ten words or less #69

Tottenham's Gareth Bale celebrates scoring against Arsenal

look at the joy and elation on every single face in this photograph. including the face of one gareth frank bale.

While I don’t want to gloat over Tottenham’s North London Derby victory on Sunday, I am going to bask in the glory of that victory for just a moment. I want to marvel at Gareth Bale — while we still have him, at least. Can I also shine a spotlight on André Villas-Boas, who so many had doubted, decried and dismissed for a recall of his predecessor before he had even had a chance to prove himself? And too, maybe I should take a second to apologize to Daniel Levy, the man I often attacked during Spurs inactivity during transfer windows. Because right now, sitting in third after a 12 game run that’s gone WTWWWTTTWWWW, I’m feeling pretty good about Spurs.

Though with a tricky trip to Anfield to face a surging Liverpoolside at the weekend — not to mention a Europa League match against our old friends Inter in the midweek — things could go off track quickly if Spurs get too far ahead of themselves. So if for no other reason than to get my mind out of the clouds, here are some of other links to keep me from daydreaming of greatness quite yet.

One reason why Bale is taking the world by storm. - guardian.co.uk

Soccer once had the mighty MLB shaking in it’s boots. – twitter.com/pothunting

This USMNT 2002 photo shoot will haunt your dreams. – nytimes.com

Stylish playmaker prints to hang on your wall. – behance.net

Commitment to a soccer publication can change your life. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Brian Phillips’ intriguing take on El Diego’s past and present. – grantland.com

Alexi discusses football corruption, simulation on the Colbert Report. – colbertnation.com

Berba’s talents are literally endless. – dirtytackle.net

Can’t complain about not being able to watch games anymore. - giltedgesoccer.com

Alright… who wants to get me this? - whoareyadesigns.com

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premature outrage

Close your eyes for a second, and imagine you’re watching your favorite team play on the television. It’s a Saturday, midday kickoff. The players have lined up on the field, and are just about to shake hands with one another before the match. You’ve just plopped down on your couch/bar stool as the players begin to exchange formalities.

Fox Sports Soccer Commentator Gus Johnson

when you close your eyes and picture yourself watching the world cup on tv, do you ever hear this man’s voice calling the game?

Now, tell me about the voice that you hear talking about the scene on display.

If you’re in the United States, odds are you’re hearing a British accented voice reading off the names on team sheets and then rehashing the recent furor that inevitably surrounds each club week in and week out. Martin Tyler, Ian Darke, Rob Hawthorne or Adrian Healey likely come to mind, waxing poetic about the scene unfolding before them. You know, proper English commentators for proper English football. It’s something we’ve become rather accustomed to over the last few years here. And if for some reason you’re not hearing an accented voice, I’d be willing to wager it was someone’s like Taylor Twellman or Kyle Martino, familiar American names who know soccer’s landscape in States.

However, I’d more than willing to hazard a guess that FOX Sports’ Gus Johnson — known predominantly for his work, um, enthusiastic commentating in college basketball and football — wasn’t a voice filling your mind.

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the more the merrier?

Once upon a time not so long ago, it was very difficult to watch soccer in the United States on television. It’s a thought that seems almost foreign these days, considering the amount of footy we had at our disposal over the last few years.

NBC Sports Premier League

while NBC sports landing the premier league rights is a landmark deal for the sport in the states, will it kill off one of the long-time providers of soccer coverage too?

Growing up in the late 80′s and early 90′s, outside of the World Cup, getting to watch a professional match on television was as rare as false Raheem Sterling paternity claims. American broadcasters had historically shied away from airing soccer after the disastrous ratings provided by NASL. A slow-growing interest in MLS and the USMNT saw a few domestic matches showing in fleeting intervals. Until the late 90′s and early 2000′s, if you wanted to watch a European match, well let’s just hope you knew someone with satellite or pay-per-view. Even after surviving Y2K, the best we could expect was the odd Champions League match on ESPN and the occasional Premier League showing on your local Fox Sports provider. It wasn’t until 2005 that Fox Sports World Soccer Channel started regularly showing Premiership and Serie A matches to a majority of the country’s cable channel subscribers.

