It’s officially spring here in Ohio. That means the weather is currently wildly fluctuating between spells of winter and early summer, most of the country has turned its attention to basketball madness, and those of us in the world of soccer are left to be drowned by a tsunami of soccer. The English Premiership has reached the point in the year when things really start to matter, the Champions League has done the same, Major League Soccer is in full swing, USL and NASL start up soon, and just for good measure, an international break has been tossed into the mix too.

We touch on all of that, plus American soccer conspiracy theory, Winners & Wankers, Fantasy Update, and all of your favorite snark and inattention to detail. So hit those download links or hit play below.