups that day looked as follows:

May 5, 2010 – City of Manchester Stadium
Tottenham (4-4-2): Gomes; Kaboul, King, Dawson, Assou-Ekotto; Lennon, Modrić, Huddlestone, Bale; Crouch, Defoe.
Man City (4-2-3-1): Fülöp; Bridge, Kompany, K. Touré, Zábaleta; Barry, de Jong; Bellamy, Tévez, Johnson; Adebayor.
FINAL: City 0 – Spurs 1

Now look at Spurs line-up from this past weekend against the same club (with players new to the club since the first game noted by color, * denoting a changed player that was on the squad in the first game):

August 28, 2011 – White Hart Lane
Tottenham (4-4-1-1): Friedel; Ćorluka*, Dawson, Kaboul, Assou-Ekotto; Lennon, Modrić, Kranjčar*, Bale; Crouch, van der Vaart.
Man City (4-2-3-1): Hart; Zabaleta, Lescott*, Kompany, Clichy; Y. Touré, Barry; Nasri Silva, Agüero; Džeko.
FINAL: Spurs 1 – City 5

Please note that the only changes to Spurs’ squad were a free signing (Friedel), and the bargain busting £8 million signing of Rafa. Meanwhile, City spent a combined £147 million on the six changes to their line up (leaving out Hart, who returned from Loan). Also take note of City’s insanely more offensively oriented squad compared to the first. Sigh. The thought of being on equal footing with the Citizens today seems ludicrous to even consider.

The Dalglish revolution at Liverpool seems to be pulling them back above the Lillywhites, too. And let’s not even talk about how the Red Devils and Chelsea have re-upped their squads. Meanwhile, Levy and Redknapp appear content to let any chances of another top four finish slip away. Maybe I’m just being pessimistic and gut reacting before the transfer window can even close. I hope they prove me wrong. I need them to… I’ve been spoiled. Alright, I am finally having that panic attack I predicted a few weeks ago.

But as I rage upon my keyboard while writing this, one pleasant thought does give me some hope: at least we don’t seem to be tanking quite so bad as Arsenal.