Today, however, is a time of plenty. Up to six live seven live Premier League matches are aired a week between Fox Soccer, sister channel Fox Soccer Plus, not to mention the Champions and Europa Leagues. Satellite stalwarts GolTV along with newcomers BeIN Sport offer up the Bundesliga, La Liga, Ligue 1 and Serie A. Telemundo, ESPN Deportes and Univision all provide loads of matches too. And that’s just the club game; the international broadcasts are a whole other list. Remember too that competition was fierce in the bidding for the 2018 and 2022 World Cup broadcasting rights, with Fox outbidding longtime holders ESPN with a sizable $450 million shell out.

And with this week’s news that NBC Universal have landed the US broadcasting rights to the Premier League for the next three seasons for $250 million — a cost worth more than three times the current contract owned by Fox — it really serves to underline just how far we’ve come with in just the last ten years.

The deal with NBC is groundbreaking in many ways beyond just its price tag. Though NBC Sports will be the “home” channel for the EPL, they’ve indicated they intend to show live matches simultaneously on their other network channels. Much like their Olympic coverage, their CNBC, MSNBC, USA and Bravo networks are all in play. NBCSN is also available in about twice as many households in the states as FSC, which means wider distribution — maybe that will make it easier to catch a match at a bar? Much like we’re currently accustomed, they intend to have pre- and post-match shows, as well as a nightly news show. And perhaps most intriguing was the announcement that they intend to show up 18-20 live matches per season on over-the-air NBC, meaning the masses will be exposed to top tier professional matches more than ever before.

All great news, right?

Well, yeah… I think so, at least. But as you’ve probably come to expect from me and — and my less than enthusiastic tone probably revealed — I do have some concerns about the move, too.

As the paragraphs above hopefully illustrate, it took us a really long time to end up with just one widely available, soccer-only channel in this country. Never mind two. Yet with the Premier League picking up shop and moving over to rival NBC Sports starting next season, Fox’s investment in soccer is looking a little shaky. Once the EPL’s departed, here’s what will make up their line-up:

  • The FA Community Shield through 2017, which sounds cool until you remember it only one match per year.
  • The FA Cup through 2018. This could be a marquee competition for them, but only if they choose to show more than just a few marquee matches. It’s two biggest downfalls: matches occur only every few weeks, and they grow far fewer in number the later into the season we go.
  • One live Australian A-League match per week, which sounds cool until you realize it’s typically live in the middle of the night.
  • Select home England men’s and u-21 national team friendlies through 2018. So maybe, what, 10 matches per year?
  • Select matches from the USL Pro, PDL and W-Leagues, all of which tend to feature the production quality of equal quality to the play on display. I imagine if MLS struggles to draw television audiences, the US third and fourth divisions isn’t exactly going to be a boon to ratings.
  • Up to three matches per week from NCAA men’s and women’s soccer. See above.
  • UEFA Super Cup through 2014… oh nice, yet another single match per year.
  • And we can’t forget their saving grace, the UEFA Champions League and Europa League through 2015. But even then, these matches occur only in bunches every few weeks or so, too.

So if you’re saying to yourself, “Wait, that sounds like a lot of content to me,” why is losing the Premier League a problem for Fox Soccer’s outlook?

First and foremost, the EPL is by and far away the most followed professional soccer league in the US. And with La Liga, Serie A, the Bundesliga, the English Championship, the Brasileirão and Argentine Primera already spoken for by other networks for the foreseeable future, there really isn’t anything they can pick up to fill the gap. They could make moves to give some increased exposure to less heralded leagues out there, such as the Dutch Eredivisie, the Russian Premier League or the Portuguese Primeira Liga. Otherwise, they’ll be stuck with the irregularly scheduled roster of competitions in their current line up.

Fox Soccer Studio

fox finally dumped a bit of money into FSC/FS+, only to see their cash cow disappear. if they will continue investing remains a huge uncertainty.

