Even though this week’s #Pondcast is our Valentine’s Day gift to you, we don’t suggest trying to pass it off as a gift for your loved one: our wives didn’t find it a suitable gift, so your significant other probably won’t either. Probably anyway.

But if they would find it a respectable gift, once unwrapped they’d find talk about Liverpool’s monumental win over Spurs at the weekend, an analysis of Chelsea’s title chances, a look ahead to the Champions League matches that kicked off today, dips into domestic football matters, trends in children’s names, D.J.’s mangled voice. and much much more. All brought to you, of course, by our friends at Tavour.