i’ve been lazy. really lazy. here’s the ten words or less from last week. it’s ridiculous how long it took me to post this. i apologize.

i’m not the only one with a gareth bale crush. – sportsillustrated.com

please, tell me WTF is going on here. – thespoiler.co.uk

a valid complaint, but aren’t we being a bit dramatic? – threematchban.com

only real can  have a “greatest volleyed goals” compilation. – youtube.com

dear ryan shawcross: please shut up. – unprofresionalfoul.com

finally, some light is shed on the “fake” togo team. – slate.com

i love charlie davies. sssttttttttaaaaaanky leg. – soccernet.com

i’ll admit: i don’t love football this much. – theoffside.com