Speaking of that irregularity, that brings me to my second point. With no regularly scheduled league for them to showcase each weekend, will it really be possible to maintain any sort of tangible viewership in between the normally midweek matches of the European competitions and the FA Cup? I highly doubt it. FSC and FSP are already guilty of over playing old Champions League matches to fill the gaps in between live content and their few dedicated shows each week. Imagine what it will be like when they don’t have any live matches to play over the weekends. If we’re lucky, it won’t be more episodes of Dreamteam.

Add those two thoughts together, and it’s not crazy to hypothesize that Fox Soccer will not get the same amount of viewers they’re currently enjoying. Losing the Premier League audience means FSC/+ will probably see a sizable drop of sponsorship dollars, as the advertisers will follow the league with the most eyeballs on it every week. And without those sponsorship dollars flowing in, will Fox really want to continue investing in two soccer only channels? Would carriers even want to keep them in their line-ups? Even though they have the World Cup rights for 2018 and 2022, they could shuttle both of their soccer only properties and still have plenty of other channels on which they can show every match live. Losing one or both of those channels, even if NBC Sports does a marvelous job in the role, would be a blow to us as fans. Losing a legal outlet for watching matches is never a good thing.

Now, this is all really grim and doomsday scenario-ish. Maybe losing the EPL will serve as a wake-up call to Fox. Perhaps it will make them more inclined to put in a more competitive bid the next time around. Or they might aggressively chase other leagues as replacements, meaning we get more league coverage on cable then we have even today. This thing could go a lot of different ways.

Now, I’ve not made mention of all at my concerns over sports productions at NBC. Think tape delays during the Olympics (something NBC Sports chairman Mark Lazarus has denied they’ll do) combined with shoddy production, camera work (NHL coverage being a prime example) and a rapidly expanding sports portfolio that possibly won’t devote ample time to soccer (they’ve just acquired F1 Racing right’s too). I’m also worried about the Premier League possibly cannibalizing growth of MLS ratings, NBC Sports having scooped up their rights this year too. Or who they’ll bring in to commentate (please no Laondon Donovan, please no Eric Wynalda) or call matches (please just use the native announcers from Sky).

But again, none of this is written in stone. They’re nothing more than concerns. Competition is better, right? The more the merrier! We could end up in a place where we have not only more coverage, but better coverage as the networks jostle with one another to keep your attention. Capitalism at its finest!

Let’s just not forget that other side to capitalist competition, either. While some entities will benefit from and feed off of it, others won’t be able to compete and will fail. Some even choose not to put up a fight at all and will just close shop. That’s what scares me.

Whether Fox feels it has the patience to wait for a new marquee league to become available, or if they feel it’s worth the investment necessary to compete in this new world with increased competition? Those remain the very important and very unanswered questions.

ten words or less #56

Wrong Side of the Pond's Subbuteo for The Football Attic

feeling important these days, thanks to the boys over at the football attic taking a fancy to the subbuteo figure i submitted their “league of blogs” project.

The Euros are over, thus ending a three-week stretch where I’ve felt like I have been drowning in football. I mean, I’ve been seeing matches when I sleep… far more than normal, at least. I needed a break, which is something I never thought I’d say about the game. But the headlines just keep rolling out, as if I had forgotten that the world of soccer never sleeps, takes breaks, or allows me to catch up with the rest of my life.

I mean just some of the headlines that caught my attention, and probably deserve an article of their own. Thanks to an epic final, Spain have officially entered G.O.A.T. territory. Transfer madness is in full swing: big names already on the move, others look to be doing so soon, and – GHASP!!! — Spurs are even getting in on some early action.

So as I put the finishing touches on about four different articles, I figured I could pacify you readers with another edition of TWOL. And if that sounds like a raw deal to you, I’m sorry… but you’re going to need to deal with it.

I made the Football Attics League of Blogs top 3! - twitter.com

Ever wonder how MLS sides utilize statistical analysis? – mlssoccer.com

Brazilian side Vitoria have a bloody brilliant kit promotion. Literally. – 101greatgoals.com

Who wouldn’t watch a late night TV hosted by Crouchy? – givemefootball.com

Why the international game lags tactically behind the club game. – newstatesman.com

Spanish B sides up for promotion are causing massive issues. – inbedwithmaradona.com

If all holds true, the Colorado Rapids are disgraceful. – prostamerika.com

Everything you wanted to know more about Italy’s kit font. – designboom.com

Never underestimate the combined power of the internet and idiots. – dirtytackle.net

Gyan is a text book case for “lack of ambition”. – theoriginalwinger.com

ten words or less #53

President Obama and that LA Galaxy

president obama received his official galaxy shirt from landon donovan and a spanish conquistador david beckham.

Now that league champions have been crowned, and European places are (almost) finalized, everyone’s attention has briefly  transitioned from on-field matters to off. Transfer speculation is in full swing, managers have been hired and fired, and agents are busy trying to count their chickens before they’ve hatched, Even the American President has gotten in on the action.

And like every other seasons’ end, I’m struggling to finalize post drafts that I’ve been working on for weeks/months. Some will be trashed, while others might yet see the light of day. So as I busy myself with making such important decisions, here are ten of my favorite  links from the last week to satisfy your quench for footie-related goodness.

Maradona suing Italy for trying to collect his back taxes. – kckrs.com

In case you’ve not seen it, here’s The Two Escobars. – youtube.com

A minimalist’s history of the World Cup. - andrefidusi.com

City might be making another Džeko if they sign Llorente. – inbedwithmaradona.com

Fake country Sealand play their first “international” match. – bbc.co.uk

Spurs’ new Under Armour kits are… surprisingly acceptable.
- reddit.com/user/IamHereForYou

How the players reacted when Hodgson was named England manager.
- theoffside.com

What it takes to put on a live MLS broadcast. – philly.com

United’s signing of Bébé always smelled fishy. – theoriginalwinger.com

Canada and Umbro team up for centenary kit sexiness. – blog.umbro.com

ten words or less #52

Bolton's Fabrice Muamba

it’s alright fabrice, some dust blew into my eyes just prior kickoff too.

With the European season winding down, high drama is in overtime with all of the various plot lines around the world of football starting to reach their conclusions. The title race, the war for the Champions League places and the relegation scrap are all reaching fever pitch entering the last two weeks of the season in the Premier League. Montpellier, just a few matches away from claiming their first ever Ligue 1 title, spectacularly lost their cool and will now be without captain Younes Belhanda for the rest of campaign through suspension. Real Madrid even bagged their first La Liga title in four years, prompting celebrations in the Spanish capital that thousands of toddlers around Spain had never seen before.

That’s not even including all of the transfer speculation heating up… lucky you, I’m not going to even broach that subject today. Instead, I provide you these ten links in less than 100 words to get your weekend off to a roaring start.

Muamba’s return to the Reebok… tugs at the heart-strings. – news.sky.com

A clever bit of “Barça Iconography”: their own Holy Trinity. – twitter/#/Paul_Morrissey

Why I live on the wrong side of the pond. – deadspin.com

Ironically, a great thread arguing how American soccer actually is.
- reddit.com/user/botron

Someone lock this man in a hotel room, too. – kickette.com

Like the soap opera Dreamteam, except it’s a real team. – dirtytackle.net

Guess which of these gimmicky products I formerly owned. – theclassical.org

The Rust Belt Derby… a non-manufactured, organic rivalry. – soccernews.com

Why Woy is the wight man fow the job. – zonalmarking.net

If WSOTP had an office, this would hang there. – kckrs.com

big brother is watching

Modern technology, and the way it’s seeped into our everyday lives, sometimes blows my mind. That I can sit in my living room in Cincinnati and watch a live Premiership match – taking place nearly 4,000 miles from said living room — unfold on a picture so clear I can literally see blades of grass kick up on a slide tackle, or beads of sweat explode off a player’s head while heading the ball, is something truly to marvel.

premier league cameras

premier league cameras are like the eye of sauron: all-seeing and ever-watching.

While these HD telecasts are definitely luxuries, they’ve definitely enhanced the match day experience for foreign fans of the European leagues. Most of these fans will never be able to afford a ticket to their favorite club’s match, let alone the costs to travel there and back. Being one of those lucky enough to have watched a game in person, I can say with great certainty that watching on your high def television isn’t a bad substitute. Hell, you could even say it has its advantages: it’s cheaper, you can watch a wider selection of matches, and there’s the lowered possibility of getting cornered by hooligans after a match… I  mean, I don’t know what your friends are like.

But what really blows my mind about the dawn of the HD-era in worldwide football broadcasting is how the players could possibly forget that their every move is being broadcast to, and watched by, the entire world.

Premier League rules dictate that there are a minimum of 24 cameras in each team’s stadium in order to provide every viewing angle possible during a match. The players appear to be aware of at least some of them, judging by how often they tend to run in and kiss the camera during moments of celebration. But in times of frustration or menacing evil, some players just seem to think that nobody is watching them. Yet the video cameras are still there, ever watching. And if the TV guys somehow miss it, there’s an army of journolists and fans with camera phones there to serve as backups. Virtually nothing can go unnoticed.

Do the players think they’re too clever? Well, we all know that most footballers aren’t known for their minds, but that doesn’t mean they don’t think of themselves as clever. Just ask Joey Barton.

Perhaps they think their actions will be too quick to be noticed, or could at least be interpreted as unintentional. In a day of age where slow motion replays of player two-second player reaction being stretched into 10-second “emotion shots”, they shouldn’t be naive enough to think that their quick actions can’t be dissected by the millisecond.

Yet, whether through ignorance or arrogance, players persist to make these idiotic decisions. And for one reason or another, they always seem to come in bunches of three.

First up, Real Madrid’s Pepe gave us this boneheaded move during their midweek Copa del Rey first-leg tie with hated rivals Barcelona:

real madrid's pepe stamping on barcelona's messi

Pepe, we all saw you alter your stride and look down to make sure that you stepped on Lionel Messi’s hand. To brush it off as accidental in your “apology” is an insult to anyone with eyes. Each additional angle you bring into play makes your actions provides even more evidence against your cause. Considering the Spanish FA should still have you on a multi-year ban for this ludicrous attack from a few years ago, you’re lucky to have had the opportunity to be this stupid again. This kind of act is an embarrassment, and is one of the reasons that make me ashamed to publicly admit that I’m a supporter of Real Madrid these days.

Just why Pepe would choose to stamp down on something that has very little affect on Messi’s spectacular playing ability — like a foot, perhaps? — is further proof that players aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.

Next in line for thinking that nobody will catch his dirty tricks is Manchester City’s Joleon Lescott:

manchester city's joleon lescott elbowing tottenham's younes kaboul

Perhaps not as obvious as Pepe’s stamp above upon first glance, Lescott’s elbow to Kaboul’s face also appears increasingly intentional the more angles you watch it from. Just why Lescott felt it necessary to raise his elbow to Kaboul is beyond me, since he’d already won the ball and the play was moving on.

Already on a yellow, the former Everton man was extremely luck to have not been sent off for the action. Yet his actions — just inches outside the City penalty area no less — somehow went unnoticed by Howard Webb.

Amazingly for Webb, a referee I normally rate as the best in England, he somehow missed another intentional assault on a Tottenham player just under ten minutes later. Could it be that Howard has traded in his United Red-tinted spectacles for a new pair with a City Blue hue? Unlikely. As a Spurs fan, it’s a conspiracy theory I’d be willing to hear, especially after watching this happen:

manchester city's mario balotelli stamping on tottenham's scott parker

I mean nobody — especially someone already on a yellow — while in the process of falling, will jam their heel backward away from the direction they’re moving. If anything, Balotelli’s momentum suggests that his right heel would foot would have moved away from Parker’s face. And just like Pepe’s stamp on Messi’s hand, you can see the controversial Italian adjust his stride so he could complete his heinous act. Adding insult to injury, a further ten minutes on from this incident and Balotelli was being taken down for and converting a match-winning penalty. Total bullshit, says this Spurs fan.

Apparently, Super Mario is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. For a man who’s been caught on camera trapped in a training bib, using an iPad on the substitute’s bench of an international match, and who was well aware that he’d draw massive amounts of attention for claiming “WHY ALWAYS ME?“, you’d think he would have developed a heightened awareness that the cameras were always trained on him. Nope.

Whether these ignorant, unprofessional and intentional acts to harm players are punished remains to be seen. But if nothing else, thanks to the onset of modern television technology, they’re not going unnoticed anymore. And if the court of public opinion has taught us anything before, it’s that it won’t be long until the authorities stand up and take notice, too.

By that time, if they players have any brains to them, they’ll have learned that big brother is watching, and they ought to be on their best behavior.

ten words or less #41

mourinho rides callejon

callejón is content to be josé mourinho's "human segway".

I literally had to flip a coin to decide which picture would end up as the headlining selection for this week’s post. It was a dead heat between the eventual winner entitled José Rides Forward and Beckham Budweiser Ballin’. Each is awesome in their own right for various reasons. But I’m glad Mourinho won out though: just look how intensely he’s riding José Callejón, like an overdressed Portuguese jockey in the Kentucky Derby. The ride also must have proven inspirational for Callejón, as he bagged a brace in the very next game out for the Spaniards.

Picture of the week honors? Fate chose wisely.

Are Spain slipping, or is del Bosque losing the plot? - zonalmarking.net

Dear family members: here’s what I want for Christmas. – soccerbible.com

Marketing gone bad… so bad it could literally hurt. – football-shirts.co.uk

Which unnamed DP will be the recipient of this money? – kckrs.com

So what if it’s Nike’s old commercial in reverse. Brilliant. – grantland.com
(…props to my boy Marc for digging this out)

Marouane Fellaini: The Human Chia Pet. – FHM.com

Anybody else feel like booking a trip to Buenos Aires? - hotelbocajuniors.com

The tactics behind this week’s super entertaining Barça-Milan match. – zonalmarking.net

ten words or less #39

andrei arshavin giraffe shirt

if arshavin's fashion sense catches on, we all have reason to be pessimistic.

It may just be me, but I feel like my recent posts have taken a rather pessimistic view of the beautiful game. A quick look at my front page shows a total of seven non-round-up posts, and four of them are nothing but me bitching about some current aspect of the game. I must think soccer is going to hell then, right?

Well, sort of… but I could also just be moody and hypersensitive to issues that I think are currently plaguing the game. If it makes you feel better, you can call me a pessimist. I won’t take it the wrong way.

However, if you’re not yet concerned about the state of affairs in professional football, just take a gander at a few of the links below. We’ll make you into pessimist in no time.

Is Serie A’s decline due more to TV than stadiums? – theelastico.com

The Home Nations collectively shudders at the site of this. – footballshirtculture.com

You can actually feel the sorrow in the author’s voice. – twofootedtackle.com

While a valid point, is there a workable solution? – soccerissue.com

Is Balotelli a Dynamo Dresden fan, or just their inspiration? – dirtytackle

Pelé makes boots now, undoubtedly thinks they’re the best ever. – theoriginalwinger.com

Neymar has nothing on these guys. – youtube.com

A good effort that needs revising: too much white space. – kckrs.com

ten words or less #38

sadly, this is how i probably appear to anyone from europe.

Between the Euro qualifiers, friendlies, the League matches and the Champions/Europa League qualifiers, I have to admit that I’m having a hard time following this season. Everything feels so… disjointed.

If it weren’t for Rooney being an idiot and Tottenham throwing away a winnable match, I wouldn’t feel like I know what’s going on this season at all.

Assou-Ekotto always tells it like it is. – mirror.co.uk

Another game for the soccer bar I’ll probably never own. – theoriginalwinger.com

The science is in: football is good for men. – independent.ie

The Brasileirão’s in danger of becoming a two-horse race. – theelastico.com

Ever wanted to know why random strangers wear certain jerseys? - footballists.wordpress.com

Today I Learned: Liverpool’s Pepe Reina has OCD. – dirty tackle @ yahoo.com

Paying Modrić what he deserves could be very dangerous. – telegraph.co.uk